i wouldnt even eat that thing out with someone elses mouth

4/4/2012 6:49:54 PM

She's an excellent troll. In her other articles, she implies that her husband is fashionable and slim:

4/4/2012 8:23:12 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124782/Samantha-Brick-says-backlash-bile-yesterdays-Daily-Mail-proves-shes-right.html

4/4/2012 8:25:56 PM

I'm starting to feel kind of bad about the shit storm she's created. But then, she compares herself to Angelina Jolie and Victoria Beckham in the new article.

She would have gained far more perspective if she had referred to herself as "moderately attractive" or wrote in general about attractive women.

I think it's a legit topic, she just failed miserably at pulling it off.

4/4/2012 8:31:54 PM

embed please
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmv3WlKa6U8

[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 8:39 PM. Reason : xs]

4/4/2012 8:38:45 PM

Shame on you, Samantha; your arrogance is most unbecoming. What's more, the coincidence of your woe-is-me, self-indulgent spiel with the terribly moving article on Patricia Lefranc, the acid attack victim, who has spoken out for the first time on her own self-image issues, makes this all the more abhorrent

4/4/2012 8:46:57 PM

Quote :

"'ve been lambasted on Twitter. Dragons' Den judge Duncan Bannatyne has asked if what I've written is 'a joke', DJ Lauren Laverne tweeted about me all day (none of it nice) and countless so-called comedians have written unprintable things about me. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124782/Samantha-Brick-says-backlash-bile-yesterdays-Daily-Mail-proves-shes-right.html#ixzz1r7fRSRDy "

Go lauren!! you made it to the big time

4/4/2012 8:50:16 PM

today show's talkin bout your girl, tww

4/5/2012 8:22:39 AM

i don't think she looks that bad in this picture.

Quote :

"If you’re a woman reading this, I’d hazard that you’ve already formed your own opinion about me — and it won’t be very flattering."

this comment did kind of bother me though because i felt like i went into reading the article curious and not like, "OMG what does this woman have that i don't let me compare my life and looks to hers and then eat my feelings until i am bitter and bloated."

4/5/2012 8:42:48 AM

Gotten to.

4/5/2012 8:44:49 AM

my favorite comment:

Quote :

"Samantha Brick was originally cast in title role in Pretty Woman but Richard Gere vetoed it because she was too pretty"

4/5/2012 8:57:33 AM

I feel as if there should be an internet meme about her.

4/5/2012 9:16:52 AM

samantha brick is confused by movie theaters; too many seats

4/5/2012 9:29:13 AM

I came in here to ask if this was the woman whose husband requires her to workout and stay fit, but BridgetSPK confirmed that suspicion

I'll take whatever she says with a grain of salt

lollercoaster at this:

Quote :

"Hard work: Samantha takes pride in her appearance. She works out - even when she doesn't feel like it - she doesn't drink, she doesn't smoke... and rarely does she succumb to chocolate"

Sounds like my version of hell

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 9:40 AM. Reason : .]

4/5/2012 9:38:46 AM

Quote :

"Samantha, who lives with her husband Pascal Brick in France, has learnt a lot about the internet in the last 24 hours"

4/5/2012 9:40:36 AM

^ hahahahaha



I love the comments... British people crack me up

Quote :

"How I laughed when I read this, bless her."

Quote :

"Looks average to me, bit of a dreamer perhaps."

And Tosh.0... I love you

Quote :

"In it she explains that dinner parties and social gatherings are very tough. "If I can’t wriggle out of them, then often dress down in jeans and a demure, albeit pretty, top." To which commenter Helen of Troy remarked, "I know, right?""

4/5/2012 9:45:07 AM

Quote :

"Speaking from her home in the Dordogne, France, Samantha told the Mail: 'I'm not smug and I’m no flirt, yet over the years I've been dropped by countless friends who felt threatened if I was merely in the presence of their other halves. 'If their partners dared to actually talk to me, a sudden chill would descend on the room."

I have plenty of hot friends, and no one ever seems to have this problem.

4/5/2012 9:49:44 AM

LOL, people saying she's a hideous bitch has brought her to tears.

Also, plenty of women compliment other women on their looks. She's confusing it not happening to her as bitterness when she's just ugly.


Oh yea, has she said when shes due?

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 9:59 AM. Reason : ]

4/5/2012 9:51:41 AM

^mean, but I was thinking the same thing.

