nope, we've never had that problem. thanks for your concern though.

4/5/2012 1:22:09 PM

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4/5/2012 1:34:57 PM

interesting fact: this is only like the second or third thread of mine to make it to two pages. fifty thousandish posts and my sexual terror is what gets me the gold cup -_-

4/5/2012 2:00:18 PM

Quote :

" You don't really have to worry about anything by that point because you've more than likely lost your boner. Foreskin FTL!"

So when a dude pulls his dick out in front of you and you see his foreskin then you lose your boner and no longer want buttsecks?

Everyone should have their boys circumcised. You don't want them to one day loose the opportunity to have sex with jbrick83.

Edited to add:
I just realized I might have read that wrong. jbrick83 may simply be admitting that he can't keep an erection long enough to put a condom on.

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 3:55 PM. Reason : ]

4/5/2012 3:52:32 PM

Quote :

"I just realized I might have read that wrong. jbrick83 may simply be admitting that he can't keep an erection long enough to put a condom on."

this is how i interpreted his post

4/5/2012 4:03:09 PM

^^^ Foolproof method to having a quality thread is to talk about how small your penis is.

^^ Good reading there John Wayne. I hate condoms. Can't remember the last time I used one. My dick is so use to real flesh that it panics when touched by latex and goes back into hiding. God forbid I had weird looking foreskin and have to use the heimlich maneuver on my dick just to get a condom to fit right on it.

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 4:05 PM. Reason : .]

4/5/2012 4:04:27 PM

My dick is so use to real fleshlights

4/5/2012 4:06:25 PM

I enjoy the people missing part of their dick trying to tell people what it MUST be like to have their whole dick

as someone in possession of my entire penis, I'll be a small sample size and say i've never had trouble putting on a condom.

I've also never lost out on getting laid b/c of my complete penis. My many personality flaws and lacking physique on the other hand...

4/5/2012 4:13:38 PM

Quote :

"I enjoy the people missing part of their dick trying to tell people what it MUST be like to have their whole dick"

Back when I was younger and wore condoms, I pulled out of a really tight girl and my condom came halfway off and was just hanging there. I looked at it and thought to myself, "this is what it must be like to be uncircumcised." I shuddered and quickly pulled it all the way off and slapped the girl in the face with it.

4/5/2012 4:17:26 PM

...then you woke up and realized you were just dreaming about having sex

4/5/2012 4:47:20 PM

^^lol

4/5/2012 6:09:03 PM

...umm

4/5/2012 10:20:19 PM

lawl wtf is this thread

4/9/2012 7:34:54 PM

It's about a guy with a small dick. Keep up, toots.

4/9/2012 8:11:47 PM

this thread is gettin' pretty o.O

4/9/2012 10:15:52 PM

^^Look, he thinks he's people.

4/10/2012 3:19:36 PM

I need to find a bigger brand of condoms, even the magnums are too small for me, is there anywhere you can order bigger ones on line? they fit great on the shaft but it is way too tight around my ball sack and it squeezes my balls which is very uncomfortable.

4/10/2012 3:23:06 PM

you need Amsterdam718's ball condoms

4/10/2012 3:39:58 PM

AHAHAHA, I forgot about the ball condoms!

4/10/2012 4:13:50 PM

Quote :

" I enjoy the people missing part of their dick trying to tell people what it MUST be like to have their whole dick as someone in possession of my entire penis, I'll be a small sample size and say i've never had trouble putting on a condom."

Agreed.

4/10/2012 6:08:33 PM

this thread is the essence of why I still lurk TWW

4/10/2012 6:35:29 PM

Again, you're probably fucking around Slave Famous, but see my post on page 1 if you are serious.

Also, for those people talking about Magnums, they aren't significantly wider than normal condoms, it's really that they are longer.

4/10/2012 7:28:01 PM

^I'll admit that if you take two condoms out of their packaging, one a magnum and one regular, the difference in diameter looks pretty slight. But as someone that buys them for the girth, the difference in tightness is very noticeable, the regulars choke me out, are painful, and are much more prone to fail mid-coitus. Like Huskaroo sweaters, the magnums are just roomier.

4/10/2012 10:51:25 PM

Condoms catered towards kids are available in most large city Planned Parenthoods and free health clinics. My stepbrother lives in Newark and brings them down for me when he's visiting. They're for 3.5 to 4.0 inch penis range. It's nice because they take both lack of length and girth into account.

4/10/2012 11:36:14 PM

Quote :

"Also, for those people talking about Magnums, they aren't significantly wider than normal condoms, it's really that they are longer. "

Magnums are approximately 14% longer than normal condoms, 17% larger in circumference. Magnum XLs aren't any longer than regular Magnums, yet they're 22% larger in circumference. Sounds like you don't know what you're talking about.

4/11/2012 9:41:30 AM

I have lolled entirely too much at this thread.

oh, and no condoms FTW

4/11/2012 3:44:22 PM

actually, almost all of the trojan models are 2" at the base - the magnums and the XLs are 2.1" at the base.

all of the additional "width" is at the tip, which they call "for comfort," but if slave or anyone else has issues with regular condoms not fitting, the magnums don't do much for that. there are a couple of trojan regular condoms that are 8.12", which is the magnum length, but most are either 7.5" or 7.9". so when i say you get length and not width, i am not counting this bullshit about the tip.

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 6:30 PM. Reason : kj]

4/11/2012 6:28:13 PM

no one has a problem with a latex condom not fitting - you could put one over a fire hydrant without breaking it. Diameter at the base doesn't really matter either, because that's not where most of the nerve endings are. Extra room at the tip is what makes them more comfortable.

Obligatory "Yeah, I wear Magnums, baby. Not the whole thing though, and they wear kind of baggy."

4/11/2012 6:52:00 PM

okay, i'm going to say one last comment and then i'm done in this thread.

it's not about the condom breaking. it's about your fucking penis. your erection is a fleshy, soft object, and doesn't take kindly to being jammed into something that is squeezing it like a fat girl trying to get the last of the icing for her toaster strudel. any guy with an issue isn't worried that the condom is going to break...he's worried his penis is being choked out like it's a ufc fight.

i can wear a small t shirt, but it feels much harder to breathe. in the case of sex, less blood flow because of constriction = less firmness. again, this is only in certain circumstances. and the reason magnums are basically a marketing gimmick in most cases is because their base is the same, and if you are anything beyond average, then you can't wear them because the base constriction will prevent blood flow to the tip...i figured it was a basic proposition, but maybe it's simply a matter of personal opinion.

4/12/2012 3:26:07 AM

learned so much about condoms ITT thank you guys

4/12/2012 3:33:36 AM

tightness at the base shouldn't choke you out; If that was the case, then cock rings wouldn't work the way they do. extra room at the tip is where you want it, not the base.

4/12/2012 4:12:47 PM

Quote :

"your erection is a...soft object, and doesn't take kindly to being jammed into something"

Speak for yourself.

4/12/2012 8:23:46 PM

Quote :

"and doesn't take kindly to being jammed into something that is squeezing it like a fat girl trying to get the last of the icing for her toaster strudel"

YOU MEAN LIKE A VAGINA

4/12/2012 11:14:17 PM

For all you with small dicks this is for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ng3clES_2qE#!

4/13/2012 4:14:43 PM