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9/15/2012 8:19:37 PM

9/15/2012 8:26:09 PM

Last post do me!

9/15/2012 8:37:20 PM

I'd do ya

9/15/2012 8:40:45 PM

paerabol has been checkin my package.

9/15/2012 8:41:07 PM

9/15/2012 8:50:24 PM

Lol I love this thread.

9/15/2012 10:52:31 PM

Let's see if I'm as invisible as I think I am.

9/16/2012 12:04:01 AM

begonias - a brilliant debutante, peerless in both femininity and class. it is rumored that the day she first surrenders herself to a worthy suitor will mark the end of all evil in the world, ushering in the new eden and drawing christ himself down from the heavens

raiden - aren't you an engineer or something? I can't think of anything in particular I associate you with other than



merbig - an ornery character with occasionally useful contributions to legitimate discussion

adder - no idea, but your name makes me imagine a badass snake lurking in a forest of keyboards

elkaybie - can't really say independent of your IRL personality but I think (hope) you're the only person on the planet that can read my mind. oh wait i know you post in that "ladies talk shop" thread a lot because I feel like every time I see it you were the last post

BanjoMan - i remember you posting about something you were wanting to try to learn maybe a year or so ago, I believe it was a non-banjo musical instrument? I remember because I was also interested but I really can't place what it was

bdmazur - i can't think of anything other than seeing your name a lot when i lurk sports talk

NeuseRvrRat - fishin' and guns and a man's man that'll be just fine if the world devolves in December

IMStoned420 - still remember you stopping by my old place years ago. but that was a long time ago and my mental image of you has since shaped into something akin to a less annoying, non-ginger seth green. did you ever deliver pizzas?

DamnStraight - all grow'd up, man. job, wife, house, the works, with just a little less biomass in your front yard. and the quickest way to my good side is to compliment my truck

Klatypus - quite the fiesty one. i really have no idea other than you're probably a freaking handful. I'd imagine you to be an adventurous lover, but I've been underwhelmed before

BigEgo - i seem to remember you making me laugh more than most on here. and that fake FB thing would be kinda iffy if it weren't freaking hilarious, so kudos and keep up the good work

elise - i'm sorry but i'll never be able to think of you without thinking about all the "elise's pussy" threads. i know you're a saintly, beautiful woman but dammit that shit makes me laugh. actually that's probably why it makes me laugh.

TreeTwista10 - other than the fact that i don't smoke anymore i think you and i have some things in common. i can't really think of specifics, but maybe guns or bikes or skyrim or something? and your dedication--100k+ posts, most with some sort of legitimate content...impressive, sir.

aaronburro - ah, aaronburro. i sometimes confuse you with merbig; not by name, but by attitude...persistent anger and stubbornness that I would consider blatant trolling were it not for the occasional revelation of your human side

rtc407 - another IRL difficulty. i feel like every time i see you you've got some new awesome news--i graduated went to i'm getting married went to i'm having a kid...i may be off on my timeline but damn man stop making the rest of us look bad

richthofen - nope, no such luck. your name sticks out because i can't figure out what the fuck it means or how to pronounce it. also another guy i associate with the garage

9/16/2012 4:50:20 AM

wut

9/16/2012 4:52:02 AM

BubbleBobble - k

9/16/2012 4:53:56 AM

9/16/2012 4:57:11 AM

9/16/2012 5:04:36 AM

The5thsoth - is a fucking VIKING of a man \m/

9/16/2012 5:10:53 AM

Me next

9/16/2012 9:16:24 AM

~

9/16/2012 9:27:50 AM

9/16/2012 10:34:10 AM

proceed sir.

9/16/2012 10:38:59 AM

Do me too!

9/16/2012 11:08:02 AM

Quote :

"Do me too!"

9/16/2012 11:12:17 AM

Meeeeeee

9/16/2012 11:19:27 AM

Ooh, pick me, pick me!

