2 much skin

11/6/2011 11:12:50 AM

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"You put children at risk by diluting the registry with people who never sexually assaulted someone."

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and

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"Your friend is a fucking moron."

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[Edited on November 6, 2011 at 11:14 AM. Reason : .]

11/6/2011 11:14:45 AM

and as for the "registered sex offender" crap- this is in no way comparable to kiddie touchers and rapist. This is someone who got too drunk and ran around naked- if that is something that we need to be on the look out for, then I know about 200 "sexual predators."

If you honestly think this is something you feel you would need to know about your neighbors, then I think you might be the fuddiest of the duddiest tight asses out there

11/6/2011 11:16:03 AM

if it had been a good looking woman, they would have just given her a blanket and ejected her from the stadium

11/6/2011 11:20:27 AM

The only thing more retarded than making someone a registered sex offender for streaking is making them one because they were 16 and texting dirty pictures of themselves.

11/6/2011 11:34:26 AM

Diluting the list?

Explain to me how children are in more danger if more people are on the list for non assault charges.

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11/6/2011 12:11:27 PM

11/6/2011 12:13:20 PM

We are waiting

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11/6/2011 12:18:08 PM

on his mug shot: TRESPASSING - 1ST DEGREE -MISDEMEANOR INDECENT EXPOSURE -MISDEMEANOR

11/6/2011 12:18:15 PM

I'm impressed he did this during cold weather cause you know he had to have some serious shrinkage.

11/6/2011 12:28:08 PM

krallum is the worst and most obvious troll on this site

11/6/2011 12:28:47 PM

I was there, section 15. Probably 75% of the people in my section were like wtf get him off the field, everyone else was laughing their asses off.

11/6/2011 12:57:57 PM

my god that place is such a shithole

11/6/2011 12:59:01 PM

I thought our society was cool with penis now since it is so mainstream in comedy movies.

11/6/2011 1:02:11 PM

yeah I mean he's definitely a moron, nobody is arguing with that. it's even dumber that he made it his profile pic.

he had 45 new friends this morning, most of which were girls who wrote on his wall asking for his number.

also, read the article about it today and there's a shit ton of parents that commented saying they were going to sue him in court because their kids saw it.

he says he isn't worried about it. knew he was going to get arrested so he told the dumbasses with him to get a bail bondsman immediately so he was out within 45 mins or whatever. he says he's gonna get it "dropped for cheap". I think not.

11/6/2011 4:28:11 PM

But think of the children! I take my children to football games so they can hang out with drunks and watch men brutalize each other for sport. Catching a glimpse of a penis before I cover their eyes is unacceptable!





Seriously, this pic alone is so worth it.

11/6/2011 4:54:16 PM

east carolina invited to the big east

11/6/2011 5:11:49 PM

If you all are so comfortable with nudity then why do you make such a big deal out of streaking? Why is it so 'hilarious' and 'worth it'

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11/6/2011 5:20:11 PM

Uptight southerners ITT.

11/6/2011 5:46:51 PM

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"there's a shit ton of parents that commented saying they were going to sue him in court because their kids saw it. "

There is no eyeroll big enough for this

11/6/2011 5:49:26 PM

^^^I don't pretend to be completely comfortable with nudity or streaking. I also won't pretend I'm so uncomfortable that I have to sue on behalf of my traumatized children. Still, because it's so uncommon, someone randomly/spontaneously dancing naked in front of you is decidedly uncomfortable. Perhaps a level of discomfort is part of what makes it so funny...regardless, it's definitely funny. And I suspect that nudity has been considered funny across many cultures/regions for a long time.

[Edited on November 6, 2011 at 5:55 PM. Reason : HILARIOUS!]

11/6/2011 5:54:45 PM

occupy the courtroom then-

im sure youll make a difference!

11/6/2011 5:55:58 PM

I will never understand why doing something hilarious doesn't mitigate (or even eliminate in some cases) the illegalness of it.

If it's funny as fuck, you should obviously get a much leaner penalty than someone who is molesting children.

If you're offended as a parent you are a fucking loser and your kids probably hate you

11/6/2011 6:20:59 PM

if only these uptight older generations would just die already-

us cool-cats could take over.

11/6/2011 6:45:13 PM

I have to say, I was at the game, 45 yard line near the front row...I found it hilarious. He evaded a tackle better than anyone on the football team could. The pelvic thrusting at midfield was a nice touch, but there was too much flopping going on for my taste.

Serious question: if he had worn a thong..would he still have the same charges since he wouldn't have been technically 'naked'..like that guy that did it earlier in the year @ UCLA?

11/7/2011 8:48:30 AM

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"I know our society is uptight about the human body and all, but running around naked is not the same thing as molesting a child and I don't think it's fair that both should register."

