2skin

3/14/2012 12:47:31 PM

I know I've posted this in another thread before, but (echoing djeternal)...

I couldn't live with myself if I knew that not circumcising my kid leads him to miss out on just one blow job.

Therefore, he is getting that shit snipped. And to the ladies who think that an un-circumcised penis looks "better"...I appreciate your opinion, but you are in the minority (even in the small sample size of this thread). Most ladies think that shit looks gross.

And to the, "I want to give my kid the option to choose that later on in life..."...fuck that. To this day, I still don't want anything pointy and sharp anywhere near my precious cock and balls. God bless my mom for making me go through that at an age where I will never remember and could have cared less. Because although I'd want to get rid of it at an older age, I'd have a tough time choosing to have someone take surgical devices to my member. Glad it happened when I was an infant.

[Edited on March 14, 2012 at 1:11 PM. Reason : .]

3/14/2012 1:10:33 PM

potentially miss out on a bj because a girl is stuck up (come on, would this really ever happen?)

in exchange for a lifetime of more enjoyable sex

hmmm

[Edited on March 14, 2012 at 1:23 PM. Reason : .]

3/14/2012 1:19:43 PM

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"option b: a lifetime of more enjoyable sex"

Busting a nut from an uncircumcised penis feels different from busting a nut with a circumcised one?? That's news to me.

Also...sorry that you have a gross, hoodie penis.

3/14/2012 1:24:23 PM

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"Busting a nut from an uncircumcised penis feels different from busting a nut with a circumcised one?? That's news to me."

surprise...when you hack off a bunch of nerve endings, sensation decreases

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"Also...sorry that you have a gross, hoodie penis."

i never said what i have actually

[Edited on March 14, 2012 at 1:26 PM. Reason : .]

3/14/2012 1:26:26 PM

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"potentially miss out on a bj because a girl is stuck up (come on, would this really ever happen?)"

Already from the girls in this thread:

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"I gotta say, I have seen an uncircumsized penis not something I would want to write home about, or get close too. "

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"I remember dating a guy that had a penis like this. Freaked me out! I've only seen one that wasn't circumcised and then.......this one also. Yikes."

So yes...I can see it happening. Especially at a young age when girls are sometimes afraid of the dick. They're already apprehensive, then you whip out a hoodied dick and it's over.

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"surprise...when you hack off a bunch of nerve endings, sensation decreases"

I burnt my tongue on some pizza last night and then ate some ice cream. It was still fucking delicious.

[Edited on March 14, 2012 at 1:28 PM. Reason : .]

3/14/2012 1:27:32 PM

Hooded penii are shaddy as fuck. Dont trust em

3/14/2012 1:35:41 PM

I've seen and been with too many penises with to tight skin, bent funny, our with hair on the shaft -all cause by circumcision. I prefer a natural penis. And who has missed out on head from being uncut? if a bitch is that unworldly and prudish, you dont want your dick handled by her.

3/14/2012 2:07:11 PM

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"if a bitch is that unworldly and prudish, you dont want your dick handled by her."

I don't give a fuck who handles my dick as long as she's clean, not fat, and at least a 7.

We're not talking about dating here.

3/14/2012 2:10:07 PM

i definitely prefer uncut. it feels WAY better imo and doesn't look so weird. i'm about to have a kid & if it's a boy he will not be circumcised. if he misses out on something because of it then i'm glad, bc that bitch is a dumbass & i don't want him involved with her/him anyway.

3/14/2012 2:22:04 PM

How does a skin sock look less wierd ??

3/14/2012 2:24:13 PM

bc that's how they come naturally. it's the default. it is much less weird to me.

and i'm not in here to argue over it either, so...yeah.

3/14/2012 2:27:26 PM

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"surprise...when you hack off a bunch of nerve endings, sensation decreases"

I am really curious, does this mean you ejaculate faster?

I don't think too many guys have complained about it not feeling good enough, so now this makes me wonder if circumcision makes a guy last longer.

3/14/2012 3:13:04 PM

outie belly buttons are gross...for the record

3/14/2012 3:33:27 PM

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"And to the, "I want to give my kid the option to choose that later on in life..."...fuck that. To this day, I still don't want anything pointy and sharp anywhere near my precious cock and balls. God bless my mom for making me go through that at an age where I will never remember and could have cared less. Because although I'd want to get rid of it at an older age, I'd have a tough time choosing to have someone take surgical devices to my member. Glad it happened when I was an infant."

Listen to this idiot. If you wouldn't do it as an adult then wouldn't it make you feel like shit doing it to a baby that can't defend itself?

3/14/2012 4:50:13 PM

I think jbrick's analysis is pretty logical, from the perspective of someone without a dick.

3/14/2012 4:54:17 PM

^^do you want the chicken pox as an adult? how about vaccines? or a diaper?

