ITT, quag goes full retard

8/10/2012 12:44:25 PM

only on tww can people be lambasted for something so fucking stupid.

8/10/2012 12:46:14 PM

I know it hurts your feeling thumper, but this thread is no longer about you. Try to claim you're not fat in another thread.

As for quag...I share his "lack of visitation to porn sites". But it still happens randomly (mostly from this site) and every now and then on purpose, and when it does happen, the cam girls are always there. They are unavoidable. So he just needs to take his medicine and back-out of this thread.

8/10/2012 12:52:11 PM

weird al is more attractive to me as a fat man

8/10/2012 12:55:32 PM

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"I know it hurts your feeling thumper, but this thread is no longer about you. Try to claim you're not fat in another thread. "

i have actually been doing the opposite, bricky boy.

ahem....



there's no point in trying to argue with anyone, because the only person whose opinion really matters is mine. and arguing with some of you people gives you way too much pleasure, because i get riled up and go on and on, which gives you even more enjoyment.

so i'll just play along. fatty mcfat cheating divorced mcfatty ugly butter teeth obese bitch.

8/10/2012 12:59:24 PM

is that chick with the cookie on her shoulder a twwer?

8/10/2012 1:00:27 PM

not that i know of

just a typical fatty on the internet

8/10/2012 1:02:01 PM

fuuuuuuuuuccckkkk, now I want a cookie

8/10/2012 1:05:01 PM

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"ITT, quag goes full retard"

how? i haven't had a pop-up from redtube in years...am i going full retard because i don't suck using the internet?

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"They are unavoidable. So he just needs to take his medicine and back-out of this thread."

the thing is, though...that's not true at all

it's completely avoidable, it just appears that most people are too stupid to avoid them

i can't imagine visiting torrent or porn sites WITHOUT adblock and noscript both...it never once occurred to me that you people didn't have common sense...it's like y'all WANT to get some sort of intarweb AIDS

8/10/2012 1:05:28 PM

EMCE i make some pretty kick-ass cookies

8/10/2012 1:09:48 PM

her t shirt looks like it says harnett

8/10/2012 1:10:57 PM

Well, yeah....obviously your cookies are tasty.

/fat joke.





Seriously, give me some cookies please

8/10/2012 1:12:36 PM

my cookies bring all the boys to the yard
and even some of the girls

no really, i cook a lot of stuff but desserts are my specialty, and cookies are what i do best

8/10/2012 1:19:55 PM

Did someone say something about cookies?

8/10/2012 1:20:47 PM

yes, yes i did
i think i'll bake some tonight
for my friend who is visiting tomorrow

i hope it doesn't rain
then our pool time will not happen
and we'll have to find something to do indoors

8/10/2012 1:25:13 PM

what kind of cookie is your specialty? i love cookies but the stuff in them doesn't like me

8/10/2012 1:26:09 PM

i'll give you my top 3

white chocolate macadamia nut (standard recipe, nothing fancy)
oatmeal raisin (with a secret ingredient that somehow makes them amazing, so i'm told)
peanut butter Snickers (which is a peanut butter cookie that gets baked with a mini Snickers bite in the center of it)

8/10/2012 1:29:50 PM

8/10/2012 1:30:29 PM

i can't see whatever ^he posted

but i like how we went from "pick on thumper" to "what kinda porn is watched while jacking off" to "homemade cookies"

8/10/2012 1:32:13 PM

I have an app on my phone that alerts me anytime cookies are mentioned on the internet

8/10/2012 1:34:28 PM

8/10/2012 1:35:55 PM

Never thought I'd see the day where Quagmire out-fagged himself, but lo and behold, here we are.

8/10/2012 1:43:05 PM

I'M SO AWESOME AT THE INTERNET I'VE NEVER ENCOUNTERED A SINGLE CAM-GIRL ADVERTISEMENT.

