Likely story

11/7/2014 2:45:36 PM

ready

11/7/2014 2:55:14 PM

I love you

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

11/7/2014 5:27:05 PM

my question is

11/7/2014 6:10:13 PM

Kinda

11/9/2014 1:31:11 AM

Fuck we lost again.

11/9/2014 6:04:32 PM

Quid pro quo

11/9/2014 6:36:32 PM

sup

11/9/2014 7:36:42 PM

literally
ultimately
listen to this shit

11/9/2014 10:44:15 PM

Buttmunch

11/10/2014 10:25:43 AM

son of a

11/10/2014 10:42:11 AM

At the end of the day (when trying to explain to people shit that needs to happen)
Honestly (when not satisfied with the current work stream)
To each his own (when your opinion is stupid but I want to sound nice)

11/10/2014 10:47:10 AM

dude

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

11/10/2014 11:03:53 AM

That's crazy/incredible/insane (when I'm bored about what someone is talking about but they seem to be trying to impress me with something, usually a customer)
Boss: The bottom line is...
Old illiterate coworker: The thing of it is...

[Edited on November 10, 2014 at 12:28 PM. Reason : bottom not butt me]

11/10/2014 12:28:00 PM

"Pops up" - In reference to statistical modeling. Everyone says it all the time. Very annoying.

11/10/2014 1:41:13 PM

"I'm going to have to put this cold, hard board under you.... I know, I know, it's not going to feel very good, but we're going to work fast so it won't be there long, okay?"

11/10/2014 1:46:39 PM