What's the different between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?



The pile of dead babies are expired infantile homo sapien corpses while bowling balls are round apparatuses made out of ceramic and polyurethane weighing between 6 and 16 pounds used to knock down bowling pins.

7/21/2012 7:20:38 PM

What do you get when you cross one Barium and Two sodium?.... Banana!

7/23/2012 11:30:28 AM

why didn't the two skeletons go to the haunted halloween social dance?

They were jewish skeletons

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7/23/2012 11:43:18 AM

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" why dont you play poker in the jungle? too many cheetahs."

Cheetahs do not live in the jungle. Their natural habitats are the open plains of the african serengheti.

7/23/2012 11:49:47 AM

What do you get when you pour root beer into a square mug?

7/23/2012 11:50:52 AM

a delicious beverage that can be enjoyed by children and adults alike!

7/23/2012 12:01:09 PM

Why are there no pharmacies in the jungle?

The human population density in any jungle environment is too low to merit a positive net profit from building and sustaining a pharmacy.

7/23/2012 12:06:02 PM

what do you call a hooker with a pink iPod?

7/23/2012 12:10:52 PM

lol, this is a great thread!


Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today?

He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

7/23/2012 12:12:50 PM

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No?



Well, it's really nice.

7/23/2012 12:18:41 PM

Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar?

He was under 21

7/23/2012 12:24:25 PM

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. He quickly leaves and calls the police. A shop that openly sells bombs is extremely dangerous and illegal. The Muslim is praised for his civil duty and generally respected in his community.

7/23/2012 12:26:48 PM

What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt?

Well, although they did come to fame in the same era of American society, there are no real connections that can be made between the band and the race car driver.

7/23/2012 1:16:16 PM

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"What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends. "

7/23/2012 3:42:15 PM

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

7/23/2012 4:58:54 PM

What did the black guy at food lion do when the guy in front of him got the last watermelon?

He paid for the items in his shopping basket and went home to fix dinner.

7/23/2012 5:34:58 PM

Looks like someone found https://twitter.com/AntiJokeApple

7/23/2012 6:26:41 PM

or as posted on the first page

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"http://anti-joke.com"

7/24/2012 9:09:30 AM

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"What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends. "

how its done

7/26/2012 3:55:00 AM

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"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

nice

7/26/2012 9:45:25 AM