8/10/2012 1:53:52 PM

ok i get a cam girl advertisement pop-up every single fucking time i go to redtube or youporn

i mean, not that i ever actually visit those sites or anything

but if i did, i would get them

8/10/2012 1:56:07 PM

mmm, cookies?

8/10/2012 2:00:30 PM

ok those look awesome, but how the hell did that person get those chocolate bars to keep their shape?!?!??!

8/10/2012 2:02:18 PM

Put them on when cooking was almost done?

8/10/2012 2:05:09 PM

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"ok i get a cam girl advertisement pop-up every single fucking time i go to redtube or youporn i mean, not that i ever actually visit those sites or anything but if i did, i would get them"

that's why xhamster is so much better

not that i ever actually visit that site or anything.

8/10/2012 2:06:41 PM

Buy the bars that contain more parafin/wax, that's how they hold their shape.

When the wax ( coated on the chocolate) cools, it molds to whatever shape.

8/10/2012 2:07:45 PM

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"Never thought I'd see the day where Quagmire out-fagged himself, but lo and behold, here we are."

how? yeah, that's what i thought

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"I'M SO AWESOME AT THE INTERNET I'VE NEVER ENCOUNTERED A SINGLE CAM-GIRL ADVERTISEMENT."

no, you're far too stupid to use the free tools available to pretty much everyone

sorry you struggle with this new-fangled intarweb thing

this wasn't a pop-up, but i thought synapse and Slave Famous would love it



*fap fap fap*

[Edited on August 10, 2012 at 2:11 PM. Reason : pic]

8/10/2012 2:08:41 PM

8/10/2012 2:12:44 PM

Can't run extensions in incognito mode

That's the problem, quag

[Edited on August 10, 2012 at 2:13 PM. Reason : But he mad]

8/10/2012 2:13:17 PM

^ afraid someone will know you're looking at porn? or do you do it at work?

8/10/2012 2:13:53 PM

I'm not sure I understand the question. Could you repeat it, maybe a little less like a cunt.

8/10/2012 2:35:01 PM

so in addition to being ashamed to be looking at porn, you're a little slow on the uptake, too?

8/10/2012 2:46:26 PM

ITT, quagmire02 doesn't get the most obvious reference on the planet, tries to attribute it to his "unique" refusal to pay for porn.

8/10/2012 3:02:07 PM

He is the worst. A real shit sandwich.

8/10/2012 3:10:36 PM

you must watch A LOT of porn if that was the obvious reference on the planet...how are you not blind, yet?

do you understand the purpose of quotation marks? i don't recall referring to myself or action as unique, so i assume you're quoting someone else? or are you also too stupid to use adblock/noscript correctly and are taking out your frustration on someone who isn't?

how many times do you think i can insult mods for being dumb before they get the balls to put me in suspenders? or do you think they're pussying out because it's true?

8/10/2012 3:12:00 PM

8/10/2012 3:16:43 PM

^ is that an archaeological dig? what site?

8/10/2012 3:17:34 PM

i wonder what they're looking for...stratification isn't right for dinosaur bones

8/10/2012 3:18:21 PM

It's the dig looking for quag's common sense. He keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper and isn't finding it.

8/10/2012 3:21:01 PM

in what way am i not using common sense? by protecting myself from pop-ups/javascript/viruses/whatever when doing things on teh intarwebs that may lead to such things?

yeah, that's just SILLY

8/10/2012 3:22:20 PM

I wonder if it is the Mayan ruins?

maybe they will find pottery sherds. thanks Archeology 150 or whatever.

8/10/2012 3:22:31 PM

it's a well

8/10/2012 3:23:05 PM

They're going to find one of quag's ancestors. He was SO good at avoiding Sabretooth Tigers.

8/10/2012 3:24:16 PM

probably

8/10/2012 3:25:01 PM

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"it's a well"

8/10/2012 3:29:27 PM

This thread had potential.

8/11/2012 12:29:32 PM

set em up for Minka -------------->

8/11/2012 12:47:21 PM