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6/7/2012 6:00:17 PM

I will just type my name at the end, like "Best Regards" or "Thank You" then my name. But none of the bullshit. If I want you to contact me by phone, I'll tell you my phone number.

With that said,

How many of your cum dumpsters include your signature when you send an e-mail to someone you fucking work with? Seriously, why would you do this? I know your fucking extension! I know your fucking e-mail address! I will never need to fax you or know your address (same as mine, durrrrrr)! Fuck you and the horse your rode in on.

6/7/2012 6:05:48 PM

Quote :

"How many of your cum dumpsters include your signature when you send an e-mail to someone you fucking work with?"

I'm not gonna manually delete my automated signature to appease someone

to add something productive to the thread though, my New Email signature contains more info than my abbreviated Reply signature

[Edited on June 7, 2012 at 6:07 PM. Reason : .]

6/7/2012 6:07:06 PM

I don't send emails. :shrug:

6/7/2012 6:12:12 PM

^^ So you admit you enjoy looking like a tool... (Pst. You usually can disable the automated signature).

6/7/2012 6:15:22 PM

Why do I want to disable an automated signature that I set up and automated, just so an anal coworker like you can bitch about something pointless?

and god forbid i send an email to a coworker, who forwards it to someone outside the company with something to the effect of "please see email, and feel free to contact TreeTwista10 with any questions, his contact info is below"

[Edited on June 7, 2012 at 6:19 PM. Reason : douche]

6/7/2012 6:17:27 PM

^ usually there's a little button you hit to add a signature. Seriously, your willful ignorance over your tooliness is hilarious.

And if people are going to be forwarding my shot outside the company, then they need to handle that shit.

6/7/2012 6:43:04 PM

I set my signatures up in outlook to automatically be inserted into messages

I have no idea what little button you're talking about

I use a big boy email program

6/7/2012 6:46:05 PM

nothing to see here

merbig just bitching about trivial shit again

bravo for having a job, though. i really pegged you as a "mom's basement" kinda guy

6/7/2012 6:47:48 PM

V/R,

Eaton Bush
Chief Bush Eater
328-2874




V/R = Very Respectfully

6/7/2012 7:36:23 PM

I, too, read Deadspin today.

6/7/2012 7:53:39 PM

Quote :

""

lolol.

6/7/2012 8:22:01 PM

6/7/2012 10:28:28 PM

Personal: none

Phone: oops...yeah I didn't delete that shit. My b; I wrote you from my iPhone.

Work: Name
Title + attorney I work under
Firm name
Address
Phone
Direct fax
Legal disclaimer

6/7/2012 10:40:38 PM

Quote :

""But I poop from there." - Annonymous""

hahahahahahahahaha

6/8/2012 9:22:42 AM

I have an automatic one for personal only because I would use it sometimes for school

And I actually got excited today because I realized in a few short weeks I get to change mine and put a real jerb title in it

6/8/2012 3:39:39 PM

I generally BCC the entire female staffers with the following: (for efficiency)

Quote :

" Hey [name], you're sexy: Please come pick up the pen that I accidentally dropped off my desk and let roll to the front of my office. Warmest, ------ DISCLOSURE: The information in this email is confidential if you know what I mean. If you are a female and interested in further discussing the legal intricacies of our confidential communication, please call my phone number tonight. This offer is open to you [wink wink]. If not interested, just throwing that out there and no harm, no foul. "

6/8/2012 7:11:15 PM