look at hamburgers like a blank canvas.

the art of the burger isn't the canvas, but how it's treated.

i kinda feel the opposite about a good steak.

keep it clean and simple.

but with burgers, get your jackson pollock on.

7/5/2011 10:30:01 AM

ok so how did this turn out?

7/5/2011 10:32:33 AM

I've never eaten meat, I'm 19, soon to be 20.
Do you eat fish at all? Chicken should be okay if you have, but jumping straight to red meat will probably make your system sick for a few days... kinda like food poisoning, your system simply doesn't know how to process it.
I've never eaten meat, don't plan to, but good luck with that, hope your stomach doesn't go crazy

7/5/2011 10:36:44 AM

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"but jumping straight to red meat will probably make your system sick for a few days... kinda like food poisoning, your system simply doesn't know how to process it."

i don't think anything dramatic or even noticeable by him will happen (to his system), and your scientific statement at the end is false. the body produces HCl and enzymes to digest protein.

so how did this go?

7/5/2011 5:27:20 PM

I think at this point we can safely assume that Hampton has either died from some sort of beef-transmitted disease, or has been stuffing his face at five guys for the last 24 hours.

7/5/2011 5:30:44 PM

or D) he's taking a dump that would make Randy Marsh proud

7/5/2011 5:32:18 PM

You're stupid. While I don't think this will screw someones system up for 'days, if your body isn't used to processing certain foods, it can fuck you up for a little bit.

7/5/2011 5:32:48 PM

No one calls me stupid and gets away with it

You just replaced guitarguy on my list

7/5/2011 5:39:59 PM

maybe he liked the taste of meat so much he decided to try eating people

r.i.p. joe

7/5/2011 5:42:14 PM

I didn't die or even get explosive diarrhea. I only ended up taking one bite of hamburger before I pussed out and quit eating it. The combination of texture, taste, smell, and the fact that I was eating a cow just made me too sick to think about eating any more. In fact I regret swallowing the bite of meat and cheese that I did eat. Maybe it's something I would need to get used to? But to be honest this whole experience made me realize I'm quite happy being a vegetarian.

Joe, on the other hand, thought he was Joey Chestnut and ate a couple of hamburgers and several hot dogs. Plus he chugged through a couple of glasses of milk and drank a milkshake afterwards. He was the one who rooster tailed his toilet all night last night and had some of the most wretched farts the world has ever known. After not consuming any meat or dairy for the past two years, I guess his body was giving him a big fuck you!

7/5/2011 9:58:32 PM

im sure the smugness will make up for anything you dont get from meat

7/5/2011 10:01:31 PM

pussy

7/5/2011 10:01:35 PM

must have made all the gay sex pretty awkward

7/5/2011 10:02:32 PM

puck_it got sick from eating Bill's BBQ once

he's been weary of food ever since

7/5/2011 10:02:50 PM

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"The combination of texture, taste, smell, and the fact that I was eating a cow just made me too sick to think about eating any more"

jesus christ first world problems

7/5/2011 10:03:43 PM

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"If you're one of the few people on this planet lucky enough to get your hands on a steak, BITE THE SHIT OUT OF IT."

7/5/2011 10:06:03 PM

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"jesus christ first world problems"

LOL that's exactly what Joe said. USA #1!

7/5/2011 10:09:01 PM

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"Joe, on the other hand, thought he was Joey Chestnut and ate a couple of hamburgers and several hot dogs. Plus he chugged through a couple of glasses of milk and drank a milkshake afterwards. He was the one who rooster tailed his toilet all night last night and had some of the most wretched farts the world has ever known. "

7/5/2011 10:12:11 PM

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"The combination of texture, taste, smell, and the fact that I was eating a cow just made me too sick to think about eating any more. In fact I regret swallowing the bite of meat and cheese that I did eat. Maybe it's something I would need to get used to?"

No offense, but the fuck is wrong with you. You don't think of the thousands of heads of cabbage crying out in agony every day as they're hacked to pieces and torn limb from limb to make your salad?

But I guess I will say good on you for trying something new that goes against everything you've done thus far in your life. Next time just turn off your brain for a while and eat the whole thing. I used to think onions were like crunching slimy bugs but these days I can't get enough of them, on my BURGER!

7/5/2011 11:19:45 PM