after 5pm, look for a man with a top hat in the Harrelson Hall bathrooms. he'll show you the way

3/7/2012 8:53:22 AM

he sometimes wears a monocle.

3/7/2012 8:56:57 AM

PLEASE GUYS. HE HAS A MATCH TONIGHT.

3/7/2012 8:57:04 AM

please suspend the rapist

3/7/2012 11:20:26 AM

on a serious note, to get laid the easiest possible way:

Join a fraternity
Be outgoing
Win

3/7/2012 11:27:00 AM

go to Longbranch & pick up a fat chick.

Problem solved.

3/7/2012 11:29:52 AM

Ever seen "A Beautiful Mind"? His answer was to hit on anyone other than the prettiest girl in the group, if you want the prettiest girl in the group.

3/7/2012 11:31:42 AM

you have come to the right place

3/7/2012 11:32:01 AM

1. Be black
2. play a varsity sport
3. PM WolfpckGrl17
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4. profit

3/7/2012 11:36:19 AM

1. Be white
2. PM DivaBaby19
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3. profit



[Edited on March 7, 2012 at 11:39 AM. Reason : ]

3/7/2012 11:38:50 AM

I was just kidding about "Against their will", and i was kidding about this post also, i wanted to laugh, thank you.

3/7/2012 6:32:38 PM

step 1: Act less rapey.

...

Profit.

3/7/2012 6:39:17 PM

Quote :

"Ever seen "A Beautiful Mind"? "

I think the plan was to have your friends hit on the other chicks so that you can get the hot chick. But if everyone hits on the hot chick then everyone loses.

3/7/2012 6:41:24 PM

just dicking around about Raping, i have friends that have been through that situation, so no worries

3/7/2012 6:58:43 PM

it's OK, dnl, we know the drill

3/7/2012 8:41:09 PM

^^Oh no, they don't think I'm funny or cool. What am I gonna do?
I know I'll say I'm just kidding. Yeah that'll work.

Shut the fuck up you creepy rapist. Rape is never funny and you have zero chance of getting laid.
Way make a first impression. You might as well get a new name and hope no one figures out who you are irl.

[Edited on March 7, 2012 at 8:44 PM. Reason : ^^]

3/7/2012 8:44:32 PM

Quote :

"Ever seen "A Beautiful Mind"?"

Ive gotta say.. The direction was excellent but I was very disappointed she wore clothes the entire film

3/7/2012 8:47:18 PM

Quote :

"dicking around about Raping"

3/7/2012 8:50:33 PM

I thought this thread was about katie92.

3/7/2012 9:34:26 PM

^ see page one

3/7/2012 9:35:03 PM

Didn't read thread.

3/7/2012 9:42:05 PM

just don't do so much blow you cant get it up

3/7/2012 9:51:52 PM

Quote :

"just dicking around about Raping"

lol

3/7/2012 10:22:18 PM

Steam Tunnels.

3/7/2012 11:11:51 PM

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