broom hoarder?

1/29/2012 6:09:04 PM

One indoor broom, one outdoor broom, one of my landlady's weird brooms, a swiffer, a vacuum, and two mops. I guess it's getting kind of excessive.

1/29/2012 6:10:27 PM

hey baby

1/29/2012 6:10:47 PM

^ uh.. hey. nice grapes.

1/29/2012 6:29:11 PM

post

1/29/2012 6:35:49 PM

Howdy.

1/29/2012 6:44:09 PM

Ciao! Come stai?

1/29/2012 6:47:01 PM

^ knock that shit off, this is America.

1/29/2012 6:48:41 PM

This is Italy.

1/29/2012 6:50:09 PM

No it's not.

1/29/2012 6:52:01 PM

"This" is.. I pointed to here. I win.

1/29/2012 6:52:29 PM

when does the knowledge sharing start

1/29/2012 6:54:26 PM

You point to here as in TWW? TWW is America.

1/29/2012 6:54:34 PM

I literally pointed at the tile...

I don't know what knowledge to share. I'm overwhelmed by my vast knowledge of everything. I wouldn't know where to begin. I could start with child birth, if you'd like...

1/29/2012 6:55:47 PM

oh god no

Favorite scooter manufacturer?

1/29/2012 6:57:26 PM

Your birth or your son's?

1/29/2012 6:58:08 PM

Well.. I'm in the land of scooters. I like Vespas, but I've only had one scooter in my life and it was a POS.. not even sure of the brand. I do like scooting, though.

1/29/2012 6:58:47 PM

^^ I don't remember my birth. I almost died, though. I stopped breathing, and they had to beat me until I came to life.. or something. That's what I hear anyway. No wonder I look retarded in pictures.

My son's was a joy, though. He was born to America's Next Top Model.. at 9 lbs 4 oz. You already know this, bbehe.

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 7:02 PM. Reason : commas and shit]

1/29/2012 6:59:56 PM

I felt as if TWW deserved to know as well.

1/29/2012 7:01:42 PM

They may deserve to know.. but surely they do not want the details. It gets scary.. and bloody.. and loud.

1/29/2012 7:12:59 PM

ITT the OP is cute~♥

1/29/2012 7:18:53 PM

<3 yay grazie, signor.

1/29/2012 7:25:42 PM

Hello abbycadabby, I'm EMCE. I will be your friend on this message board. Welcome.

1/29/2012 7:27:07 PM

Hi, EMCE.. friend. Thank you.

1/29/2012 7:29:10 PM

How are you? What brings you around these parts?

1/29/2012 7:33:51 PM

bbehe was telling me about some scandalous business going on here.. but purposely wouldn't tell me what the forum was. then he gave me some details about how it concerned a murder trial, and that guys from the board were posting stuff they shouldn't have. (i don't know the details) and that the media was all over it.

so.. being the stalker type that i am, i used some subpar google-fu to search for jurors murder trial north carolina.. and eventually uncovered the wolf web in a news article. so here i am. partially to stalk behe.. and for some other reason that i haven't yet discovered.

1/29/2012 7:36:35 PM

I didn't say they posted stuff they shouldn't have, I merely said that one of them posted stuff that got him dismissed.

1/29/2012 7:37:44 PM

Oh, I see. Very interesting. Well, I hope you enjoy your stay.

As for myself, I am one of the most popular, attractive, influential, and awesome people here on this forum. Many of the other users look up to me for my generosity, niceness, and intimidating physical stature. I also have a reputation as a sexual dynamo, and enjoy sharing my gift with many women...even fat chicks*






*But they have to pay

1/29/2012 7:44:00 PM

tomato potahto

1/29/2012 7:44:20 PM

^^ We have to pay... bummer.

1/29/2012 7:44:49 PM

double post

suspend

1/29/2012 7:45:51 PM

does that mean i'm in trouble. how do i undo that? i is n00b.

1/29/2012 7:50:02 PM

I like this thread

Hi nice stalker lady

1/29/2012 8:00:02 PM

1/29/2012 8:01:01 PM

^^

^

1/29/2012 8:02:19 PM

1/29/2012 8:02:20 PM

The sharks can smell the menstruation.

1/29/2012 8:03:17 PM

sup abby

1/29/2012 8:04:09 PM

I be chillin... my neck hurts. 10 years ago I was involved in a serious car accident. I've never been the same. *twitch*

1/29/2012 8:04:59 PM

that sux

1/29/2012 8:05:13 PM

Was it Greg Hy­er who got dismissed?

1/29/2012 8:05:15 PM

^ no

1/29/2012 8:07:50 PM

k

1/29/2012 8:08:11 PM

As your new TWW friend, I can be very valuable. For example, I can give you the heads up about other TWWers that can be potentially dangerous and/or mean.

For example, the user lewisje is well known around here for his unabashed hatred of all lesbian, gay, and bisexual people. In the past, he's gone into great detail describing how he's committed hate crimes, called homosexuals names, etc... in order to make them feel inferior.

1/29/2012 8:10:08 PM

^ oh, we should be good friends then because i hate the gays.

1/29/2012 8:10:55 PM

:popcorn:

1/29/2012 8:10:57 PM

1/29/2012 8:11:46 PM

lolz EMCE

IRL I actually am bisexual, def. don't hate teh gheyz, and have an especial concern for the rights of trans people.

1/29/2012 8:15:26 PM

~

1/29/2012 8:16:45 PM

I actually love fags and trannies. jk jk jk.. sorry. I took a lot of gender studies classes in college. it opened my world to the lgbt community. I don't really say I'm gay or straight or bi... I see sexuality as this broad spectrum of possibility (same with gender) and people just fit in somewhere in that spectrum. And whatever they fancy, well that's all right with me.

1/29/2012 8:17:40 PM