I mean I get what you are saying, but you have parents to make decisions for you because you cannot make them. It is legitimate to say that the perception of uncircumcised penis' are gross, and maybe that should change, but that argument is not convincing.

[Edited on March 14, 2012 at 4:56 PM. Reason : ^^]

3/14/2012 4:54:37 PM

i prefer a tidy vagina. can we start hacking those up also?

3/14/2012 4:56:09 PM

vaginoplasty^

3/14/2012 4:58:04 PM

oh i know. i just think we should trim it up while they're infants.

3/14/2012 5:02:18 PM

i think that it just goes against every parental instinct. anything analagous would be considered sexual abuse. in an ideal world the option would not exist and parents would be charged with a crime for doing so. i think that it just violates the relationship between a parent and child.

i think parents should at least be required to remain present during the procedure.

3/14/2012 5:02:19 PM

Can parents elect to be present during the procedure? (I don't know). Or is it like most surgeries, where you can't be in the room at all?

3/14/2012 5:03:10 PM

i dont know the policies locally but i know that parents in other locales who opted to remain present were horrified by the actual procedure.

3/14/2012 5:06:25 PM

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"^^do you want the chicken pox as an adult? how about vaccines? or a diaper? I mean I get what you are saying, but you have parents to make decisions for you because you cannot make them. It is legitimate to say that the perception of uncircumcised penis' are gross, and maybe that should change, but that argument is not convincing. "

wtf?
Apparently you don't get what I'm saying.
If you liken cutting the hood off your clit to something as simple as a vaccine then that's just great. I'll just stop talking since I can't fix stupidity.

3/14/2012 5:15:41 PM

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"I think jbrick's analysis is pretty logical, from the perspective of someone without a dick."

Thanks. Coming from most likely the smartest person in this topic.

I like how the pro-foreskin people in this topic are either women, trolls (adultswim), or guys who's mothers unfortunately didn't have them snipped (^this guy). I'm sorry that your parents chose to let you have a funny looking dick.

Bottom line...a circumcised dick looks better. You ever see a porn with an uncircumcised penis?? I'm sure they're out there, but there are few and far between. You know why that is?? Because no one wants to see that shit.

Child abuse?? That's ridiculous.

3/15/2012 8:24:22 AM

lol jbrick is the prissiest straight (?) man i've ever encountered

[Edited on March 15, 2012 at 8:29 AM. Reason : im not a troll btw]

3/15/2012 8:28:15 AM

How is what I'm saying prissy? Because I want the most important part of my body to not look funny? I think that's pretty reasonable.

Again...thanks mom.

3/15/2012 8:50:02 AM

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"Bottom line...a circumcised dick looks better."

tell me more about dicks you find attractive

3/15/2012 8:58:34 AM

Sure, go the gay the route. You're going to see a dick if you've ever watched porn. I'm not 10, I can handle it. The consensus in this thread already is that most girls don't like the look of an uncircumcised dick (with the obvious exception of the mothers who didn't snip their kids). Who am I to argue with them?

3/15/2012 9:02:06 AM

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"The consensus in this thread already is that most girls don't like the look of an uncircumcised dick (with the obvious exception of the mothers who didn't snip their kids). Who am I to argue with them?"

Hmm yes, a sample size of "1" (Klatypus) is clearly enough to hack part of your son's dick off.

Will you also be slicing up your daughter's vagina if it isn't pretty enough?

3/15/2012 9:08:16 AM

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"I couldn't live with myself if I knew that not circumcising my kid leads him to miss out on just one blow job."

In reality, this doesn't happen.

I plowed my way through a mountain of college pussy over the 6 years I was at NC State. The only commentary I ever received was the occasional, "will it hurt you if i..." type thing but that was it.

by the time things get hot and heavy and clothes start coming off, a little foreskin ain't gonna scare nobody.

Anecdotal, sure but I feel like I had a statistically significant sample size with a 0% rate of being turned down after the majesty of my cock was unleashed.

I'd think a bigger detriment to getting laid might be... being short.

3/15/2012 9:08:34 AM

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[Edited on March 15, 2012 at 9:12 AM. Reason : haha wrong thread]

3/15/2012 9:10:24 AM

Uncircumcised penii are definitely less sexy, but sex is MUCH better for me it the penis is wearing his turtleneck.

