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11/27/2012 3:08:36 PM

We got rep on tww?

11/27/2012 4:49:36 PM

11/28/2012 10:20:11 AM

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"We got rep on tww?"

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11/28/2012 10:26:45 AM

11/28/2012 9:36:38 PM

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"1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. 3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. 4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. 5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. 6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. 7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree. 8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine. 9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t. 10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup. 11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30. 12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze. 13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. 14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. 15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth. 16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. 17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River. 18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut. 19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do. 20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. 21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. 22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. 23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. 24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. 25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up."

http://writingenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/12/the-25-funniest-analogies-collected-by-high-school-english-teachers/

11/29/2012 7:14:50 PM

^Haha that's good

11/29/2012 7:23:09 PM

they're not from high school students. here's the actual list if anyone cares: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/16/AR2007031600738.html

11/29/2012 7:28:34 PM

11/30/2012 4:27:41 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=b98qCmhKy-c#!

Did this dude really just eat a roach and puke, and then leave it in his music video?

11/30/2012 4:45:49 PM

12/2/2012 10:07:57 AM

rooflz: http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2012/12/03/tumblr-worm/

12/3/2012 6:56:08 PM

12/3/2012 9:40:20 PM

12/4/2012 9:01:31 PM

5200 mm Canon camera lens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRq18WpQZC0

12/14/2012 6:13:13 AM

12/14/2012 7:23:01 AM

Here is a really odd video involving a rape set to a creey/shitty song. Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1cejUxjOk

6/10/2013 3:44:28 PM

8/1/2013 2:07:25 PM

Buddhist Jordanian composition

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wlaZSx6tqRo

8/2/2013 1:42:14 AM

Anti-evolution shirt

9/19/2013 10:17:33 PM

9/20/2013 11:19:58 AM

Wtf... are you allowed to go on to an escalator with one of those things??? Why the hell would you try to go up with that thing? Death wish?

9/20/2013 11:46:07 AM

10/8/2013 1:18:29 PM

http://touch.dangerousminds.net/dangerousminds/#!/entry/the-alarm-clock-for-women-who-want-to-get-up,525ff509aa4ed386626fc9b6/3

10/17/2013 11:36:46 PM

10/30/2013 12:31:02 PM

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10/31/2013 5:36:37 PM

I noticed that Dance Before the Police Come! album was from the same group that put out "Raving I'm Raving" (a rave-themed parody of Marc Cohn's 1991 hit "Walking in Memphis" released that same year).

Anyway, here's why Chinese students don't just speak English when around Americans...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgN7TsL8DtY

11/3/2013 1:33:40 PM

11/3/2013 4:19:55 PM

It's almost like infants have some sort of primitive reflex to grasp things that touch their palms. We really should get some doctors to research it.

11/3/2013 4:44:18 PM

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"This NZ sheep avoided shearing for 6 years by hiding in caves ... it had enough fleece for 20 suits when it was finally sheared."

so... how come it grows so much? wild sheep (the few that exist) don't look like that in nature, do they? do wild sheep even exist?

11/4/2013 12:47:32 AM

Bahahahaha busted!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/01/husband-told-to-hit-the-r_n_4192552.html

Lingerie Photos Land Drooling Husband In Hot Water

Dude sees Kelly Brook's pics on http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2478798/Kelly-Brook-poses-festive-lingerie-line-New-Look.html and comments:

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"She is so sexy, I would leave my wife and kids for one night with her!"

But forgets his comments are linked to his FB page... oops!

11/4/2013 3:58:07 PM

In case your cock is too thin, thick, or long (or short, a lot of unrolled latex at the base is apparently a big problem) for the narrow range of sizes the FDA allows for condoms, here's how to get TheyFit in the USA: http://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/comments/1q6bh0/theyfit_usa_hack/

11/9/2013 10:03:11 PM

11/12/2013 12:22:01 PM

What 9 Current World Leaders Were Doing In Their 20s

http://www.policymic.com/articles/73167/what-9-world-leaders-were-doing-in-their-20s

With pics!

11/13/2013 10:54:48 AM

coach kent murphy breaking down baseball (especially if you ever played)... "from a fundamental standpoint"

especially this bunting one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctFf91EUUTw

11/14/2013 1:26:13 PM

this looks great... anybody ever seen it out and about?

11/14/2013 10:59:53 PM

^If you delete the bicycle thing, she looks like any old white girl trying to dance to rap music.

...and yes, I've seen them out and about.

11/15/2013 12:19:29 AM

^ lol you are right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLfUgXcvq4g

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"I see this guy dancing almost every day on the treadmill. Had to share. Enjoy!"

Wow, dude has some incredible balance and coordination!

11/15/2013 2:47:37 AM

11/16/2013 4:00:46 PM

dude walks on a wall at 1:30

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1386315478279925&id=236486913157711&_rdr

11/17/2013 6:00:28 PM

for when you're ready to bug out and the fit hits the shan: http://imgur.com/gallery/5r5aD

11/25/2013 8:22:00 AM

^ nice

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11/28/2013 11:03:10 PM

12/4/2013 5:01:28 PM

Vitali Klitschko and Arnold, two great champions, 'miring each other

12/7/2013 4:54:22 PM

These 23 Photos Were Taken A SECOND Before Disaster Struck. OMG!

http://www.viralnova.com/23-disaster-pictures/

Just 2 of the 23 pics:

12/12/2013 3:58:14 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/the-apocalyptic-aftermath-of-washington-dcs-snowstorm-yester

12/14/2013 5:36:10 PM

12/15/2013 10:30:34 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy0c-EfRhOA

12/15/2013 11:22:39 PM

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