I would go into a male dominated field and study like crazy so they would be all shocked/pissed when I blasted the, in a task (i.e., a lawyer)


I would also speed all the time and not worry about a cop pulling me over

7/4/2011 12:24:39 AM

bewbs!!

7/4/2011 12:24:54 AM

^^I have to admit the comma got me stuck for a while.

7/4/2011 12:27:01 AM

I'm not drunk or high

If someone came upto you and told you to make something that weighed 500,000 pounds float in mid-air, you'd say "yeah right, that's impossible"

Yet look at what we have here:



If someone came upto you and told you to make something that weighed 200,000,000 pounds float on water, you'd say "yeah right, that's impossible"


Yet look at what we have here:






Do you think whatever created us wanted us to have these things? Electricity, Atomic Bombs, Periodic Tables...I think not. These are hacks that exist in the universe. Our universe is coded and we're hacking the system.

If our universe is coded, and we can manipulate it, that means EVERYTHING is possible.

If we can hack the universe, then we can hack any computer you may conceive.

But the shitty thing is... if everything is possible then an unhackable system is possible, too. but how can it exist if a hacker can always hack everything?

Which leads us to... If God can do anything, can God create a rock that he can't lift?

If he can, then he can't do everything because he can't lift the rock. If he can't, then he can't do everything.

You have to conclude that it's impossible.

Nope. you don't have to conclude it's impossible.


Aircraft carriers and Airplanes are simple. In less than a 100 years, we'll have space stations and colonizing other planets. Earthquakes and hurricanes will be soft gusts of wind compared to solar storms and black holes that we'll have to battle against.

I shouldn't say 100 years, because we'll figure out how to live 1000 years, the only way to travel between galaxies before we invent teleportation and find wormholes.

After that, I do believe, the game is over. We conquered the universe.

7/4/2011 12:27:25 AM

WHY ARE ACTUAL HOT CHICKS POSTING IN THIS THREAD

[Edited on July 4, 2011 at 12:28 AM. Reason : why]

7/4/2011 12:28:17 AM

It was supposed to say "them in"... my b

7/4/2011 12:29:50 AM

do you speed all the time

7/4/2011 12:30:21 AM

do you do speed all the time

7/4/2011 12:31:06 AM

do airplanes speed?

7/4/2011 12:31:43 AM

get out of here unless you are going to provide some more asinine commentary

[Edited on July 4, 2011 at 12:32 AM. Reason : accomplished!]

7/4/2011 12:32:15 AM

Is this like an inverse thread or something?

7/4/2011 12:32:43 AM

bttt i just found out egyeyes is fun sized

7/4/2011 12:35:23 AM

4'9"?

7/4/2011 12:36:15 AM

fun sized is defined as being 5'2 and below and approx 100lbs.

there is no arguing with this definition, either she's fun sized or not

7/4/2011 12:38:39 AM

Yes, I do speed all the time.. but I have to worry about cops being around

7/4/2011 12:50:10 AM

AMPHETAMINE ABUSE

7/4/2011 12:54:45 AM

There are people who can help, Samwise. I can properly dispose of your addiction.

7/4/2011 12:56:59 AM

If I were a hot chick,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.

7/4/2011 1:02:26 AM

Haha, walked right into that one

I used to be on phentermine (aka speed)... I wonder if bmel ever thought "please calm down and/or stop talking so fast"

7/4/2011 1:20:59 AM

"Sam, you're running a mile a minute."
"I don't think I'm talking that fast."
"No, you're actually running a mile a minute. You're like a white Marion Jones without the gold medals."

7/4/2011 1:28:59 AM

I'd make up some shit and say that I liked stuff that most people think are pretentious/lame/boring/old, and wait for other people to start agreeing with me. Because that's what they do.

7/4/2011 1:44:52 AM

I start jumping and then along with it go "ooooooooooooo" and get louder like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" and then switch to "PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOO PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOOOOOOOO! POWER PACK! POWER PACK! BACK THE PACK!" and then play a loud rockin rap song or somethin. i think it would get things crazy.

7/4/2011 2:01:27 AM

i would give away some of the withdrawn money and blow some of it on gifts, but lose much of it on bad investments

7/4/2011 2:03:44 AM

If I was a hot chick, I would declare punchmonk the winner of this thread.

7/4/2011 2:10:44 AM

I'm not a chick and I'll do it anyway.

punchmonk, you're the winner of this thread.

7/4/2011 2:14:45 AM

Brown-noser.

7/4/2011 2:22:38 AM

yeah maybe now you'll get that superpremie access you've always wanted

[Edited on July 4, 2011 at 2:47 AM. Reason : hot chicks]

7/4/2011 2:46:45 AM

You can only get Super Premie if you collect the seven Chaos Emeralds and fifty rings.

7/4/2011 3:00:20 AM

GeniuSxBoY beat me to the reference, but I'll fill it out...

If I were a hot chick,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a sexy chick,
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy hot,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle chick.

fits very well with the misogynistic theme of this thread

7/4/2011 6:45:15 AM

Aw, I came here to post that too.

I'm leaning towards egyeyes's post on seducing punchmonk. Or my former lesbian roommate, one of those.

7/4/2011 7:32:42 AM

If i was a hot chick i'd probably be wondering why i'm not puffin AstralAdvent's peter

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

7/5/2011 2:58:27 AM