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10/13/2011 5:36:54 PM

Whenever I have a song stuck in my head, I tend to substitute my dog's name (Bruiser) in place of the actual lyrics. He's all wtf.

10/14/2011 9:46:35 AM

"god dammit Barkoff"

10/14/2011 9:47:51 AM

^^ haha I do that too. My dog does the whole half turn of the head like, "Whachoo talking about, wolfpackgrrr?"

My one cat will meow whenever you say her name so I've learned not to do that with her unless I want to be annoyed

10/14/2011 9:50:36 AM

I call my cat retarded names all the time.

Princess Banana Hammock
Captain Fruit Face
Fancy Hamburger Mustache
Senorita Fuzzy Butt

Her real name is The Unsinkable Molly Brown, she responds more to Banana Hammock.

Also, this:

Quote :

"Cat: Meow Me: Meow Cat: Meooooooooooooooooow Me: Meooooooooooooooooow Cat: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW Me: GODDAMMIT WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!?! "

Except I usually end it with "No, kitty! It is NOT time for canned food!"

10/14/2011 9:50:47 AM

^ i read that in Cartman's voice.

10/14/2011 9:52:15 AM

Things I call my cat:

The Fur Pig
Turd
Shithead
Dickbag
Asshole
Dumbass
Dubbers (his name is Dublin)
Dub Dub
Oink and Purr

And I think the two words I say most to him are: No & Stop

10/14/2011 9:54:29 AM

Quote :

" i read that in Cartman's voice."

haha I do that a lot with my cat.

"No Kitty! You can't eat the dog's food!"

10/14/2011 9:56:19 AM

I don't know why I bothered to name my cat, because the only thing it responds to is "psst psst psst"

10/14/2011 9:57:39 AM

You could always change your cat's name it Psst.

10/14/2011 9:58:51 AM