because no one reads the last post...

7/29/2011 6:22:03 PM

vomit


presumably someone actually likes seeing that?

7/29/2011 6:23:17 PM

i have had 2 roommates who liked fatty porn.

7/29/2011 7:54:22 PM

Christians aren't always porking fatties. Jeez.

7/29/2011 7:58:08 PM

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"People saving themselves for marriage but still giving and receiving oral sex That's what I would like to discuss"

lol Sam

7/29/2011 8:03:14 PM

^^^ Did you indulge with them?

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 8:03 PM. Reason : .]

7/29/2011 8:03:18 PM

I don't think that's what was meant by "Jonah was eaten by a whale."

7/29/2011 8:04:16 PM

^^only when i wanted to fantasize about getting crushed to death by a whale.

7/29/2011 8:55:27 PM

What i wouldn't give to bone in an afghan dumpster

7/29/2011 9:05:55 PM

I think the condemnation of pre-marital sex begets a huge risk ultimately. Then again, they do use the word "faith" for a reason.

Personally, I am prepared to face the ramifications of my actions - regardless of whether a belief system considers them misdeeds. Do I think that it's worth it?



Do I... think that.... it's... wait what were we talking about?

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 9:22 PM. Reason : .]

7/29/2011 9:19:56 PM

Exactly. As long as there are girls like that out there, I am utterly disinterested in the morality of sex outside of marriage.

7/29/2011 9:29:29 PM

Man, I'm a straight girl and I could watch that all day.

7/29/2011 9:31:12 PM

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"What i wouldn't give to bone in an afghan dumpster"

hahahahaha

[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 9:37 PM. Reason : skwinkle is correct.]

7/29/2011 9:32:12 PM

haha, the first thing you would give is your dignity.

7/29/2011 9:33:13 PM

i hate to be that guy, but who is that chick and where is the rest of her porn?

7/29/2011 10:23:12 PM

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"Christians having (a lot of) sex before marriage "

how i got most of my sex

7/29/2011 11:04:37 PM

^^ Shay Laren, she doesn't do porn I don't think, but you can see her boobs..

My best friends wife was a virgin until they got married. He certainly wasn't. I don't think they had a lot of sex in the beginning, but they do a little more now. I mean I don't ask, but sometimes he says stupid stuff about it, so I'd guess it turned out ok.

7/30/2011 12:01:33 AM

she sure does do porn

also

Quote :

" If they're hot and it's with me, I'm 100% in favor of it."

and of course they're women

7/30/2011 12:36:55 AM

I too felt my first set of boobies on a church trip.

7/30/2011 2:43:28 AM

Had a buddy in college with a ncsu cheerleader girlfriend that was super Christian. Maybe Catholic, don't remember.

What I do remember is that she turned into an anal freak. Apparently he talked her into trying it (after convincing her that is wasn't "real sex") and she loved it. He was a lucky summa bitch.

7/30/2011 3:08:43 AM

Quote :

"I TOO HAVE OPINIONS ON VARIOUS MATTRESSES"

7/30/2011 11:13:17 AM

^That's super common, the anal freak thing, with super-Christian "abstinent" girls. Basically every "first" sexual experience I ever had was really young and with girls like this. I went to a large church all my life that had basically a 7:1 ratio of girls to guys at my age, so we all hit the same stages sexual development at the same time. And as a minister's son I was very much obligated to live up to the stereotype of being deviant.

Basically all the abstinent girls end up being really fixated on oral and sometimes anal sex. They see it as their "loophole" and will still go on and on about how important their decision to be abstinent is, even though it's probably a good bet they've done everything outside of vaginal penetration--been with a couple of girls who thought "just putting the head in" was okay too. Kind of stretching it there.

So many of my firsts were from church girls, and often in the church. Good stuff. Though closer to college those girls end up being a breeding ground for a whole new level of batshit-crazy.

7/30/2011 11:25:57 AM

Amna, I think you mean "Christians".

7/30/2011 11:18:47 PM

hmmmm

7/31/2011 12:11:18 AM

thats a good looking girl. i usually dont like boobs that big, but those are pretty good.

7/31/2011 12:25:23 AM

http://www.xvideos.com/video428890/one_of_the_greatest_shay_laren_scenes_ever_playing_wii_

7/31/2011 1:14:05 AM

Back to GeniuSxBoY's post... what's his problem with her? Like, is sex the only reason he's depressed? Seems like there's other issues than she's the girl of his dreams...

Sheesh those boobs bounce. She's thin otherwise, but dayum.

Quote :

"My best friends wife was a virgin until they got married. He certainly wasn't. I don't think they had a lot of sex in the beginning, but they do a little more now. I mean I don't ask, but sometimes he says stupid stuff about it, so I'd guess it turned out ok."

I'd feel a little weird being someone's first, but I wouldn't want to fuck a guy who's a total whore. What say you, tww? Does it matter how much experience your partner has had?

7/31/2011 1:11:09 PM

Quote :

"Christians EVERYONE having (a lot of) sex before marriage"

Fixed it for you.

7/31/2011 1:12:25 PM

Quote :

"what's his problem with her? Like, is sex the only reason he's depressed? Seems like there's other issues than she's the girl of his dreams... "

Women will be women. The nagging. The obsessive compulsive "I must have a good image for everyone else", Wants marriage counseling, doesn't want him working so much but refuses to find herself a job to pick up the slack to pay the bills. Sex just wasn't what he imagined it would be like with her. It was boring with her (probably a dead fish, missionary only type girl), wants him to pray with her more, even though she goes to church 6 days a week. He's a 1 day a week person.

7/31/2011 1:30:37 PM