Don't worry, acraw, I think that you're pretty even if you do have tiny boobs. I'd take you out for dinner, ice cream, and probably a few drinks.

However, in the case that I drank heavily and we hooked up, I would most likely get whiskey dick... but blame my inability to maintain an erection on you and your bee stings. You know... making you think that the reason you couldn't satisfy me was because of your inadequacies in the bedroom. For real though... it would be because of too many gin and tonics.





[Edited on July 2, 2012 at 9:23 PM. Reason : redacted, so that ComputerGuy can get his swang on.]

7/2/2012 9:02:24 PM

[Edited on July 2, 2012 at 9:06 PM. Reason : stupid crazy code]

7/2/2012 9:06:41 PM

^ waaaaay off

7/2/2012 9:15:36 PM

I dunno, looks pretty similar to me.

7/2/2012 9:18:32 PM

Aacraw...you mighty fine, you don't need those enlarged mammograms for me to fall for youuuuuuuuuuuu

damn emce already went there.

[Edited on July 2, 2012 at 9:21 PM. Reason : kk]

7/2/2012 9:21:18 PM

^ I'll redact my statement if it will make your e-gaming flow easier.

7/2/2012 9:22:27 PM

Don't worry, acraw, I think that you're pretty even if you do have unidentified melons in this thread.. I'd take you out for dinner, ice cream, roofie colada and probably a few drinks to really add to the side affects if our date is going well.

However, in the case that I drank your spiked drinks and we attempt hooked up, I would most likely just pass out... but blame my inability to stay awake on you and your unrealistic expectations. You know... making you think that the reason you can't be satisfied by me was because of your inadequacies in the bedroom. For real though... it would be because of the spiked drinks.

7/2/2012 9:27:54 PM

7/2/2012 9:32:11 PM

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[Edited on July 2, 2012 at 9:36 PM. Reason : .]

7/2/2012 9:35:41 PM

Acraw, I need some pics in order to make a fair determination.

7/2/2012 9:55:21 PM

^ tell me who you are first

7/2/2012 10:54:36 PM

I am Eaton Bush.
I'm not just a name. I'm an action.

7/2/2012 10:56:36 PM

I'll tell you who i am if you give me pics

7/2/2012 10:56:45 PM

EMCE that gif is exactly what my boobs are like....EXACTLY

7/2/2012 11:02:15 PM

Your boobs are big green water balloons?

Death by boobification.

7/2/2012 11:06:28 PM

ok maybe not exactly...they're brown water balloons

7/2/2012 11:07:16 PM

But they still explode in your face and knock you back...

...purportedly.

7/2/2012 11:11:42 PM

Will one cover my face like that?

7/2/2012 11:12:07 PM

I have determined that the boobs are a 99.9% match with the picture next to it in smoothcrim's post.

7/2/2012 11:12:58 PM

Quote :

"I dunno, looks pretty similar to me."

Nah, different. That girl has her shoulders shrugged a little to accentuate the b00bs.

7/2/2012 11:13:45 PM

The fatty, thick area of the arm,
The tips of the hair
Thickness of the hair
Color of the skin
boobs hang to the upper creases of her arm

7/2/2012 11:17:23 PM

Yes...either one of my boobs is bigger than Skwinkle's head

too lazy to link a photo, but yeah it's a funny comparison

[Edited on July 2, 2012 at 11:18 PM. Reason : I think smoothcrim is close]

7/2/2012 11:17:27 PM

sherite

7/2/2012 11:22:31 PM

Yep. One could definitely die from boobification there.

7/2/2012 11:26:34 PM

hahaha I love that photo so much skwink

7/2/2012 11:49:45 PM

keeeeyum?

7/31/2012 6:28:51 PM

Hers were bigger

[Edited on July 31, 2012 at 7:34 PM. Reason : and not that skinny ]

7/31/2012 7:33:48 PM

Kiwi

7/31/2012 8:08:29 PM

nope. kiwi aint that big

7/31/2012 8:13:56 PM

not veiny enough

7/31/2012 8:56:33 PM

did djeternal upload the rack pic?

(cause he uploaded the pic right before that one was uploaded)

7/31/2012 8:58:56 PM

I may have finally identified the rack in question

8/6/2012 12:40:37 PM

suspicions are who?

8/6/2012 12:45:05 PM

I can officially deny that I did not upload that picture

But I would like to know who it is

8/6/2012 12:46:05 PM

Yeah, keeeeyum had gigantic tits

8/6/2012 1:29:42 PM

also a cop

8/6/2012 10:21:03 PM

Did someone say keeeeeyum's tits?

[Edited on August 6, 2012 at 11:43 PM. Reason : dont mind me. i just chime in on unimportant things to avoid just lurking.]

8/6/2012 11:41:32 PM

yo you needsta stop lurkin

8/6/2012 11:46:56 PM

I'm not lurking. I posted. And I check my inbox to see if it is green with more acraw hottness

[Edited on August 6, 2012 at 11:50 PM. Reason : blasted tablet typing]

8/6/2012 11:50:23 PM

Why so much time and resources dedicated to finding the owner of such a mediocre pair of boobs?

Attention whoring by proxy

8/7/2012 9:51:59 AM

Oh well....

8/7/2012 9:54:58 AM

Is there something you would like to share with us, sawahash?

8/7/2012 11:48:09 AM

oh shit, it's the legendary sawahash "before" picture

8/7/2012 12:45:44 PM

8/7/2012 1:57:56 PM

Wait for the boy who pursues you, the one who will make an ordinary moment seem magical, the kind of boy who brings out the best in you & makes you want to be a better person. Wait for the boy who will be your best friend, the only person who will drop everything to be with you at anytime no matter what the circumstances. Wait for the boy who makes you smile like no one else & when he smiles you know he needs you. Wait for the boy who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats & have no makeup on, but appreciates it when you get dolled up for him & most of all wait for the boy

8/7/2012 8:32:41 PM

^^^lol, not a chance that's sawahash.

8/7/2012 11:26:42 PM

yeah...mine are still bigger than that

8/8/2012 8:34:11 PM

Lies

8/8/2012 9:37:40 PM

^^ false... and I've seen them

8/8/2012 10:08:55 PM

Set em up ---------->

8/8/2012 10:12:27 PM