ITT we learn that beautiful, bouncy, jiggly tits = boyish figure.

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[Edited on February 16, 2012 at 1:25 PM. Reason : .]

2/16/2012 1:23:55 PM

LOL

you're making me laugh today

no waist/hips = boyish figure

[Edited on February 16, 2012 at 1:25 PM. Reason : its the term that folks use kinda like apple or pear figure]

2/16/2012 1:25:04 PM

2/16/2012 1:27:06 PM

If you combine the chest of Alex Morgan with the waist/hips of Kate Upton, then you might have a boyish figure (however, I think you need to be a little more muscular to be "boyish"...and Kate has some chicken legs).

However, Alex has a banging ass and Kate has some of the most perfect breasts God has put on this planet. Holy fuck if you could combine those two.

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"its the term that folks use kinda like apple or pear figure"

Really?? Pear-shaped, to me, has always been small top big lower body. A boyish figure to me are the really athletic cheerleaders with no chest and a flat-ass. Hence they look like a little boy. I would just say that Kate Upton has a small ass/hips/waist. Because she actually does have an ass, it's just not that big and pales in comparison to her magnificent sandbags.

[Edited on February 16, 2012 at 1:29 PM. Reason : .]

2/16/2012 1:27:28 PM

I'm just saying if someone is trying to figure out the best clothes for her body type, they would label her figure boyish because she doesn't have the "womanly curves" in her waist and hips.

She has fantastic tits and ass, but she's still straight up and down in her midsection....she's still fapable ok

I wasn't labeling her a pear...I was saying boyish is a term that you'd find in a list to choose from along with pear & apple

[Edited on February 16, 2012 at 1:31 PM. Reason : e]

2/16/2012 1:30:36 PM

Point Elbows thread and all, but I really don't think Kate Upton's boobs are anything special. It's fun when they're bouncy, sure, but with that much wobble I suspect they might be thick pancakes when there's nothing there to prop them up.

2/16/2012 1:41:22 PM

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"I wasn't labeling her a pear..."

Gotcha.

2/16/2012 1:49:27 PM

Bags of sand ITT

2/16/2012 1:55:49 PM

2/16/2012 9:48:11 PM

when i see that gif i dont think "man, i just wanna pull my pants down right now" i think to myself, "that sure is a boyish figure"

2/16/2012 9:51:41 PM

a great argument for why you have a dick and I don't

do you think "God her walk is terrible"????

2/16/2012 9:53:31 PM

I don't know why you bother pulling the down; I just go thru the fly

2/16/2012 9:53:40 PM

how is that walk terrible?

every two steps i dribbled

[Edited on February 16, 2012 at 9:55 PM. Reason : zing]

2/16/2012 9:54:41 PM

lol her walk is perfect for you guys to look at

but in terms of model walks she does everything they tell you not to do....you know like make them tittays bounce

2/16/2012 9:56:53 PM

Wonder if they use those vag patches for the body paint like they do on HBO/Showtime

[Edited on February 16, 2012 at 9:58 PM. Reason : ]

2/16/2012 9:58:30 PM

lots of models are 6'0 90 lbs and can't bounce their funions

plus the "model walk" looks too contrived...unless you trip over your own feet, straight dudes care more about how the girl looks than anything else

2/16/2012 9:58:49 PM

Yeah but most runway shows aren't for straight dudes anyway.

2/16/2012 10:04:05 PM

so true

2/16/2012 10:05:18 PM

2/16/2012 10:07:02 PM

I don't condone rape, but I wouldn't blame a motherfucker for trying

2/16/2012 10:08:01 PM

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"I don't condone rape"

stop reading right there

2/16/2012 10:11:51 PM

I don't Slave Famous if he gave dnl his password to "organize his PMs" he would do more harm than good

2/16/2012 10:16:00 PM

wat?

