i had vegetable lasagna for dinner last night.

7/25/2012 4:36:51 PM

I like watermelon, grape soda and fried chicken.

7/25/2012 4:39:46 PM

Quote :

"My turkey sandwich has mayo on it."

mine has turkey on it

7/25/2012 4:40:32 PM

when walking abreast down a hallway with my friends, i move aside to allow others to easily pass

7/25/2012 4:41:11 PM

i play golf and am a member of a country club

and i can swim

[Edited on July 25, 2012 at 4:42 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/25/2012 4:42:22 PM

I say things like "I'm not a racist person, but..."

7/25/2012 4:43:49 PM

I got sunburned.

7/25/2012 5:06:44 PM

i'm told through various forms of media that i didn't earn anything good that i have in my life despite having worked harder than a large majority of the population because someone else's ancestors were rich and we have the same skin tone.

7/25/2012 5:10:03 PM

i dislike obama

7/25/2012 5:18:09 PM

i pronounce "ask" as "ask"

[Edited on July 25, 2012 at 5:27 PM. Reason : and i don't have extra bones in my legs]

7/25/2012 5:20:55 PM