the cat needs a tap out shirt

3/4/2012 4:59:49 PM

Quote :

"sport [spawrt, spohrt] noun 1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc. 2. a particular form of this, especially in the out of doors. 3. diversion; recreation; pleasant pastime. 4. jest; fun; mirth; pleasantry: What he said in sport was taken seriously. 5. mockery; ridicule; derision: They made sport of him. "

I don't know if you've ever done any real competitive car racing, but it can be physically draining. Shit, just go out to Rush Hour and do 5 Heats and see what muscles are starting to get sore.


and at the very least, the fifth definition should work for most of you

3/4/2012 5:02:34 PM

My arm get sore sometimes after slamming my dominoes down on the table.

Dominoes is a sport.

3/4/2012 5:06:15 PM

Yup, and tall blackmen dropping a ball into a large hoop is a sport.

3/4/2012 5:07:59 PM

there are only 3 real sports: football, baseball, and killing commies

3/4/2012 5:15:40 PM

you don't have to worry about catching on fire playing football

3/4/2012 5:16:53 PM

Football is surprisingly homosexual. Men grabbing and hold each other is now a sport?

And baseball? LOL! Fuck baseball.

3/4/2012 5:17:54 PM

Catching on fire is not a prerequisite for a sport. Actually, willingly putting yourself in a position to catch on fire is commonly considered a mark of stupidity in most cultures.

3/4/2012 5:20:40 PM

You do it every time you step inside of a car...

3/4/2012 5:21:25 PM

I find it funny that 'walking the course' (not even carrying your own clubs) is somehow a 'critical' part of golf to the point they wouldn't allow a disabled guy to use a cart.

3/4/2012 5:22:43 PM

there are only 3 real sports: football, baseball, and taking people's anal virginity.

3/4/2012 5:25:51 PM