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BigHitSunday
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7/18/2012 10:47:41 PM

BlackJesus
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Cock lookers itt



7/18/2012 10:51:43 PM

rwoody
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sounds like there is a middle-aged lady that needs to be arrested for rape. what kind of 18 yr old fucks a 10 yr old?

surely his fucked up brain is related to this incident.

7/18/2012 10:57:10 PM

BigHitSunday
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dont hate

^^i dont think the guy standing above is gay, he is not aroused by this shit he is only collecting a check

[Edited on July 18, 2012 at 10:59 PM. Reason : t]

7/18/2012 10:58:46 PM

0EPII1
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"It's a shame if that guy isn't banging bitches left and right


Gotta use the talents you were blessed with"


that dick is basically useless.

it would be very difficult to have sex with it. unless he is doing anal, in which case, well, there were pics of arms elbow deep (shoulder?) in dudes' asses on here a few days ago.

7/18/2012 11:01:51 PM

BigHitSunday
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how difficult would it be to have sex with it, OEPII1?

[Edited on July 18, 2012 at 11:02 PM. Reason : k]

7/18/2012 11:02:39 PM

0EPII1
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email him

YouThinkYouAreBigBHS.Huh@falcon.com

7/18/2012 11:13:34 PM

TreeTwista10
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"it would be very difficult to have sex with it. unless he is doing anal"


wut

7/18/2012 11:45:58 PM

Shadowrunner
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"it would be very difficult to have sex with it. unless he is doing anal, in which case, well, there were pics of arms elbow deep (shoulder?) in dudes' asses on here a few days ago."


I don't care WHAT the context is. If this guy pulls his dick out and asks, "Anal?", the ONLY appropriate response is to start running as fast as you possibly can.

7/18/2012 11:51:02 PM

acraw
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lol...

Opie needs to clarify that statement.

PS- It's all about the girth anyway

7/18/2012 11:53:05 PM

BigHitSunday
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acraw do you like your nuts big or small

7/18/2012 11:54:03 PM

acraw
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big nuts are smelly

7/18/2012 11:56:52 PM

BigHitSunday
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lol

7/19/2012 12:00:22 AM

BlackJesus
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RAMMER JAMMER

7/19/2012 12:01:22 AM

mytwocents
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I'm gonna go ahead and bet this guy is the worst lay ever...guys with big dicks that have an ego about it tend to think that that's all they need to contribute to the act. It's sad really...real waste of a dick.

7/19/2012 12:05:20 AM

BigHitSunday
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this guy wouldnt even be able to properly grape a chick in the parking lot in the twilight

7/19/2012 12:06:33 AM

0EPII1
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"GRAPE

A

CHICK"


I am just saying, a vagina is 4 to 6 inches deep. He would have to do it gingerly, because pounding the cervix is painful for the chick. He can barely fit just half of it in.

BTW, I am surprised he has had the the following roles:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon#Acting_credits

7/19/2012 12:48:53 AM

theDuke866
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That hog is a force of nature.

^ given average dimensions of tab-a and slot-b, i've wondered how do most dudes not hit bottom in most women with every stroke (or at least every stroke like you mean it)?

[Edited on July 19, 2012 at 12:53 AM. Reason : ]

7/19/2012 12:49:33 AM

BigHitSunday
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thats what she said

7/19/2012 12:50:23 AM

TreeTwista10
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"vagina is 4 to 6 inches deep"


no dude with a 4 incher is hitting the cervix, neither are most dudes with a 6 incher

and how deep is an anus? let alone the fact that most buttholes are much tigher than vag holes

7/19/2012 12:50:53 AM

BigHitSunday
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i heard that black womens vaginas sit at a more acute angle than white womens and are slightly offset

7/19/2012 12:51:48 AM

0EPII1
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i looked it up, and i am kind of right. unaroused, 3 to 5 inches. aroused, vast majority are between 5 and 8 inches deep. regardless, they aren't 13 inches deep, not even close.

as for anuses, as i said:

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"there were pics of arms elbow deep (shoulder?) in dudes' asses on here a few days ago"


but yeah, those are freaks, and normal gay people wouldn't want anything like that.

7/19/2012 12:59:59 AM

Mulva
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^I bet you'd like that, though.

7/19/2012 1:06:17 AM

mytwocents
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I can't believe he didn't get an Emmy nod for his role as 'Juror no 2' on L&O

7/19/2012 2:30:14 AM

Moox
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http://www.efukt.com/2166_Goth_Orgy.html

A challenger appears.

7/19/2012 5:12:52 AM

Eaton Bush
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So, any chicks here want to ride that dick?

7/19/2012 6:44:41 AM

GREEN JAY
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she likes me for me, not because of my 13.5 inch penis

7/19/2012 1:58:44 PM

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