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2/23/2012 4:22:07 PM

noooooooooooooooooooo I was waiting for it too

2/23/2012 4:22:50 PM

face it old lady we're younger and faster

2/23/2012 4:23:49 PM

Out Minka'd in her own thread!

2/23/2012 4:26:41 PM

2/23/2012 4:27:46 PM

my wife steals mine right outta my belly button with her sharp nails and i feel violated

2/23/2012 4:30:32 PM

so you went from not dating anyone to moving out of your parents house and doing some guy's laundry in the blink of slave famous' anus.

kudos.

2/23/2012 4:39:06 PM

me?

2/23/2012 4:39:56 PM

Anyone who has hair on their back is a neanderthal.

2/23/2012 4:40:29 PM

Quote :

"The age old question ever since Adam and Eve looked upon their first child(Adam and eve never had Navels as they were created not born). The reason Belly-button fluff is blue is simply because Fibre form your clothes collect in your navel even though most clothes may not be blue most darker or even black dyes are made up of blue dyes/pigments. Therefore fluff of the navel is blue!"

2/23/2012 5:03:01 PM

http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html

2/23/2012 5:52:02 PM

2/23/2012 5:58:50 PM

We have a lint factory in our intestines.

2/23/2012 6:09:16 PM

I usually pick my husband's bellybutton lint and then flick it at him. I don't think it's gross. It's just a little lint and belly hair.

2/23/2012 6:17:17 PM

^^^^interestingly, that guy references a technician article from 1995 on belly button lint/fluff.

2/23/2012 6:38:48 PM

i think my jars would be fuller after all those years

2/23/2012 6:55:16 PM

Wtf. You guys with belly button lint are disgusting. I haven't had belly button lint in over 20 years.

I think I'm finally understanding why circumcision is so prevalent. If a man is too lazy or too ignorant to stick a soapy finger in their belly buttons then I guess you can't expect them to figure out how to wash a penis.

I pity the women who have sex with you dirty bastards.

Btw I shave my armpits, butt crack, and perineum and buzz the rest of my body hair every couple of weeks. If I don't like long body hair on a woman then I imagine long body hair on a man is equally not cool.
Shaving your armpits has the added benefit of keeping bad smells away.

2/23/2012 11:04:42 PM

I look forward to whatever belly button lint I can recover every morning when I wake up. I condense it into a smaller wad, admire it, then return it from whence it came.

2/23/2012 11:21:07 PM

Quote :

"I think I'm finally understanding why circumcision is so prevalent. If a man is too lazy or too ignorant to stick a soapy finger in their belly buttons then I guess you can't expect them to figure out how to wash a penis. "

It's not from lack of washing. I can take a thorough shower and wear freshly washed clothes and have a lint spider by the end of the day.

2/23/2012 11:32:08 PM

It's like the hair around the belly button helps to pull lint into it. Trim the hair that kind of curls inward and it goes away. MIRACLES.

2/23/2012 11:42:25 PM

yup. nothing to do with not washing your belly button. just give my husband clothes and a few hours and friction will do the job. and it's not like belly button lint is wet our smelly our anything. it's just a little body hair and clothing fuzz.

2/24/2012 12:13:43 AM

Thats crazy. I guess I've never had that problem because I keep my stomach and chest hair trimmed.

[Edited on February 24, 2012 at 12:29 AM. Reason : Or maybe I have lintless shirts. I still can't picture the lint producing mechanism. ]

2/24/2012 12:27:05 AM

it's a mystery to us all.

2/24/2012 8:15:40 AM

ITT we learn that Fumbler is a metro-borderline-homosexual.

I shower twice a day and clean thoroughly. It takes me two, maybe three hours to produce a little lint in my very innie belly button.

2/24/2012 9:03:26 AM

men who have no body hair: ~

2/24/2012 9:57:45 AM

today i learned where fruity pebbles comes from

2/24/2012 10:28:26 AM

It's always blue for me as well, unless I'm wearing something like a red hoodie. And I do wash/clean in there--it builds up by the end of the day. The fiancee usually steals mine too, lol.

2/24/2012 11:51:24 AM

hairy men are imo. i'm VERY glad Fumbler is asian, so he doesn't have a lot of body hair to begin with, but that he also trims/shaves it.

i had always assumed belly button lint was a product of lots of hair + friction, so from reading this thread it sounds like that is the case.

2/24/2012 11:54:56 AM