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10/9/2011 10:58:37 PM

http://www.facebook.com/groups/256738827685628/

Best ebonics group out there. "Straight Talk"

10/9/2011 11:02:40 PM

Haha i am a member of that group LOL that shit is GOLDEN

I'm Krallum and i approved this message.

10/9/2011 11:06:43 PM

All my black friends on Facebook say "SMH" at the end of their updates. I still have no idea what it means. I'm so white

10/9/2011 11:24:40 PM

Quote :

"SMALL MINDED HONKEYS"

10/9/2011 11:29:25 PM

Quote :

"Why do females be to thristy to make you look thristy I don't get it."

10/10/2011 12:08:56 AM

Quote :

"BLACK PPL can we all get along with out all dis drama crap. i bet if harriet tugman was alive she bust a shell in our black tails smh"

10/10/2011 1:00:49 AM

lolol tugman

10/10/2011 1:01:24 AM

lols

[Edited on October 10, 2011 at 1:05 AM. Reason : .]

10/10/2011 1:05:26 AM

i type n runon sentences yeah buddy

10/10/2011 12:32:50 PM

Quote :

"Diamond-Queen LovesdaTruth MissAries ?*IF* da world is goin to end y is ppl making da last days so bad y not make da most of it I don't get dis shit u spend all dis time n money telling ppl about it wen u could b giving it to somebody who needs it n dey could have their last wish n u would feel better knowing u helped n instead of feeding da problem ## wake up ppl™"

...

10/10/2011 12:50:46 PM

fuckin what?

10/10/2011 2:03:39 PM

someone i follow on twitter:

Quote :

"errynigga to hav da Duncans bitchnigga and richniggas jus 2 fit n ppl gon get robbed by niggas who got da money just aint tryna buyem"

Quote :

"n da sad thisng is everybody gona wear dem on da sameday...shame wat ppl do 2fit in..u live wit ur mova but payn 200 4 sum shoes"

and another:

Quote :

"her coochie aint rite oowww dis a crise she smelln like fish oowww she a pisces"

[Edited on October 10, 2011 at 2:21 PM. Reason : d]

10/10/2011 2:20:00 PM

I can do this too. here's my attempt

Quote :

"fakld;jfa fuck fuck adf aawwerdo ho beeeyawtch smh"

10/10/2011 2:40:14 PM

10/10/2011 6:53:03 PM

Lol jiveturkey.

10/10/2011 9:57:50 PM

I'm pretty sure...













I'm black.

10/10/2011 10:22:27 PM

Then translate

10/10/2011 10:37:45 PM

I figured it all out



I'm Krallum and i approved this message.

10/11/2011 12:50:43 AM

10/11/2011 9:13:52 PM

Went to HS with this guy. If you were to talk to him in person, he speaks clearly like a normal person. His FB suggests otherwise...

Quote :

"Damnz up now from da bathroom run tyme to make it foggy. ROLL UP SON SON."

Quote :

"1 2 who n da fuck iz u 3 4 idk 5 6 keep tallin shyt 7 8 say it 2 my face 9 10 sinnnnn........"

Quote :

"Hit it from da back grappin yo ankles surf from side to side hit it wit da angle..n watch it slip n slide. Hav d@ azz clappin Like a round of applause. Back n fourth she cuttin wood like a saw. She want da effect n da cause"

Quote :

"PC got d@ kniccaristic swagg. N kj got d@ lilristic swagg Oo we gon up n done it. YEAH KNICCA!!!!!"

There's tons of these on this guy's page...

10/13/2011 7:44:10 AM

lmao A+ thread


...harriet tugman

10/13/2011 9:16:48 AM

This chick once gave me a harriet tugman. Freed all of the tiny white slaves held prisoner in my balls.


heeeeyyyyyooooo

10/13/2011 9:20:58 AM

i love you tdub

10/13/2011 9:23:34 AM

Quote :

"SMH HONCHO PLEASE DONT GET ME IN ANY TROUBLE"

wat

10/13/2011 9:26:27 AM

shake my head

10/13/2011 9:43:41 AM

bahaha

[Edited on October 13, 2011 at 9:59 AM. Reason : .]

10/13/2011 9:59:21 AM

I do one of three things when I see this shit:

1) Call them out for this stupid shit
2) Be passive aggressive and type like they do, but making fun of them
3) Defriend them.
4) I said one of three things, asshole

10/13/2011 10:07:46 AM

^^hahahaha
wow

[Edited on October 13, 2011 at 10:09 AM. Reason : more CARROTS because of Bill]

10/13/2011 10:08:59 AM

"d@"

10/13/2011 10:13:59 AM

Quote :

"yall black bitches need a job get off welfair these white folks talkin about u on tv"

10/14/2011 11:16:30 AM

My head hurts from reading these statuses.

