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11/11/2011 9:36:59 AM

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I don't get it

11/11/2011 9:44:00 AM

Last night I went to the grocery store... forgot my wallet at my apartment, but luckily my bf was on his way over to my place so he stopped by the store and paid for my groceries. Then he told me that I didn't need to pay him back in cash, I could just pay him back in 'KEESES!' so I gave him a kiss for every dollar only for him to tell me that the exchange rate was pretty bad so I'd have to keep making payments



awwwwwww

11/11/2011 9:50:29 AM

^^ He shit his pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vHPh-CO8jM

11/11/2011 9:52:56 AM

While watching the UNC-NCSU basketball game on TV a few years ago, we saw a player commit a backcourt violation (an over and back, I think). Before the announcers identified it as such she turns to me, completely serious, and says "So that's a back porch violation, right?"

I nearly died laughing. We still joke about that one frequently.

11/11/2011 9:56:29 AM

^^^^ who is that?

11/11/2011 10:04:02 AM

Joe Paterno

11/11/2011 10:05:54 AM

he got so used to little penises holding it in.

11/11/2011 11:31:04 AM

Lolz Paterno

11/11/2011 11:46:16 AM

i told my SO to stop putting so much thought into anything he posts in the soap box - it's like trying to preach to a room full of monkeys throwing shit at each other.

11/11/2011 12:59:14 PM

I was looking at sneakers and wondered out loud if one I liked was a Puma.

She said in Kindergarten Cop voice "ITS NOT A PUMA"

11/11/2011 1:03:19 PM

ahahaha

11/11/2011 2:46:13 PM

sorting clothes for laundry

according to the SO, one pile is "whites" and one pile is "coloreds"


i tease her about how racist she is, and in typical SO fashion i get told how racist i am for even thinking that way

11/11/2011 10:34:25 PM

We were at the mall going up the escalator near the Lego store. They had the big holiday setup of Star Wars stuff in one window and it included a large lego star destroyer.

I asked her, "Would it be super nerdy if I built that lego star destroyer for the living room?"

She immediately yelled "WHAT? WHERE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!"

As it turns out she thought that I'd said "lego Skarsgard".

I think she hurt her neck.

11/21/2011 12:55:09 PM

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"so I gave him a kiss for every dollar only for him to tell me that the exchange rate was pretty bad so I'd have to keep making payments"

im pretty sure he did not mean literally kisses...he meant in what kissing leads to

11/21/2011 4:10:15 PM

^^lol, that would be pretty awesome!

11/21/2011 4:19:45 PM