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2/4/2012 5:53:19 PM

you two should get a room already

ibtroom with my mom

2/4/2012 5:57:01 PM

i don't want him to get the last word

2/4/2012 5:58:03 PM

Also, be careful, she chokes on small bones...


werd

2/4/2012 5:59:56 PM

i'm spent after trying to compete with you. i'm going to think and come back some other time

2/4/2012 6:02:31 PM

Man, spent already? No wonder your woman is over at my house. This is foreplay.
Are you sure you are InsultMaster? How about Insultmasterbater?

[Edited on February 4, 2012 at 6:06 PM. Reason : btw, nothin personal. All in good fun and crafting a skill.]

2/4/2012 6:04:57 PM

totally redeemed yourself with insultmasterbater

2/4/2012 6:08:29 PM

why is he smiling like a doughnut? Open wider.

2/4/2012 6:13:20 PM

your mom loves doughnuts. i fed her some last night

2/4/2012 7:12:09 PM

Lets get off Moms now, cuz I just got off yours.

2/4/2012 7:13:50 PM

i heard that shit in 6th grade literally

2/4/2012 7:27:26 PM

Speaking of Mom's and doughnuts. Your Mom loves to make glazed doughnuts. I go down on her and come up for air with my face all shiny and dripping like a fresh glazed doughnut.

2/4/2012 10:23:06 PM

Yo mama's so fat her blood type's Ragu

2/4/2012 10:24:49 PM

Your mom is so fat she looks like a shaved shar-pei. Just find a fold and fuck it.

2/4/2012 10:29:48 PM

them jeans would look better on an ass at the grand canyon than on you

2/5/2012 12:06:52 PM

Why are you checkin me out meat gayzer?

2/5/2012 4:50:18 PM

i've bought fish at the asian mart that smelled better than you

i wouldn't watch you if you were a porno

[Edited on February 5, 2012 at 5:39 PM. Reason : -]

2/5/2012 5:18:04 PM

I've met Asians at tha fish market that smell better than you.

2/5/2012 5:38:27 PM

was just about to edit in another one

hm i like your edit to the one. could put something about driving too

2/5/2012 5:40:21 PM

You are definitely your momma's boy. niether one one you give me much to work with.

InsultMasterbater, have you ever been in the same room with a lady havin a baby?

2/5/2012 5:46:45 PM

i wish you would let me think of new insults in peace

2/5/2012 5:47:38 PM

Please guys, he has a match tonight.

2/5/2012 5:56:55 PM

He should light a match and burn his lame insult book.

[Edited on February 5, 2012 at 6:19 PM. Reason : -]

2/5/2012 6:17:07 PM

if you were a playboy i wouldn't read you

2/5/2012 6:23:20 PM

Of course not, you'd rather stroke off to Playgirl.

2/5/2012 6:24:58 PM

someone give InsultMaster a backhoe, he can't dig his own hole fast enough with just a shovel!

2/5/2012 6:31:11 PM

I don't know. He apparently isn't good with Hoes and hasn't managed to get one on her back.

2/5/2012 6:38:34 PM

you might want to get your mom to shave that bushy garden she has. it was really gross last night

2/5/2012 6:40:58 PM

That was her ass, turn her over.

2/5/2012 6:47:09 PM

Oh mighty master of insults, slay me now!

2/6/2012 3:41:40 PM

InsultDisasters Mom got IBS after I pushed in her stool.

2/6/2012 4:24:27 PM

InsultMasterbater's girlfriend gives oral sperm count tests and it only takes a few minutes.

2/7/2012 7:25:00 PM

If you were dog shit, I wouldn't even spend the time wiping you off my shoe

2/7/2012 8:27:54 PM

What, you'd rather walk around with dogshit on your shoe all day? Smelling like shit everywhere you go?
OR
You would take off the shoe and lick the shit off.

2/7/2012 8:42:05 PM

you obviously don't know what kinetic energy is

2/7/2012 8:43:10 PM

Its the energy I expend into your sister.

You obviously don't know what an insult is.

[Edited on February 7, 2012 at 8:46 PM. Reason : .]

2/7/2012 8:46:03 PM

yeah and you have a super low coefficient of friction cause you got a tiny wiener

2/7/2012 8:47:06 PM

Nope, its cuz her pussy is as big as a house.


c'mon dude, are you 5? wiener?

2/7/2012 8:50:37 PM

oh please. like a 5 year old knows what a coefficient of friction is.

2/7/2012 8:51:56 PM

Why did you pick the name insultmaster, insult-padawon?

2/7/2012 9:00:43 PM

cause it wasn't taken yet

2/7/2012 9:03:55 PM

2/7/2012 9:07:15 PM

2/7/2012 9:08:49 PM

sure, you can put them right here (_!_). Aim for the brown eye.

2/7/2012 9:12:09 PM

Quote :

"InsultMaster May I ask how you differentiate noses?"

Yours is easy to differentiate because it is usually buried in my ass.

2/8/2012 4:32:23 AM

I almost got run over by an asian yesterday

2/8/2012 7:14:20 AM

This was actually a good discussion

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

7/1/2013 3:04:36 PM