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1/26/2012 11:56:20 AM

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"I'm actually looking forward to Valentine's day this year. Should get some really enthusiastic sex from a girl I've wanted to bang out for a while now."

this is the first i've heard of it

1/26/2012 12:02:23 PM

I didn't say I wouldn't take you to pound town too.

1/26/2012 12:05:25 PM

don't tease me

1/26/2012 12:10:48 PM

LP78 will you be my valentine?

1/26/2012 12:13:48 PM

sure

1/26/2012 12:15:02 PM

1/26/2012 12:17:24 PM

hey girl....hey

1/26/2012 12:18:36 PM

2/14/2012 10:11:12 AM

Given that Saint Valentine was a 3rd century Roman priest, who was stoned and beheaded, wouldn't a more appropriate celebration of the evening be taking one's steady gal to witness a brutal murder?

2/14/2012 10:27:30 AM

just had a first date with a girl on saturday night. will not be assigning any significance to today if she communicates with me.

2/14/2012 10:28:41 AM

these days it's just your wallet that gets murdered

2/14/2012 10:29:21 AM

2/14/2012 10:54:02 AM

I bought a couples massage so I told the wife not to get me anything. She doesn't know why yet though.

2/14/2012 11:32:22 AM

This is the one day where I am truly overjoyed to be single. Spend planning time and tons of money on someone while they expectantly wait to be surprised. And if it isn't good enough or creative enough then you've failed by whatever standards this "holiday" has set up. All the while they don't do a damn thing for you except sex, which is no more special than it was the last time you had sex/were given a bj. What a bullshit piece of shit day. I'm mad

2/14/2012 11:48:32 AM

^ Honestly...if you your know significant other pretty well and you both love each other, it's not that difficult. And it can be used as an excuse to do something randomly fun or romantic that you don't do on a daily basis.

I don't particularly love Valentine's day...but it's not like it's a pain in the ass. I think it can only be that way if you are in a shitty relationship or you just started a relationship and it's a little stressful because you're trying to impress.

[Edited on February 14, 2012 at 11:54 AM. Reason : .]

2/14/2012 11:53:48 AM

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"I bought a couples massage so I told the wife not to get me anything. She doesn't know why yet though."

Did this as well at the Umstead. Ran around $300 for a 75 minute swedish massage for both of us. Plus we get unlimited use of the other spa facilities for the rest of the day.

2/14/2012 12:01:06 PM

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"I think it can only be that way if you are in a shitty relationship or you just started a relationship and it's a little stressful because you're trying to impress."

this. but i think mostly towards the new relationship part, since you don't know yet what will be too much or too little, so it puts a lot of pressure on you.

2/14/2012 12:09:15 PM

I got us a love is art kit

I can't wait to try it out

http://www.loveisartkit.com/

2/14/2012 12:11:07 PM

pow!

2/14/2012 12:29:39 PM

^^ So what do you do, just smear yourselves with paint, have sex on a white sheet, then wrap it over a large frame?

^ OMG

2/14/2012 1:19:37 PM

Hmm, that picture doesn't look 30 years old, so it must just be your stove

2/14/2012 1:20:03 PM

2/14/2012 1:21:03 PM

welp Yodajammies won this one

SEE EVERYBODY NEXT YEAR

YOU DONT HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CANT STAY IN THIS THREAD

2/14/2012 1:21:14 PM

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"since you don't know yet what will be too much or too little, so it puts a lot of pressure on you."

After getting totally burned the one time I tried to give a thoughtful gift on Valentine's Day, I have since given up on the idea.

2/14/2012 1:22:48 PM

I am truly jealous of the bacon roses

2/14/2012 1:30:48 PM

trying to decide on doing the good old secret admirer thing or not...

what say you TWW

2/14/2012 2:19:32 PM

Go for it!

2/14/2012 2:22:52 PM

2/14/2012 5:23:37 PM

2/14/2012 7:07:10 PM

2/14/2012 7:30:25 PM

sploosh

2/14/2012 9:00:58 PM

bad news bacon-rose lovers

facebook is full of pictures of people makin that shit for their males

youre all stupid and your cholesterol is FUCKED

2/15/2012 1:02:55 AM

yummy chinese take out + watching newest walking dead episode and then

best day ever, neither of us remembered and no one planned anything and it turned out great! I am never planning again.

[Edited on February 15, 2012 at 1:40 AM. Reason : .]

2/15/2012 1:39:06 AM

10/14/2012 11:57:57 PM

this seems like the type of necro bump that I would make

you don't want to be like me, do you

10/15/2012 12:11:01 AM