I hope I never get the pooch.

4/5/2012 9:59:37 AM

^

4/5/2012 10:01:13 AM

She should get a tan so her arms and legs don't look like sausage casings anymore.

4/5/2012 10:07:10 AM

This has to be a troll right?

If not, lol @ her

If so, lol with her

4/5/2012 10:27:51 AM

omg... Some of these pics make her look cute and some are horrible. In the video, she is def pretty... but the ego has got to go. Geez. lol

4/5/2012 10:31:59 AM

Quote :

"I have plenty of hot friends, and no one ever seems to have this problem. "

Hook a brotha up

4/5/2012 10:47:09 AM

Hah, they are all married. Aren't you married too?

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 10:49 AM. Reason : ]

4/5/2012 10:48:57 AM

They're in luck, I bang married women

4/5/2012 10:53:14 AM

wow, I'm better looking than her.

4/5/2012 10:53:21 AM

Yeah....no.

4/5/2012 10:53:32 AM

this woman is delusional

4/5/2012 11:00:17 AM

Quote :

"They're in luck, I bang married women"

I thought you were a virgin, trolling for fat broads in the other thread?

4/5/2012 11:00:52 AM

Virgin sounds better than the actual figure

4/5/2012 11:02:11 AM

early onset FUPA.

4/5/2012 11:08:39 AM

lifes a bitch sometimes

4/5/2012 11:11:08 AM

Quote :

"Also, plenty of women compliment other women on their looks. She's confusing it not happening to her as bitterness when she's just ugly."

lol but kind of true.

4/5/2012 11:23:20 AM

Quote :

"it's a british website british broads are generally pretty heinous, skews the scale a little bit."

4/5/2012 12:30:51 PM

Quote :

"Hah, they are all married. Aren't you married too?"

Nope. But married women need lovin too

4/5/2012 4:44:17 PM

there are downsides to being pretty, but that bitch wouldn't know any of them

4/5/2012 6:55:38 PM

Quote :

"Hard work: Samantha takes pride in her appearance. She works out - even when she doesn't feel like it - she doesn't drink, she doesn't smoke... and rarely does she succumb to chocolate "

ha wtf

4/5/2012 8:12:39 PM

so what she's really saying is that she's ugly, bitchy, AND boring

4/5/2012 8:14:34 PM

in hotter news, Vanessa Williams was molested at the age of ten by a woman

Quote :

"She told me to lie down on the rug. I was confused. Are we going to play a game? As I tried to make sense of it, Susan pulled down the bloomers of my cotton baby-doll pajamas. “What are you doing?” I asked. “Don’t worry – it’ll feel good”’ Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2125605/Vanessa-Williams-reveals-sexually-abused-10-years-old.html#ixzz1rDPAmscf"

oo yeeeeeeaaaaaa



























(jk)



[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 8:23 PM. Reason : []

4/5/2012 8:22:34 PM

I didn't even notice her pooch until it was pointed out. lol

This woman needs some better self awareness.

4/5/2012 9:03:53 PM

if i saw her in public i'd be all

4/5/2012 10:30:11 PM

She's not even hot for a British chick

4/5/2012 11:14:40 PM

^^ hahahahahaahahahaa

I can't be the pretty one in this relationship.

4/5/2012 11:17:22 PM

Her fingernails are SO gaudy...

4/5/2012 11:35:49 PM

I'd fuck her.

4/5/2012 11:38:30 PM

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/apr/04/samantha-brick-thrown-to-wolves?INTCMP=SRCH

I don't know how true this is, but this columnist suggests that the Daily Mail may have edited her column make her sound dumber than she is. It cites examples of it happening to other female columnists.

4/5/2012 11:50:41 PM

^It seems likely. Her other articles, which touch on women, weight, careers, being a housewife, and international stereotypes, are just as unbelievably awful.

4/6/2012 5:10:29 PM

edited or rewrote? editing does not change that she thinks that she is too pretty to be a bridemaid or have friends

4/6/2012 5:12:04 PM

Seriously though, you guys need to read her other articles.

Her little bit about being pretty is just the tip of this massively delusional iceberg.

In terms of the possible editing, it would definitely have an impact. The things she's writing are mildly obnoxious, but the way they're written make me want to throw up with a gun down my throat.

4/6/2012 5:14:54 PM