One leg is shorter than the other from when I broke it really badly and it separated from the growth plate.

My uvula is bigger than most. When I was a toddler the doctor told my mom that he would have to do surgery to remove part of it to keep me from gagging on it, but my parents were slack on that stuff and it never happened. I can play with it with my tongue.

I still have two baby teeth.

8/1/2011 12:41:47 AM

missing my left arm bte, right leg to the hip, left foot, birth mark (bald spot) on my head and a weird cut on my left leg

8/1/2011 12:43:53 AM

also my belly button is abnormally large

8/1/2011 12:44:35 AM

hey what does bte mean?

8/1/2011 12:46:19 AM

below the elbow

[Edited on August 1, 2011 at 12:49 AM. Reason : sorry, used to medical jargon, alomst said hip disartict, but not even sure how to spell it]

8/1/2011 12:48:18 AM

below the elbow

8/1/2011 12:48:28 AM

oh! thanks!!

saps...I had no clue about a couple of those...you are pretty amazing...I mean a lot of people would focus on those and use them as a crutch, but you don't at all. (sorry if that sounds silly)

8/1/2011 12:52:59 AM

thx, its not silly, growing up in shriners I met a bunch of those people, they suck

8/1/2011 12:59:07 AM

aha, I was right with hip disartict, anyway, here's what testing out a new leg is like for the most part

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJhtmS69izw

8/1/2011 1:04:05 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geographic_tongue
A couple autoimmune issues, I think my body is trying to kill me

8/1/2011 1:07:13 AM

I only have three incisors on my lower jaw but my teeth look normal (no gaps). I also only had three wisdom teeth.

I have duck feet. My heels are a 9.5C and forefoot is a 9.5EE.

8/1/2011 1:11:28 AM

my mom was 40 when I was born, that's rare now, but was really rare back then... when she was in labor the umbilical cord popped loose before I was ready to come out so they had to basically yank me out in 20 seconds or so before I was born retarded (no comments assholes) or died outright. Soooo, as they were yanking me out they damaged some nerves in my right eye so most of the time I cant move it to the right. I dont think its technically a lazy eye because I can move it everywhere else and even to the right sometimes.

Considering the other possibilities, I will take it.

8/1/2011 2:05:10 AM

I only had 3 of 4 wisdom teeth grow in. I guess it worked in my advantage, 1 less to have pulled.

8/1/2011 4:27:13 AM

Quote :

"I still have a baby tooth...there is no adult tooth under it...eventually the root will die and I will have to have a fake tooth put in there."

i have this too...as far as i know, that's the only defect i have

8/1/2011 6:37:40 AM

Casey I met your cousin

8/1/2011 6:39:52 AM

who?

i have lots of them

8/1/2011 6:56:11 AM

Oh yeah, I was only born with 3 of 4 wisdom teeth. Seeing as how they were removed while impacted, it worked to my advantage.

8/1/2011 7:30:17 AM

My second and third toes are completely webbed on one foot and half webbed on the other

8/1/2011 7:37:27 AM

Based on the results of this thread, society has requested that none of you procreate.

Thank you.

8/1/2011 8:06:35 AM

I have an extra tooth fused to my number 1 molar.

8/1/2011 8:25:23 AM

Agreed, saps is pretty amazing

I forgot about dental abnormalities. I have peg laterals (incisors), no wisdom teeth, and I'm missing a molar. I was also told I have a smaller mouth than average..

And fun fact: approximately 15% of the population has a birth defect

8/1/2011 8:50:59 AM

Quote :

"My bottom gum-line is receding...will eventually have to take tissue from my palate and replace my front bottom gums "

I've had this done while on crutches. My advice is to not eat corn afterwards or anything that can get stuck in the new hole in the roof of your mouth.

I wasn't born with wisdom teeth.

I have milia on my face which really annoys me.

I'm flat footed.

8/1/2011 9:31:37 AM

Both my ring toes are hammer toes.

8/1/2011 9:38:50 AM

Quote :

" My bottom gum-line is receding...will eventually have to take tissue from my palate and replace my front bottom gums"

Mine was receding a bit when I was younger (14) so they did that. They didn't have to take tissue tho, they used some grown in a petri dish or something.

8/1/2011 9:52:50 AM

i'm only 5'7"

8/1/2011 10:00:08 AM

I've never had a cavity or an ear infection. Ever.

8/1/2011 10:11:42 AM

I have nerve damage related hearing loss due to a combination of genetics and constant ear infections.

Without hearing aids, I'm completely deaf to most high frequency sounds, such as sirens, telephones ringing, anything else very high pitched. Only partial loss in lower frequency ranges. Hearing aids mostly fix that, though. I do have to lip read a lot because there are certain sounds ("ssss" for instance) that I just can't hear.

8/1/2011 10:25:03 AM

I have webbed toes, VERY wide feet, and arches so high the physical therapist i saw after hurting my ACL was taken aback. As a result, I wear inserts in my shoes.

