dude just doesn't know how to party

2/17/2012 10:24:48 PM

i don't feel like trying, so just assume I said something stupid about evlbuxmbetty taking something in and let's move along

2/17/2012 10:28:13 PM

i looked up a wiki-how on partying like a fucking retard and it said "go to osheas while in vegas then buy a poison cd and convince yourself that a free ride in a limo to sapphire is a good deal'

2/17/2012 10:29:00 PM

we're going to see the Love Cirque du Soliel show... I have a couple of swanky cocktail dresses that I think would do but they need to be tailored. I got an awesome emerald green BCBG dress at Belk on sale. Its satin-y with back cut-outs and an exposed front zipper. Pretty rad. But its a couple sizes too big. Need a good [cheap] tailor.

2/20/2012 9:15:24 AM

one week, two days!

2/28/2012 10:44:47 AM

Going to be checking this out for NCAA Tournament viewing:

http://www.harrahs.com/EventsDetail.do?detailName=hoops-on-the-mezz-detail&locationCode=PHV

3/2/2012 10:13:03 PM

just had 4 free nights at the Paris thrown in my lap, so it looks like i'm going back in September



cheap tables at Bill's is where it's at

3/2/2012 10:16:20 PM

two days!!

3/5/2012 11:14:49 AM

until what

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/5/2012 11:15:54 AM

3/5/2012 12:04:18 PM

katie92 makes an ok point

if youre going to go somewhere cheap and sleazy, go to the old strip. its almost tongue in cheek there.

just avoid oshea's. youll thank me

3/5/2012 7:01:47 PM

Bill's isn't old strip it's right next to Flamingo, across from Caesar's Palace!

but it's as cheap as it gets on the main strip, that's for sure. though i never checked out Imperial Palace, that place might be as cheap as Bill's.

3/6/2012 8:08:37 PM

BettrOffDead, if you don't know about Bill's your info is old

so shut the fuck up

motherfucker walking around like "WHERE'S BARBARY COAST????"

3/6/2012 8:25:45 PM

Quote :

"just avoid oshea's. youll thank me"

what's all this shit?

3/6/2012 9:58:59 PM

ha

bill's is such a shithole I just assumed it was on the old strip


I'd heard of it, but never bothered looking for it.

HEY YALL, AFTER BILLS, LETS GO TO HOOTERS AND THEN OSHEAS. ILL GIVE YOU EVEN MONEY THAT YOULL PICK UP CRABS FROM THE TOILETS BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OUT

3/6/2012 10:25:27 PM

how do you know it's a shithole if you've never looked for it

your advice itt is bullshit

folks would be better off just googling vegas

3/6/2012 10:26:48 PM

Bill's is awesome. It's not that nice, but that is its appeal. Did you guys never go to the GOAT?

[Edited on March 6, 2012 at 10:34 PM. Reason : But seriously, it's nicer than the GOAT. Oshea's and IP, not so much.]

3/6/2012 10:34:18 PM

i would trust settledown with my life. i can assure you his advice is sound.

3/6/2012 11:46:46 PM

so all my advice trying to better your vegas travels made me feel like i was sitting in a tower

so i tried to throw a bone and agree with a suggestion for bills

didnt know anything about it

got called on it

stopped caring about helping you dumb dummies LIVE

will gladly continue going to FUN places in vegas that don't smell like VOMIT and THE POOR, knowing I'll never run into any of YOU BONERS

3/7/2012 8:43:23 PM

but you came to my room (and in my room) at Bill's last year, so i don't really understand why you're talking down to everyone

3/7/2012 8:44:21 PM

whatchu talkin bout willis

i came on some british chick in the bellagio lobby tho

3/7/2012 8:49:51 PM

my bad
they all start to look the same after a certain point

do you boo

3/7/2012 8:51:20 PM

just landed mo fuggas!!

what to play first!!

3/8/2012 3:56:58 PM

omg how bougey

[Edited on March 8, 2012 at 4:00 PM. Reason : roulette... bet RED!]

3/8/2012 3:59:51 PM

call me if you get arrested, I'll come get you!

3/8/2012 4:01:53 PM

how is my baby Frodo? I'm all wimpy and missing him... the sweetest lady was showing me pictures of all her animals on the airplane!! MAWWWWW

3/8/2012 4:02:31 PM

hit the craps table before the jet lag sets in

3/8/2012 4:07:55 PM

Frodo is surly as ever, I am considering recording the growl he makes at me when I come in, it is scary. Even when I pet the little shit.

3/8/2012 8:18:36 PM

about to hit the gym but AHHHH so much to tell you about t-dub

one of my girlfriends won $600+ on the craps table...

I was down $50 from two hands of three card poker but my other girlfriend and i threw in our last $5 chips on side bets at the craps table and made all of our money back. I profited $100+ at the craps table but that was just enough to make my $$ back from slots/poker/blackjack

MORE TO COME!!

3/9/2012 12:09:35 PM

YAY!!!! you go girl

3/9/2012 12:10:18 PM

AND! Some nice gentleman was playing at the craps table with us for a couple of hours... went to the restroom, and the craps dealer asked us if we knew who it was... Dale Jarrett!! I know a little bit about NASCAR but don't know many faces but knew he was a hall o' famer. Got pics, sent to Mom cuz she loves NASCAR. So fun! Super nice dude.

Best day evar.

Today we were good girls and went to the gym then shopping and just looking around the strip, then pool... now Cirque. Woot.

3/9/2012 7:01:34 PM

the Vegas race is on Sunday, so keep your eyes open for all those guys

3/9/2012 7:02:24 PM

did Dale Jarrett sign your boobs??? aaaaaghhhhh that would have been sweet.

3/9/2012 7:05:15 PM

yeah, we met Elliott Sadler too. Fun fun!

3/9/2012 7:05:22 PM

No! I was just drunk enough to ask him to sign my pathetic little bewbs but I restrained. Mom would have been so proud

How are all the critters? Taco? p.s. Daniel is SUPPOSED to come see Frodo sometime while I'm gone. He better do it or he's gonna be in trouble. The only person Frodo seems to like 100% of the time is Daniel.

3/9/2012 7:07:12 PM

frodo attacked my face today.


he greatly dislikes my presence, so I yelled at him, I think he hates me much more now.

I gave that asshole like 5 treats today too.


foreveralone .jpg

3/9/2012 7:09:56 PM

I am so jelly right now

3/9/2012 7:12:14 PM

so worn out. gotta rally for today and tomorrow! haha.

NCSU game today tho, we're gonna watch it and rep. i brought my NCSU phys ed shirt for the gym... just gonna be stinky and wear it for the game! GO WOLFPACK.

3/10/2012 10:55:31 AM

Quote :

"Learn about the $20 tip."

what is that?

also - is it true that casinos are getting away from comping drinks for gamblers except for big money tables? I haven't been in a couple years but I've heard that from a couple people

3/30/2012 3:29:29 PM

trip pics?

3/30/2012 3:37:40 PM

$20 trick

http://www.thetwentydollartrick.com/TwentyDollarTrickLasVegas.html

3/30/2012 3:41:08 PM