BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
i doubt they care 12/1/2011 11:51:02 PM
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BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
i clicked this thread thinking "i bet some fucking retard insists on calling waiters and waitresses 'servers' "
2ND FUCKING POST 12/2/2011 3:45:34 AM
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Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
^...so what? 12/2/2011 3:57:07 AM
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BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I order water. If I get soda, I just end up guzzling twelve refills. And if I get beer, I end up eating too much.
The whole premise of the no-water attitude from servers is truly ludicrous (and embarrassing). I'm supposed to add items to my bill that I do not want just so you can get the 20 percent of their price? That's definitely one of the more pathetic takes on what it means to be a server/waiter. 12/2/2011 5:49:39 AM
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FroshKiller All American 51922 Posts user info edit post |
If you know your effing trade, you will bring me whatever non-alcoholic drink I want and keep it off my bill with the tacit understanding that I will increase my tip accordingly. You know your employer is ripping me off charging $2.50 for a goddamn iced tea, so bring mine on the sly and cop an extra dollar on your tip, playa. 12/2/2011 8:56:11 AM
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maximus All American 4556 Posts user info edit post |
^ +1 12/2/2011 9:01:21 AM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Some god damn uppity pricks ITT about their beverages 12/2/2011 9:04:19 AM
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CaelNCSU All American 7325 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " f they order water with lots of lemons and sugar, when you have lemonade on tap ... then you know to write that table off .. and it happens quite frequently" |
Lemonade on tap? That's god damn disgusting. If there's limonade on the menu there damn sure better be a juicer somewhere on premises. Its like when I order ice tea and its instant,"bitch have you no self respect!!!!!! Bring the real thing or bring me a water and take this swill away." 12/2/2011 9:14:23 AM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
If i'm drinking alcohol with the meal i always get a water.
if i'm not drinking, i'll get tea 12/2/2011 9:19:55 AM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
^ PINK LEMONADE IS DELICIOUS, MOTHER FUCKER! 12/2/2011 9:20:16 AM
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CaelNCSU All American 7325 Posts user info edit post |
I wouldn't know. I haven't been to an applebees since second year in college. 12/2/2011 9:21:55 AM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I was at Hooters on Sunday watching football and there were 2 dudes sitting in a booth JUST drinking water. They sat there and watched the whole Bengals game and didn't order a thing. Our waitress was PISSED! 12/2/2011 9:22:10 AM
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wolfpack0122 All American 3129 Posts user info edit post |
I always order either sweet tea or coke to drink when at a restaurant. I would order water, but I have this vision that they're filling the glass with some disgusting hose that they use to wash down the bathrooms with  12/2/2011 9:22:27 AM
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EMCE balls deep 89894 Posts user info edit post |
*PANK lemonade  12/2/2011 9:23:34 AM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I was at Hooters on Sunday watching football and there were 2 dudes sitting in a booth JUST drinking water. They sat there and watched the whole Bengals game and didn't order a thing. Our waitress was PISSED!" |
I've made people get up from the bar for doing this before. They usually don't put up much of a fight because they know they are being ridiculous.
Quote : | "only tacky restaurants bring water to the table automatically" |
This is also wrong...unless it was a joke.
[Edited on December 2, 2011 at 9:29 AM. Reason : .] 12/2/2011 9:27:01 AM
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slut All American 8357 Posts user info edit post |
Is this thread for serious? I don't drink soda, and I rarely drink anything non alcoholic that isn't water. If its lunch time or I've already had a few big boy drinks then I'm just having water. I would like to think I don't frequent establishments who would look down on me for doing so. 12/2/2011 9:30:51 AM
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BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
ahahaha ncstatetke is a career waiter. 12/2/2011 9:33:09 AM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
if you work at a restaurant and you think customers ordering water are cheap, etc., then fuck you. if you work at a bar and you think customers ordering water are cheap, then ok, but still, fuck you. 12/2/2011 9:34:54 AM
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ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
Waiting tables was a great gig throughout my college career. I'd never do it again, but I miss it every now and then 12/2/2011 9:57:48 AM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "if you work at a bar and you think customers ordering water are cheap, then ok, but still, fuck you." |
What if they aren't eating food? That's what the person said. No food, no drink, just water. Basically coming to the restaurant/bar just to watch the game because they're too cheap to have satellite/cable/NFL Sunday Ticket at the house.
At least order a fucking appetizer. 12/2/2011 10:00:27 AM
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BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
^yeah, if you're taking up space in a restaurant/bar, order something for fuck's sake. otherwise you're being a goddamn leech. 12/2/2011 10:01:28 AM
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bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
I only got worried when they asked if they water was free or for a bunch of lemons and sugar. There are a whole lot of other things to worry about then if they got water or not. 12/2/2011 10:02:41 AM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
^^^The OP stated:
Quote : | "When you have customers that ask for water to drink, do you view them as being cheap, and write them off as bad tippers? Or do you even notice?" |
/case 12/2/2011 11:29:31 AM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
^
Responding to this:
Quote : | ""I was at Hooters on Sunday watching football and there were 2 dudes sitting in a booth JUST drinking water. They sat there and watched the whole Bengals game and didn't order a thing. Our waitress was PISSED" |
/case 12/2/2011 11:33:07 AM
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Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When you have customers that ask for water to drink, do you view them as being cheap, and write them off as bad tippers? Or do you even notice?
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I think they like water. I wonder more about the fuckers that come in and drink 2 pitchers of diet coke.
Quote : | "I'm not a server, but they generally assume you're not going to be buying beers, which means you won't have as big a tab as other tables who are drinking, so they don't care about you as much. " |
maybe if your a server at Chilis
[Edited on December 2, 2011 at 11:53 AM. Reason : weird] 12/2/2011 11:49:02 AM
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grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
i've always wondered if the waitstaff got pissed when everyone at the table ordered water  12/2/2011 11:50:13 AM
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TaterSalad All American 6256 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " I always order water, and i always tip at least 20% " |
12/2/2011 11:54:57 AM
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