I would like to fight people.

9/4/2011 9:48:16 PM

I'm drunk on generic cold meds! woo!

9/4/2011 9:48:49 PM

I'm babysitting...so no going out for this girl

maybe I'll drink a bottle of wine when I get home

9/4/2011 9:50:52 PM

i just drunk unfriended half the world on facebook

9/4/2011 10:00:09 PM

I'm watching the southpark facebook episode

9/4/2011 10:01:24 PM

is it funny

9/4/2011 10:01:59 PM

so far it's ok. wendy is a bitch.

9/4/2011 10:04:59 PM

Quote :

"i just drunk unfriended half the world on facebook"

did that the other night too

it was awesome



btw I already had like 6 beers so that drinking shots thing is probably out for me tonight unless I wait a few hours

9/4/2011 10:06:13 PM

GRANDMA IS IN THE HOSPITAL! THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS BE HER FACEBOOK FRIEND!


Stan, Grandma said she poked you and you haven't poked her back.

STAN POKE YOUR GRANDMA!

[Edited on September 4, 2011 at 10:10 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2011 10:07:00 PM

you should have drunk friended me

9/4/2011 10:10:16 PM

this is like the lamest drunk thread

11/5/2011 11:27:50 PM

yyyyure a lamme drrrunk threadz

11/5/2011 11:38:49 PM

+1

11/5/2011 11:55:14 PM

whoops

12/18/2011 3:40:46 AM

get fucked up stay fucked up

12/18/2011 3:42:06 AM