what if the old man is a relative?

3/13/2012 6:10:40 PM

^
all bets are off

3/13/2012 8:19:06 PM

at least twice

3/13/2012 8:31:29 PM

Last time I was in Atlanta I had a hooker proposition me outside of my hotel. I played along and asked her the rates, and she told me it started at $200 for a hand job and went up from there. I laughed and told her I would go upstairs and jerk off for free.

3/13/2012 8:39:24 PM

wait, grumpygop has lady parts?


^ don't lie. you got that bitch to put out for free. Like a boss

[Edited on March 13, 2012 at 8:42 PM. Reason : ]

3/13/2012 8:42:18 PM

She was really fucking hot, don't get me wrong. But for 2 bills I expect oral without a condom.

3/13/2012 8:48:37 PM

i would do this a few times a year and not have to work...i'd be set.

3/13/2012 8:51:51 PM

^motherfucker almost sounds like he's looking forward to it.

3/13/2012 8:55:13 PM

is there something wrong with that? are you saying that he should be ashamed of enjoying jerking off a grown man?

3/13/2012 9:03:39 PM

Well since it's tax free...

3/13/2012 9:43:57 PM

I'd cradle the Balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy

3/13/2012 11:25:01 PM