3/15/2012 9:10:27 AM

my ex boyfriend was uncircumcised. the first time i saw it i thought "whoa thats something you don't see every day". but i was never grossed out by it, and before ever coming into contact with one i was in the "ew thats gross" camp.

i think people are just scared/grossed out by things they don't have experience with. i think its kind of ridiculous for guys who are circumcised to get all uppity about the issue. i'm guessing that as a guy you don't see/touch that many uncircumcised penises, so why worry about what other guys penises look like?

i did ask my ex once how he felt about it. he has been a swimmer his whole life so he said he had caught some locker room flack but never really thought about it otherwise, he definitely wasn't self conscious about it which he shouldn't have been. and it wasn't dirty, or smelly.

to be honest, i don't know if it was because he was uncircumcised or other factors, but he seemed much more sensitive to touch, and i found that to be a huge turn on, and it made me appreciate the fact that he was "intact".

so basically, guys, if you are not circumcised you should not feel self conscious. coming from a "normal" chick, it is pretty much a non issue and in my case was even a turn on. just my opinion

[Edited on March 15, 2012 at 9:23 AM. Reason : also i never saw it too much with the "hood up" so to me it look the same to me]

3/15/2012 9:16:53 AM

My brother is uncircumcised and he has always pulled mad pussy. I've overheard his friends elbowing him about two girls going down on him at a party at the same time. Obviously, his foreskin is causing him 0 problems in the sex department.

Circumcision is on its way out. Parents simply aren't doing it anymore. In some areas uncircumcised little boys even out number circumcised little boys. Circumcision is no longer seen as 'the thing' to do.

3/15/2012 9:29:43 AM

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"Will you also be slicing up your daughter's vagina if it isn't pretty enough?"

Dumb argument.

3/15/2012 9:46:09 AM

those coushin things they put on pens

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3/15/2012 10:39:38 AM

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"Can parents elect to be present during the procedure? (I don't know). Or is it like most surgeries, where you can't be in the room at all? "

jew moms hold the baby while a special rabbi (who AINT a doctor) does the "procedure" (ritual).


yeah, girls think jews are so fucking sexy. circumcisions for all!


the catholics know what's up with that. god lets them keep their dick skin.

3/15/2012 10:48:34 AM

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"Dumb argument."

It's not dumb, you're just retarded enough to believe it's any different.

3/15/2012 10:49:18 AM

Penis and Vagina are the same thing. They even look alike. "Slicing up a vagina" is the same thing as taking off some foreskin. Yep...got it. Now we're all on the same page.

3/15/2012 11:00:19 AM

I hate to agree with brick, but while male and female circumcision are on the same continum, female circ is a much worse practice , for health and sexual reasons. I think a more apt comparison would be things like earlobe stretching, neck rings or foot binding.

that said, it seems in the last 6 months that brick's internet persona has become pretty unlikable, I used to like his posts but latley everything seems vain, shallow and/or judgemental, even for tdub. I'm not sure if I'm noticing his posts mpre, he is upping his troll quotient, or is he is just more honestly expressing his true dbagness

3/15/2012 12:49:55 PM

actually had a scientific discussion about this today (because of insect mutilation of male genitalia). It started in Africa and is performed in many warm climates where diseases are more of a threat. Medicine has tried to prove that it prevents bacterium from spreading.

however an interesting point was brought up today, some research has indicated that the foreskin protects males from contracting STDs.

Also my friend is dating a Brit, who is not circumcised and she has no problem with it.

3/15/2012 1:36:43 PM

not reading the whole thread, just wanted to say that

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"fried dickle-chips"

made me laff. hard.

3/15/2012 1:40:07 PM

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"that said, it seems in the last 6 months that brick's internet persona has become pretty unlikable, I used to like his posts but latley everything seems vain, shallow and/or judgemental, even for tdub. I'm not sure if I'm noticing his posts mpre, he is upping his troll quotient, or is he is just more honestly expressing his true dbagness"

Pretty much all of these things...hopefully with the exception of the last one. T-dub has become my release. And since I don't know any t-dubbers in real life, it makes it easier for me to unload on anyone. I am able to take being shitted on on the internet, so I figured everyone else should be able to as well. I'm not too bad in the real world.

3/15/2012 1:57:04 PM

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"I hate to agree with brick, but while male and female circumcision are on the same continum, female circ is a much worse practice , for health and sexual reasons."

I didn't mean female circumcision. Just trim it up a little. Got to look fresh, right?

[Edited on March 15, 2012 at 2:00 PM. Reason : .]

3/15/2012 2:00:32 PM

^^cool, that post reduces your perceived d-bagness a bit in my eyes, not that you give a shit

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"however an interesting point was brought up today, some research has indicated that the foreskin protects males from contracting STDs."

yea, there are plenty of pros both ways, but slight reduction in risk of getting std's isnt enough reason to get one unless you are going to teach your child to not wear condoms. they give circumcisions in africa instead of condoms b/c condoms are "morally questionable."

stevie ray fromstein is a comedian that opened for norm mcdonald who strangely has alot of ciricumcision material. paraphrasing he says, "its not like when the AIDs riddled prostitute asks if me to wear i a condom, i'm gonna say 'oh dont worry, i'm circumcised!"

3/15/2012 3:36:38 PM

Smegma.

3/15/2012 6:06:18 PM

women can get that too for the same reasons

3/15/2012 6:14:38 PM

I live in a house with two uncircumcised penises and have never encountered Smegma.

3/15/2012 6:32:28 PM

set them upwards

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3/15/2012 6:36:16 PM