2/16/2012 10:17:07 PM

kate upton meh.. 6.8/10

i'm a bar rafaeli kind of guy

2/17/2012 12:19:49 AM

Slave Famous about to get dnl'd

2/17/2012 12:25:56 AM

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"I don't condone rape"

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"I wouldn't blame a motherfucker for trying"

2/17/2012 12:46:16 AM

i believe it was an off the cuff joking remark regarding a celebrity again, in a joking fashion

compared to an anger fueled post about a fellow twwer

i think the powers that be see the 180 degree difference

2/17/2012 12:48:33 AM

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"6.8/10"

Not even a solid 7?

2/17/2012 2:07:11 AM

2/17/2012 2:37:12 AM

more like

I'do Alex Morgan if she had tits.

Seriously, I would have to hit from behind... I don't like small tits, but I can deal with them... she actually has NO tits. Close your eyes and imagine a hot chick on your bed, naked... but she is completely flat up top. Flat like a 10 year old, or flat like a woman who has had a mastectomy. Problems with getting it up can be expected.


[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 10:39 AM. Reason : ]

2/17/2012 10:37:27 AM

^ I'm surprised...because you post pictures of women that look like men.

I'm more of an ass man, which definitely makes up for Morgan's lack of breasts. And although I'd rather hers be a little bigger, I'd be fine with them. She's extremely attractive, is in great shape, and has a phenomenal ass. As long as there's a little bit to play with up there (and she's got some nice nip nips), then that's enough.

2/17/2012 10:39:50 AM

yes, face, body, ass, hair, it is all great.

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"As long as there's a little bit to play with up there"

yeah problem is there is no boob mass to play with. did you see the video? totally flat. looks like a mastectomy patient.

the muscly ones that post almost always have implants.

2/17/2012 10:50:07 AM

I'm saying that I'm okay with it. I'd rather have that, than a body builder with fake tits.

2/17/2012 10:55:20 AM

I agree with jbrick83 100%. Fake with overly-muscular starts looking tranny imo.


[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 11:10 AM. Reason : ]

2/17/2012 10:56:17 AM

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"I agree with jbrick83 100%"

i could post these same pictures all day and it would not ever get old

2/17/2012 11:10:12 AM

I want that job

Vag painter

2/17/2012 11:23:54 AM

"Alright Alex, we're almost done. Just need to get Ernie in here to finish up the vag."

2/17/2012 11:29:25 AM

Notice that dude is mask-up

sniff sniff

2/17/2012 11:33:56 AM

http://www.topdrawersoccer.com/the91stminute/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/alexmorgancrop2.jpg

2/17/2012 11:55:55 AM

I LOVE her skin (so glowy and pretty) if that is not photoshopped as well.

2/17/2012 11:58:32 AM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/index2.html

2/17/2012 12:02:29 PM

Seriously? Are we really paying attention to 0EPII1's opinion of women? I thought he burned that bridge with us long ago. Also, haven't you all seen the atrocity he calls a wife?

2/17/2012 12:09:16 PM

I thought they were getting divorced?

2/17/2012 12:14:26 PM

Less no tits more gifs

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 12:16 PM. Reason : ]

2/17/2012 12:14:57 PM

Oh, I honestly have no idea.

2/17/2012 12:29:04 PM

oh i am sorry i am a man therefore i am turned off by looking at chests of mastectomy patients. sorry can't help it.

here is an example of an ugly chick that 0EPII1 likes:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/index2.html

[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 12:49 PM. Reason : yeah let's listen to someone who sleeps with monkeys]

2/17/2012 12:49:04 PM

Yeah she has the body of a boy. Get over it

I'm Krallum and i approved this message.

2/17/2012 12:49:46 PM

Yeah she has the body breasts of a boy, everything else is perfect. Get over it Pay attention.

2/17/2012 12:52:11 PM

2/17/2012 12:53:02 PM

holy crap, those are non-existent boobies

2/17/2012 1:54:32 PM