I'm 6'6" but only wear pants length 32... my legs are really short - all of my height is in my torso.

That's about it. The weirdest thing are the webbed toes, I suppose.

8/1/2011 10:43:06 AM

Quote :

"I've never had a cavity or an ear infection. Ever."

you know now that you say that......

8/1/2011 10:43:44 AM

i'm lazy and slouch a lot. It's my own damn fault.



also i have this tiny birth mark or something on my belly that's w/out pigment. When I tan, it turns a little pink and that means i'm done. It's like a little burn-o-meter to help me out


also i have some stretch marks on my belly from when i was fat

8/1/2011 10:45:06 AM

3 impacted wisdom teef, room for the 4th but the bastard didn't come in. Flat feet. Double Jointed thumb. Misshapen head (really though)

8/1/2011 11:04:33 AM

Quote :

" Oh, yeah and I'm "double jointed" in my hips, thumbs, and knuckles (which really only means I can move them in an awkward way/pop them in and out of joint."

I bet youre a dynamo in the sack

[Edited on August 1, 2011 at 12:33 PM. Reason : L]

8/1/2011 12:32:07 PM

Quote :

"I'm 6'6" but only wear pants length 32... my legs are really short - all of my height is in my torso. That's about it. The weirdest thing are the webbed toes, I suppose."

I think 6'6" with a 32" inseam is way weirder than webbed toes.

8/1/2011 2:38:00 PM

My right eye is always open slightly less than my left. Guess the eyelid is droopy for one reason or another. I also have really terrible astigmatism.

What I thought for years and years was a mole on the left side of my chest is, I believe, a very small/poorly developed extra nipple.

Mild sleep apnea also (undiagnosed but I think it's there, and I sleep much more soundly/snore much less when I wear a Breathe Right strip)

8/1/2011 3:30:35 PM

my gf has a mild case of pectus excavatum. its not serious enough to require surgery but she does have some shortness of breath bc of it. I should suggest running to her, never thought of that. she is self conscious about it so occasionally I have to reassure her of how beautiful she is (awwww)

i'm pretty boring aside from lots of moles and a few skin tags. i should go to the dermatologist...

8/1/2011 5:44:14 PM

i'm beginning to think there is a strong correlation between physical deformity and frequent posting on tww

8/1/2011 5:48:48 PM

^^^ I think almost everyone has one eye that is "bigger" than the other like that. I used to think it was only me because seeing myself in photos I always noticed it a lot. But then I started noticing it in other people too, and I've noticed virtually everyone is like that.

[Edited on August 1, 2011 at 5:50 PM. Reason : .]

8/1/2011 5:49:51 PM

Quote :

"i'm beginning to think there is a strong correlation between physical deformity and frequent posting on tww"

yes lol

8/1/2011 6:05:51 PM

seriously we should start a fucking circus

8/1/2011 6:08:04 PM

I get Lipomas in numerous places on my body.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipoma

I've had 1 removed from each forearm (those were the most noticeable and annoying ones) but still have multiple on my upper arms, upper legs, and a couple around the sides of my torso.



Also, not sure if it counts, but I have a birth mark across my face that distorts the pigments. When my face turns red, 1 area stays white, and also 1 side has a white eyebrow and white eyelashes.

[Edited on August 1, 2011 at 7:36 PM. Reason : more.]

8/1/2011 7:33:38 PM

I'm perfect.

8/1/2011 9:29:26 PM

I have a small airway and usually have to breathe out of my nose and mouth and I have asthma. Also, I have a metal plate in my left ankle where I broke it a few years back. All of this makes running a blast.

8/1/2011 9:43:27 PM

I wish there were a thread where I could call out dysmorphic features of some of you people

8/1/2011 9:53:25 PM

You could just make that this thread.

8/1/2011 9:55:55 PM

I got hit in my right eye with a baseball and tore muscles in my iris so it doesn't contract as much as my left.


I also broke my left arm really bad when I was 3 and have had three total surgeries on it. They pieced it back together with pins and I now have a metal plate in my left elbow but have full use of it. It is actually more flexible than my right but bends at a weird angle when extended fully. I was very lucky. Dr. Goldner saved my arm.

[Edited on August 1, 2011 at 9:59 PM. Reason : right eye]

8/1/2011 9:58:54 PM

I don't want to be a biotch though

8/1/2011 10:00:07 PM

you can PM me whats wrong with them and I'll say it

I don't give a fuck

8/1/2011 10:30:54 PM

I have an amblyopic right eye. Legally blind in that eye. I can see shapes and peripherally but can't read with it.

I broke my femur in a motorcycle accident and can't extend my right leg fully or bend it all the way. It has 2 stainless steel screws at the knee joint and gives me problems when storms come around. I can still run and jump for the most part though, but sometimes, it completely gives out on me. Weight training usually helps.

8/1/2011 10:48:07 PM

i have a gazillion

8/1/2011 11:05:05 PM

I'm missing pigment from my balls

8/1/2011 11:07:26 PM