why am i never invited to be in this issue?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

7/10/2012 5:41:34 PM

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"just admit it, you think amputees are gross "

not really, i just didnt expect that this magazine would recruit partial qualifiers

7/10/2012 10:23:07 PM

it's about appreciating the human body in all its forms, thought that was kind of obvious

7/10/2012 10:27:52 PM

where are the offensive linemen?

7/10/2012 10:28:32 PM

they're not exactly fit, but I wouldnt complain

7/10/2012 10:31:34 PM

in some of its forms, then.

in a body issue i want to see a complete body, not a chick with leg quarters its just weird.

[Edited on July 10, 2012 at 10:32 PM. Reason : e]

7/10/2012 10:32:12 PM

why's it weird?

7/10/2012 10:36:12 PM

maybe its just the poses

but her swinging on a rope like a pinata is kind of comical, you cant deny that

she looks like general Cotton on king of the hill

7/10/2012 10:38:02 PM

o i forgot who i was speaking too

7/10/2012 10:38:50 PM

my boys had a house swing that they'd ride from up near the roof of the house out to the yard and I rode that quite a few times with out my legs

never thought I looked like a pinata and neither did they, I just thought "hell yes, this fun"

7/10/2012 10:40:29 PM

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"where are the offensive linemen?"

I'm sure if they had this issue back in the 80s this roid freak would have been in it

7/10/2012 10:45:10 PM

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"clickity clankin"

7/10/2012 10:56:16 PM

http://espn.go.com/espn/photos/gallery/_/id/8136693/image/29/tim-morehouse-2012-body-issue-bodies-want-espn-magazine

Quote :

"THE WAY HE TELLS IT: Fencers have this weird muscle between our thumbs and pointer fingers from holding the saber with two fingers."

Really, only fencers have that muscle?


BY FAR the best female:

Ronda Rousey, MMA, 5' 6", 135 lbs

Video
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/8122712/mma-champ-ronda-rousey-poses-naked-2012-body-issue-espn-magazine

Pics
http://espn.go.com/espn/photos/gallery/_/id/8136693/image/18/ronda-rousey-2012-body-issue-bodies-want-espn-magazine
http://espn.go.com/espn/photos/gallery/_/id/8136693/image/19/ronda-rousey-2012-body-issue-bodies-want-espn-magazine

7/13/2012 11:41:57 AM

ive heard shes gonna be on the cover

7/13/2012 12:08:50 PM

^ that is the cover up there ^^

7/13/2012 12:19:21 PM

well i had read that it was going to be a shared cover with a few other athletes

i didnt expect shed be the feature

7/13/2012 12:20:29 PM

There are multiple covers.

7/13/2012 12:46:09 PM

Man whatever

7/13/2012 12:47:46 PM

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"to be honest i didn't notice the lack of legs until just now my attention was on other things.. like how she kinda looks like alicia sacramone"

i did the exact same thing.

7/13/2012 12:52:59 PM

Let me guess...you don't see color either

7/13/2012 1:06:26 PM

BTW, yeah, there are multiple covers

(not gonna post guys)

7/13/2012 1:55:40 PM

holy crap i didnt think candace parker would look that good

that daniela cover strikes me as a little unimaginative, that seems like a photo that would be rejected and disgarded....not really cover-worthy

id say candace looks better than rousey but the magazine failed to highlight rousey's best features: her shoulders theyre like boulders and i love em

[Edited on July 13, 2012 at 1:59 PM. Reason : e]

7/13/2012 1:56:47 PM

there should have been a [couple of] tennis balls on the daniela cover, or a tennis racket. the others have their gear, or they are acting out their sport.

[Edited on July 13, 2012 at 2:01 PM. Reason : ]

7/13/2012 2:00:32 PM

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"Let me guess...you don't see color either"

BHS, IMO you are looking at her the wrong way. Men should look at her as a bargain deal, she is gorgeous and athletic and probably down to earth.

She is also overlooked by guys like you that don't ever see past her lack of legs. Can you think of the positions that she could help you achieve? the possibilities are endless. She is probably also a trooper in bed and would probably be open to any weird/kinky shit you got in your closet, not like a stuck up whore who knows she can get any guy with the biggest wallet in the club.

though these are all assumptions.

7/13/2012 2:00:42 PM

Wow, I just realized that girl has no legs

7/13/2012 2:01:54 PM

lmao

klaty dont ever stop posting

7/13/2012 2:02:22 PM

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"and probably down to earth."

moreso than most women...

7/13/2012 2:02:43 PM

shes an olympic athlete, by nature they are the farthest thing fom down to earth and rightfully so

all the shit they have to go through to make the olympics and train

point is, she got no legs

7/13/2012 2:04:15 PM

I love naked women in pooping poses.

7/13/2012 2:04:57 PM

shes gotta feel pissed that they rushed her shoot like that

they probably told her she was the bees knees too

"O youre a natural, you dont need anything youre so beautiful, the first picture we took was just so amazing youre a prodigy babe"

[Edited on July 13, 2012 at 2:06 PM. Reason : e]

7/13/2012 2:05:37 PM

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"bargain deal"

lol

7/13/2012 2:05:58 PM

they should have taken General Cotton's picture next to a plate fo BBQ and slaw because she looks like a hushpuppy

7/13/2012 2:07:48 PM

dammit BHS, now I am hungry.

7/13/2012 2:09:19 PM

too bad this pose was already taken

7/13/2012 2:30:05 PM

The tennis player is hot as fuck. Where's her video?

7/13/2012 2:42:43 PM

Is there a link w/ all the pics?

8/2/2012 10:28:57 PM

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=espn+the+body+issue

8/2/2012 10:30:36 PM

That olympics tattoo on rousey is absurdly sexy to me....( lft thigh)

8/2/2012 10:39:23 PM

rousey wont be very attractive two weeks from now

8/2/2012 10:53:13 PM

^^^ALL THE PICS, ASSHOLE

8/3/2012 1:40:07 AM

you can get most online

as far as all the pics, you might have to actually buy the print issue

8/3/2012 1:46:32 AM

K, bye

8/3/2012 1:49:11 AM

bye bye

8/3/2012 1:50:17 AM

8/3/2012 2:02:03 AM

We back.

7/9/2013 2:32:25 PM

damn, I searched Sports Talk, but not Chit Chat

lock mine up

7/9/2013 2:34:40 PM

Gary Player nude

7/9/2013 6:50:40 PM

7/9/2013 7:01:50 PM

Any Harvey cock pics?

7/9/2013 7:07:47 PM

why the fuck does every sports centered publication have to produce a yearly pornography photoshoot

7/9/2013 7:27:30 PM