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4/12/2012 12:35:24 PM

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"my new lover"

so that's why settledown left

4/12/2012 12:38:02 PM

Did you also know that cum continues to leak from the penis for 30 or so minutes after ejaculation?

This pinching shit sounds just as useless as prostrate milking. If your girl won't let you cum inside of her without a rubber then you should find a new girl.

4/12/2012 12:47:14 PM

yes, i did know that

4/12/2012 12:47:51 PM

My penis is a thing

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/12/2012 12:52:22 PM

settledown did not leave, I saw him on chatterbox lastnight

4/12/2012 12:53:22 PM

Settledown left, he told me in chatterbox last night

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/12/2012 12:54:52 PM

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"i do this all the time. have always done it."

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"from the decades of doing the pinching"

I'm not a dude, but even I know this is not normal. and from the few choice threads I've read, you are one strange motherfucker. and not necessarily in the endearing way.

4/12/2012 1:40:11 PM

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"EMCE Keep it grizzly, G 78642 Posts user info edit post So....do you like..... Sleep with your daughter with semen oozing from your semi-chub? is that when you pee on her and the bed? Sick! 4/12/2012 12:21:02 PM"

hahaha how did i miss this thread? EMCE had me laughing for like 5 mins

4/12/2012 1:46:32 PM

4/12/2012 1:49:18 PM

WORST MAGIC TRICK EVER

4/12/2012 1:55:54 PM

Bippity boppity boo.

4/12/2012 1:57:34 PM

he gone get prostatic congestion backing his junk up like that

4/12/2012 2:35:19 PM

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"from which point of attack? in through the butt? on the dodus?"

You just apply some pressure on the taint area

4/12/2012 4:53:02 PM

I heard a long time ago that if you "knead" the dodus with your knuckle right before orgasm, it greatly intensifies it (which makes sense, knowing what I know now about the prostate). but I've never asked nor been given any direct feedback about that, so I'm not sure. I've definitely never heard that doing so would inhibit splooging everywhere.

4/12/2012 5:12:51 PM

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"If your girl won't let you cum inside of her without a rubber then you should find a new girl."

4/12/2012 5:15:44 PM

[x] confirmed
Whack it, pinch it off before you jizz, deposit jizz in receptacle of choice, milk the rest out. Piss to clear out the plumbing and there will be no leaks and no split stream while pissing later.

4/12/2012 5:21:05 PM

This thread baffles. I always want more volume, not less. Other than his wife and his bank account, there's no great measuring stick for a man than the size of his load.

4/12/2012 5:23:23 PM

i have never heard the word dodus before.

makes me think

4/12/2012 5:25:56 PM

don't jizz for 3-4 days and your load will be bigger.

4/12/2012 5:34:47 PM

I've been eating a lot of celery recently. Booty call is moving out of town this weekend. Boy is she in for a surprise tonight.

4/12/2012 5:53:59 PM

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"who is going to try this tonight? I got my fleshlight soaking currently"

haha

4/12/2012 6:46:37 PM

Retrograde ejaculation itt?

4/12/2012 8:54:22 PM

4/12/2012 9:39:21 PM

chunky piss

4/12/2012 9:40:49 PM

fuck that. When I nut, I wanna nut. Not save it for a rainy day.

4/12/2012 9:44:30 PM

OP's new lover is not impressive.

A male orgasm without ejaculation (called a dry orgasm) is typically accomplished through rigorous plateau training and exercises (such as kegels) that focus on strengthening pelvic floor muscles (particularly the PC muscle used to stop urination), not pinching the dick with your fingers. Ideally in practice you reach a point where your PC muscle (I know it's not technically a muscle or whatever) is strong enough that, at orgasm, you can clinch it strong enough to prevent ejaculate from passing into the vans deferens, thus having the mental effects of an orgasm without the physical ejaculation. IN PERFECT PRACTICE this means that the erection remains and a man can achieve "multi-orgasm" during sexual intercourse. The practice originates in kama sutra teachings but is extremely common nowadays, and ultimately is useful in highlighting that stronger pelvic floor muscles can give a man greater control over his sexual health and performance.

tl;dr your dick-pal isn't doing anything special and likely looks like a fool doing it

[Edited on April 12, 2012 at 9:55 PM. Reason : f]

4/12/2012 9:54:12 PM

Duh don't you ever read Cosmo?

They have talked about this.

4/12/2012 9:58:05 PM

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"no split stream while pissing later"

finally, a benefit emerges

4/12/2012 10:15:58 PM

^^^erm, I never said anything about being impressed by it and I've certainly never seen it in person or encouraged him to do it. and as far as he's told me, he only does it in "emergency" situations, unlike some others posting ITT. so why don't you rag on their urethras.

^^I actually don't read any of those mags anymore. it's all recycled bullshit, one month after the other. but I'm guessing you were kidding?

^YESSSS. I wish I could do that.

4/19/2012 3:37:51 PM

Seems like a quick way to get some sort of UTI.

4/19/2012 3:47:30 PM

that was my first thought

4/19/2012 3:48:24 PM

what emergency situations would necessitate this

other than like, jerkin it in the public

4/19/2012 3:58:55 PM

Why not just wrap a rubber band around the head and jerk as usual?

4/19/2012 4:01:33 PM

.you can end up with semen backing up into your bladder and it's pretty painful. some guy called into love line once after his gf strangled his man parts during a bj.

[Edited on April 19, 2012 at 4:05 PM. Reason : b]

4/19/2012 4:04:24 PM

sounds hot

4/19/2012 4:05:47 PM

HE WAS IN HIS TRUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF A VINEYARD AND DIDN'T WANT TO GET HIS TASTY TREAT ALL OVER HIS WORK VEHICLE UPON SELF-COMPLETION DURING THE PHONE SEX0R

4/19/2012 4:49:41 PM

Bump!

10/2/2013 2:24:49 AM

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"according to him, it is possible to have a full-blown normal orgasm, but pinch (?) the underside of his penis to strangle the urethra, thus not making an actual emission. then at any point afterwards, once near an appropriate receptacle, he can release it and complete the emission. "

That's no magic trick. That's ignorance.


Several points I could make about why that's retarded. But. Why waste a load. Half the fun of cumming is pulling out and spraying her down. Nothing impresses a girl more than a huge load.

10/2/2013 7:08:34 AM

^I know das right.

10/2/2013 9:17:14 AM

i dont see how this could be helpful in any situation...just sayin

10/2/2013 9:27:04 AM

seems like this would burn

10/2/2013 9:46:18 AM

^^^ especially if she has knockers like this one.

10/2/2013 10:08:25 AM

this is somewhat true..

I have actually done this with a girl from tww many years ago..didnt want to make a mess in the car



..but you cant release it later..and its probably very bad for you

10/2/2013 11:01:24 AM

This thread is useless without pics.

10/2/2013 11:08:07 AM

idk why I didn't notice this thread before

but what she described is what I did the very first time I came

and it just dribbled out

never again

10/2/2013 1:15:05 PM

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"RETRO GRADE EJACULATION"

10/2/2013 10:20:43 PM