Quote :

"do you think chris hansen wears a suit to the blue martini VIP lounge? or does he show up in like slacks and one of those striped club shirts? either way i imagine it is ridiculous."

no, it's hair gel, graphic tee, long jeans


lol
Chris "The Situation" Hansen



[Edited on June 29, 2011 at 5:20 PM. Reason : I live not too far from the Blue Martini - anyone wanna go? Chicks only]

6/29/2011 5:17:28 PM

Miami? You bring the money, I'll bring the chicks.

6/29/2011 5:24:39 PM

Make sure they are at least 18 plz, we know how you like to roll.

6/29/2011 5:34:01 PM

This is awesome.

6/29/2011 5:35:08 PM

Goes to visit his date at her house.

Sees himself in the mirror while in the house.

Yells out, "OH SHIT, CHRIS HANSEN!" and proceeds to blow his brains out thinking he has been set up.

6/29/2011 6:06:07 PM

^^^I don't usually run background checks on girls I pick up. Do you?

6/29/2011 6:13:48 PM

I'm gonna say he deserved it

that show was bullshit

6/29/2011 6:43:42 PM

Quote :

"Make sure they are at least 18 plz, we know how you like to roll."

Gathering her social security number and matching the name on the background check with two copies of photo id is the only real way to know if a girl is 18.

6/29/2011 6:49:07 PM

Would have been AWESOME if she hired "CHEATERS" to catch him

6/29/2011 6:54:34 PM

Quote :

"I'm gonna say he deserved it that show was bullshit "

6/29/2011 6:56:01 PM

Shit Cheaters would have probably given her $100k to catch Chris Hansen

6/29/2011 7:24:40 PM

that overdramatic host probably would have pissed his pants while almost-whispering in that dumb voice when he heard about it

6/29/2011 7:35:58 PM

Can you imagine sleeping with Chris?


"Will you please have a seat over.... my cock"

6/29/2011 7:39:49 PM