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5/15/2012 7:19:26 AM

I'll impregnate her. Anally.

5/15/2012 7:27:50 AM

5/15/2012 8:42:28 AM

DDK is a virgin, if you don't count anal!

5/30/2012 11:41:27 PM

this thread is horrible

5/30/2012 11:42:30 PM

this thread is horrible

5/30/2012 11:45:39 PM

i can't believe i thought this would be funny

5/30/2012 11:46:46 PM

I think it's just you.

5/30/2012 11:46:57 PM

ComputerGuy, you ruin everything you touch

5/30/2012 11:49:16 PM

Quote :

"I'll impregnate her. Anally."

Mud babies.

5/31/2012 9:49:20 AM

Is there a date yet?

5/31/2012 9:50:54 AM

That teddy bear is creepy, and I can't stop watching it. Where is that from?

5/31/2012 9:51:38 AM

The upcoming film, "Ted", the Seth MacFarlane vehicle about a magical childhood toy and the misadventures as he and the owner experience as they grow up.

5/31/2012 9:53:27 AM

5/31/2012 10:23:28 AM

fuck it

i thought it was funny for the thread

[Edited on May 31, 2012 at 11:38 AM. Reason : i'll be nice i suppose]

5/31/2012 11:32:28 AM

making jokes about how I abort fetuses. really glenn. really?

5/31/2012 11:33:45 AM

dont be ashamed

5/31/2012 11:50:27 AM

PLEASE LOCK

5/31/2012 12:04:48 PM

Ability to boil water gets you upgraded to the double secret higher priority impregnate list.

1. hey now

5/31/2012 12:10:43 PM

LOCK THIS THREAD TWICE FOR GOOD MEASURE

5/31/2012 12:13:36 PM

I'll boil your water and wash your feet, B.

5/31/2012 12:14:42 PM

i've had my feet washed. it's an underappreciated custom. i highly recommend it ddk

5/31/2012 12:18:45 PM

I attempted to fertilize her last night, but she brought her dog and I just can't perform with a canine audience. Peed in her butt instead. Roofies are in place for round 2, let's hope for successful coitus.

5/31/2012 12:40:34 PM

begonias would make a solid dude

someone get that lady a dick

5/31/2012 1:01:31 PM

hot

5/31/2012 2:27:59 PM

Quote :

"PEED IN'ER BUTT"

5/31/2012 2:30:20 PM

more like signup skeet, AMIRITE?

5/31/2012 9:19:23 PM

damn, I killed the hell out of this thread

9/3/2012 7:41:54 PM

i would have done it

but the hair is a total dealbreaker

9/3/2012 8:00:12 PM

GOOD

9/3/2012 8:07:39 PM

9/3/2012 8:08:26 PM

I'm not opposed to making future duke basketball players with her

9/3/2012 8:11:27 PM

did this work?

9/3/2012 8:52:57 PM

why duke basketball players?

9/3/2012 8:53:35 PM

ibtl

9/3/2012 8:55:54 PM