10/14/2011 12:14:41 PM

10/22/2011 12:03:38 AM

oh pryderi

always making a statement.

10/22/2011 12:04:03 AM

Quote :

"bout to say fuk everybody they can ask for shit for my daughtee but be a prommblem for me to watch her damn where her momma have her at fuk it just do wat the fuk I been doin and I don't have no more money to give nobody I aint no fukin kid"

I'm krallum and i approved this message.

10/31/2011 8:35:34 AM

lol i thought of this thread last night when i saw this tweet

Quote :

"I'm way too white to be good at trending topics."

10/31/2011 8:52:15 AM

Never thought of it as a racial thing... I always just assumed it was a literacy thing. The only person I know who actually types like this all the time literally can't read (a 'functioning illiterate').

10/31/2011 9:02:10 AM

HE KILLED 3 NIGGAS

10/31/2011 12:25:26 PM

Today's email from 97.5 WQOK was entitled:

Quote :

"Smh At Kim K"

11/1/2011 1:04:29 PM

amac ithinkourpeecankillbushescauseseveraltimesipeedoutawindowandliketherewasabushoutsidethatwindowandthenlikeafewmonthslaterinoticedthebushwasdead 884

11/1/2011 3:26:11 PM

Quote :

"If ebonics is taught in place of language lessons in urban schools , will typing class be replaced by thumb keyboards measuring how fast one can type "wuz wit it""

lolol

11/1/2011 3:42:26 PM

the thing I really don't understand is "yu"

why not type one extra letter?

11/1/2011 5:18:31 PM

I think they're trying to type "why you", not just "you"

11/1/2011 5:45:16 PM

Quote :

"FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN U HAVE IDEAS."

11/1/2011 7:49:56 PM

This is from a girl i knew in high school. Apparently her name is D Laughatmyhaters Swindler now. She posts shit like this daily now.

Quote :

"So u hoes really think I give a shidd .... Simple bytches make me laugh so hard my fukin sides hurt sn Karma is my muthafukan bytch hell she one of my main ones keep tha main onez close n dem hoes far away.... Lmao @ eazy bytches.... Ya know dem onez dat throw demselves @ ne thing den ged mad cuz u cawl em owt by dey na=e .. How u gunna ged mad by bn cawld a hoe when ur the biggest 1 in gaston county... Sigh u tu young tu have dat title.... But shidd go a head n where ur crown...id much rather b fake den a silly hoe n im owt....fwm n c wat happenz wid yo scary azz... Aww u scared sum1 gunna tag dat azz..sn oh well remeber karma she'll always make u smarter.... Well not tu da dumb bytches u stay dumb den u ged dumber now im 4real owt one....LMS if yall agree n if ya dont oh well yall jus scared tu admit idd lol styll not givin a fuk :-))"

Wat?

11/1/2011 11:43:34 PM

I am so confused

Quote :

"asked this asshole if I could get on one of his beats...he sends me back question marks. wtf was confusing about that. prolly an ol' no talent havin ass trash beat makin nigga anyway. Promptly deleted. No time for Atari. My boy Abel Beats in AZ got me tho. bout to go chimpanzee diarrhea on the track. haha...spidermonkey chlamydia...LMAO!!!"

11/2/2011 5:36:58 PM

This guy ask a producer for permission to rap over one of the beats he created. The producer declined, and the rapper compensates by claiming that he never wanted to rap over his production in the first place because this producer's body of work is not that stellar. So he deletes him from his facebook account. He has a producer friend that lives/works out of Arizona that is willing to let him rap over one of his instrumentals, and with renewed enthusiasm for emceeing he will go "ape shit" over Abel's instrumental, meaning he will rap more fervently than he ever has before with skill and subject matter in order to prove to the first producer that he should have let him rap over his beat.

[Edited on November 2, 2011 at 8:46 PM. Reason : r]

11/2/2011 8:45:14 PM

Quote :

""yall black bitches need a job get off welfair these white folks talkin about u on tv""

Ok.. That seriously made me laugh out loud.

11/2/2011 8:49:12 PM

whoever said that is right, hell black people talkin about em too

11/2/2011 8:49:50 PM

This thread is racist

11/2/2011 8:55:07 PM