have 2 testicles

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2/15/2012 8:59:27 AM

https://www.google.com/search?q=manly+diaper+bag

2/15/2012 9:00:13 AM

This is me also learning EMCE is a dad.

2/15/2012 9:00:23 AM

I also received a blowjob recently.

Does that count?

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2/15/2012 9:05:50 AM

For you, or the other guy?

2/15/2012 9:12:21 AM

This reminded me of Meatwad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEBhP0YjLrY

I finished my upstairs in the house about 2 years ago (Installed studs, ceiling joists, a wall, doors, sheet rock, flooring, electrical with help, crown and base molding, HVAC with help, shelves, plumbing, etc)

Deep fried 2 turkeys for Thanksgiving

Set up my kegerator in the garage although I need new tubing

Made a baby!

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2/15/2012 9:13:15 AM

Quote :

"fucked a woman"

Too many boys have proven this to be a false qualifier for manhood.

2/15/2012 5:17:27 PM

smoked a cigar last night.

2/15/2012 5:27:06 PM

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2/15/2012 7:46:07 PM

today I ran a bunch of tensile strength tests on wire samples in a factory that makes steel rope... while wearing steel toed shoes

2/15/2012 8:35:53 PM

Jerked to some lesbian porn.

2/15/2012 8:37:13 PM

ate some really hot wings

SO TUFF

2/15/2012 8:38:38 PM

^4 hahaha

2/15/2012 9:07:16 PM

Laughed at miller lite commercials omfg those are so hilarious and totally designed for me. I'm taking your man card lololololol get it, that dude drinks girly beer

2/15/2012 9:59:58 PM

Shaved my taint.

Also chopped down a tree with my newest knife just because it felt good to hack something apart.

2/16/2012 10:07:25 AM

Throwing motherfuckers out the bar left and right
Lost 30 pounds this past week
Doing a jiu jitsu tournament all day saturday
Fishing all day sunday
still gonna go to work friday and saturday night, probably throwing more motherfuckers out left and right

im a damn man

2/16/2012 10:11:21 AM

^ damn what bar do you work at where people are always gettin thrown out?

2/16/2012 10:12:48 AM

2/16/2012 10:24:21 AM

Quote :

"Fishing all day sunday"

when I read that I first though it said "fisting all day sunday"

2/16/2012 10:25:08 AM

2/16/2012 10:25:32 AM

just some Duke punks

2/16/2012 12:10:57 PM

Parallel parked.

2/16/2012 12:29:34 PM

attended community college

2/16/2012 12:32:54 PM