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2/5/2012 4:54:38 PM

^oh dear god

are those blueberriessssss

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2/5/2012 5:07:53 PM

one of the problems may be you are trying to cook them on a welcome mat

2/5/2012 5:16:48 PM

uh.... those better be coming to my house tonight

2/5/2012 5:19:34 PM

That is a nonstick baking mat and it is amazing

And im on my way now. They still taste good meg i promise

2/5/2012 5:27:34 PM

HAHAHAHA welcome mat

2/5/2012 5:28:21 PM

Meg and TerdFerguson like my cookies ok bitches

2/5/2012 6:00:08 PM

i think they look good as fuck

2/5/2012 6:00:54 PM

they were amazing

2/7/2012 8:24:24 PM

I don't care if the chair fail pic is DDK....its one of the best things I've seen ever.

2/7/2012 8:26:04 PM

So I got a cast iron skillet and made myself a kickass fillet mignon (pan seared and then into the overn at 500 degrees) with a cabernet, butter, and cracked peppercorn sauce. Fucking nom.

I've never met DDK, but based on pictures and commentary I feel like I can safely say that despite her lack of culinary skills she's still pretty ok.

2/7/2012 8:28:34 PM

omg that sounds so gooooooooood

but theres no way in hell i could make something like that

2/7/2012 8:30:50 PM

I'd never done it before, and I can't cook for shit, but this was easy. It took about 15 minutes total. Here's what I did:

Pull steak out of fridge, pat dry and let sit for about 30 minutes to rise to room temp. Then rub with olive oil.

Put the skillet in the oven and preheat to 500 degrees.
Turn a burner on the stove to high.
Once oven is at 500 pull skillet out (use an over mitt, Kate!)
Put on burner, put steak in skillet.
Cook 1-2 minutes on each side to get a nice char/crust
Put a pat of butter (use real butter woman!) on the top of the steak
Put skillet and steak back into oven for about 3-5 minutes
Pull it out
Teak steak out of skillet and wrap loosely in aluminum foil.
Put skillet back on hot burner, pour in some cabernet (I used J. Lohr Cabernet Sauvignon) and deglaze/scrape pan with tongs. Put some cracked black pepper in there. Once wine has reduced to a slightly thicker consistency add a couple pats of butter and swirl that shit around.
Unwrap your steak, pour sauce over.

Nom.

2/7/2012 8:38:41 PM

i do not have a pan i can put in the oven

i am too poor to make filet mignon

but maybe for my birthday i can convince my mom to make me some

2/7/2012 8:46:27 PM

Come over to my place next Tuesday. Tuesday is fillet mignon day.

Oops, scratch that. Next tuesday is Valentine's day, I have something else going on that night.

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2/7/2012 8:47:20 PM

MUST BE NICE

HAPPY SINGLES AWARENESS DAY TO ME

2/7/2012 8:53:27 PM

Maybe you can come over either before or after the other girl.

2/7/2012 8:54:51 PM

kate - you can be my v-day date. plz

2/7/2012 9:07:02 PM

lol me too

2/7/2012 9:07:31 PM

^^ wouldn't i be epic third wheeling?

2/7/2012 9:17:48 PM

ATTN Meg and DDK: I, too, need v-day date(s).

2/7/2012 9:19:41 PM

lol trivia v-day date?

2/7/2012 9:21:18 PM

Question #1: Who loves ya?


But seriously. How appropriate if we spend v-day at the bar some more.

2/7/2012 9:22:21 PM

well fine

what would you like to do for our v-day date.

edited for extreme case of grumpiness

2/7/2012 9:26:41 PM

Ok we can...





...go to the bar?

2/7/2012 9:27:29 PM

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"^^ wouldn't i be epic third wheeling?"

he has to work! in maryland! this new job is bullshit

i could be down for v-day trivia

2/7/2012 9:39:20 PM

Meg

2/7/2012 9:39:46 PM

me and fox will be your boo-substitutes

2/7/2012 9:40:48 PM

what i REALLY wanted to do was see the phantom menace in 3D that night, but i can't talk too many other people into that.

2/7/2012 9:41:25 PM

Yes.

Good luck with that.

2/7/2012 9:44:39 PM

Good luck with that

2/7/2012 9:46:04 PM

soooo what are we doing then?

2/7/2012 9:46:35 PM

lets have a fire pit and make smores

smores make everything better

2/7/2012 9:47:53 PM

fuck that sounds like fun

me, billytalent, dnl, esgargs, and BEAVERCHEESE will also be in attendance

2/7/2012 9:50:05 PM

^^cool

^no

2/7/2012 9:51:26 PM

ok fine

just me and esgargs

2/7/2012 9:51:46 PM

I could bring my guitar and we could all sing Kumbaya

2/7/2012 9:53:20 PM

anyway, come up with something awesome and holla

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2/7/2012 10:13:25 PM

he doesn't have to go! you should totally come for beer & star wars though

2/8/2012 9:12:57 PM

yea i'm not doing that

2/8/2012 9:13:54 PM

I'm totally in on that idea Meg.



DDK is such a party pooper.

2/8/2012 9:15:56 PM

i can not be the only person who does not like star wars -_-

2/8/2012 9:18:01 PM

wait, why are people going to see star wars in theater again?

2/8/2012 9:19:35 PM

hyphen underscore hyphen


Probably. Ball's in your court.

2/8/2012 9:19:52 PM

I have thee largest deck in the neighborhood, and a fire pit, over looking a pond with fountains, and we can see and listen to star wars from there. Smore Wars at my place then?

2/8/2012 9:21:42 PM

i'm going to make smores in my microwave and avoid all places where people may make me want to punch them

so everywhere

^ or that sounds kind of awesome

2/8/2012 9:21:46 PM

is that an invite for just DDK?

2/8/2012 9:23:22 PM

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"wait, why are people going to see star wars in theater again?"

3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"i can not be the only person who does not like star wars -_-"

i can't think of anyone. just you.

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2/8/2012 9:53:24 PM

definitely not ponying up money to see that pile in theater again.

2/8/2012 9:54:11 PM

i like them all. especially return of the jedi.

2/8/2012 9:55:06 PM