Let's not overlook that the child molester is also going to spend some years in prison.

11/7/2011 9:27:49 AM

^^ Probably would just get charged for trespassing.

^ Doesn't change my opinion.

11/7/2011 9:36:04 AM

I find it funny when jews are killed. Should totally only be a night in jail

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11/7/2011 9:43:00 AM

Looking at the angle in that last pic, I'm not sure he got both feet down. Oh wait, this is college, Touchdown!

11/7/2011 9:43:58 AM

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"I will never understand why doing something hilarious doesn't mitigate (or even eliminate in some cases) the illegalness of it."

I think similar arguments come up in response to civil disobedience. It's like, someone violated the law as a demonstration of violating the law.

Hey, there's always the possibility of a faithless juror, although who knows if this is severe enough to get to that point in the first place. Ultimately the enforcement of the laws must be (and is) a democratic process.

11/7/2011 10:28:12 AM

^ i disagree whole heartedly with the democratic process. We live in a police state. I dont remember the last time we voted on anything, the laws are always made for us to "protect us"

11/7/2011 10:32:16 AM

wow...

http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Sieglinger/608442823

I suppose it's too optimistic that the guy who does something stupid is going to suddenly stop doing stupid things, but I don't think whoring the event up on Facebook is going to help his case. It's funny to watch, sure. Funny and sad.

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"i disagree whole heartedly with the democratic process. We live in a police state."

Disagree that it should be a democratic process, or disagree that it is a democratic process. Mixed signals.

11/7/2011 10:34:48 AM

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"i thought for a felony indecent exposure conviction the state needs to prove intent to sexually arouse, or gratify one's own sexual desire, which would be tough. misd hardly ever carries registration."

Maybe he was runnin' hard.

11/7/2011 10:36:07 AM

well, after reviewing his facebook page...he's a major douche. This is by far the best thing he's ever done in his life..so that's not saying much.

11/7/2011 10:53:09 AM

260 new fb friends today. Tons of girls trying to buy him drinks

Haha wow. Only at ECU?

11/7/2011 2:03:56 PM

Oh shit, he went to Sanderson

11/7/2011 2:57:05 PM

^^

man those two things really set the bar for everything that's awesome in this world!

11/7/2011 2:59:53 PM

supposedly he took up bail money before he did it.

11/7/2011 3:04:57 PM

^^^ yeah and so did I that's how I know him. I was 05' he didn't graduate but woul have been 08'

11/7/2011 6:08:00 PM

Well...the ECU student newspaper puts the non-censored pics out there....

Extra Balls Found on the Football Field
http://theeastcarolinian.com/

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"The crisp Greenville air caressing your nut sack as you run, there's nothing like it.""

[Edited on November 8, 2011 at 8:37 AM. Reason : 1]

11/8/2011 8:36:39 AM

The crisp Greenville air caressing your nut sack as you run, there’s nothing like it

11/8/2011 8:39:40 AM

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"“I didn’t do it for any attention,” he said. “I didn’t really think about it before I did it.”"

I just gave my buddies the bail money, wore clothes to the game that would be easy to strip off...

11/8/2011 8:41:35 AM

11/8/2011 8:43:35 AM

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"Well...the ECU student newspaper puts the non-censored pics out there...."

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I work at ECU and I heard some coworkers talking about the physical copy. Apparently, it's on the actual paper too. Plus the nutsack quote is embedded in another photo (a censored one).... in the black box. Genius.

11/8/2011 12:20:28 PM

http://theeastcarolinian.com/?p=2013

"Conference foe SMU"...fail

11/8/2011 12:40:13 PM

The most hilarious comment:

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"Was this edited? We were playing USM, not SMU."

Nevermind the fact that there's uncensored pictures of a naked man in the story.

11/8/2011 12:56:24 PM

^^yes, that & this:

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"Sieglinger dropped his pants and shook what his mama gave him, to all 40,000 people in attendance."

There was an attendance of 50,200 or something close to that. That wonderful staff over at the student paper are great fact & spelling error checkers.

[Edited on November 8, 2011 at 1:00 PM. Reason : g]

11/8/2011 12:57:05 PM

well at least it wasn't plagiarized

11/8/2011 12:59:07 PM

Let those who don't have The Technician as their school newspaper cast the first stone.

11/8/2011 1:13:19 PM

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"I work at ECU and I heard some coworkers talking about the physical copy."

I work there too, in University Marketing and Publications. Needless to say, the bosses are less than pleased.

Disclaimer: We have nothing to do with The East Carolinian newspaper.

[Edited on November 8, 2011 at 2:04 PM. Reason : sss]

11/8/2011 2:03:51 PM