9/16/2012 11:30:15 AM

i'll bite

9/16/2012 11:33:57 AM

you best not say the wrong things boy

9/16/2012 11:44:50 AM

Post

9/16/2012 12:15:01 PM

o hai

9/16/2012 12:33:46 PM

9/16/2012 12:35:29 PM

post

9/16/2012 12:36:38 PM

I'll saddle up and ride this thread

9/16/2012 12:37:44 PM

embarrass me, birthday boy

9/16/2012 12:56:27 PM

I want in on this!

9/16/2012 1:49:15 PM

9/16/2012 3:29:25 PM

Samwise16 - i feel like you should dress like a bavarian beer girl as a matter of course and speak with a hybrid german and southern accent. And then teach graduate physics courses

EMCE - emce is the substrate upon which tww is cultured; the ether through which our ideas travel. he is ubiquitous, benevolent, ethereal. radioshack represent

Jeepman - again, IRL. talk about another king of kings though. definitely on the short list of people i'd call when fire rains from the sky, or you know, when I fuck up my truck. tell your sister i said hi

Beethoven - I feel like you're a tall, elegant woman, regally disposed, that is well read and has a great dane curled up on the persian rug by the fireplace

DivaBaby19 - light of my life. girl i promise you'll get to braid my hair before i cut it off

yuffie_chan - i pretty much imagine a mudkip buried in a sea of stuffed pokemon animals. your sex toys are probably usb-powered

crazy_carl - genuinely hilarious dude, good folks in my book. also you crack me up online almost as much as IRL and your dog still owns my bar

chocolatervh - cool dude with the patience of a saint. I appreciate both your taste in musical instruments and your proclivity for pimptasticism

ActionPants - looks great taped to a wall. should quit being lame and COME VISIT WHEN JUSTIN IS IN TOWN YOU FREAKING ASS HAT

H8R - i think if you ever hooked up with iheartkisses the world would explode into a cascade of besitos

hypaone - i feel like if an orgasm could speak, its voice would be that of hypaone's

Jaybee1200 - i want to arm wrestle you one day. this guy is a great example of work hard, play harder. got nothin but respeck here

WillemJoel - i'm pretty sure you've got more ammo to embarrass me with than i do you. i appreciate the fact that you're a hard-working dude that will probably always be a kid at heart, and we're both with hair stylists so that makes us scissor sisters i think. or shear queers.

Wraith - i like the cut of your jib, sailor. for some reason i picture you as a nazgul-like figure galloping about on his shadowy horse, red-coloured eyes of course, warning us all that the british are coming. consistency be damned

synapse - i know your name well and feel that you're a good dude with your head on straight, but i can't think of anything in particular. that probably means that you're a real person and not one of you people

[Edited on September 16, 2012 at 3:59 PM. Reason : synapse]

9/16/2012 3:56:06 PM

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" Biofreak70 - having a hard time distinguishing your TWW personality from your IRL"

We all do

9/16/2012 4:01:17 PM

Haha, that's awesome. A Great Dane is my dog of choice.

9/16/2012 4:01:26 PM

It's actually kinda hard to do this for people I know IRL (and I didn't realize just how many of you I do know) because I filter everything they post through the personality that I'm familiar with. So I can't really distinguish a tww-only impression

[Edited on September 16, 2012 at 4:11 PM. Reason : ^ but pretty wide miss elsewhere? ]

9/16/2012 4:08:04 PM

ha great thread!

9/16/2012 4:21:46 PM

Hahaha

Even though the most I can teach about physics is why gravity exists

9/16/2012 4:47:12 PM

Post.

9/16/2012 4:49:52 PM

Sweet jesus.

9/16/2012 4:54:56 PM

Quote :

"Even though the most I can teach about physics is why gravity exists"

... can you really? i'll bet you can't.

9/16/2012 4:59:49 PM

I'll post in here.

9/16/2012 5:11:14 PM

I'll visit next time I'm not hacking up a lung. I was just visiting this weekend too

9/16/2012 5:41:09 PM

Sweet! I sound like an orgasm. Let me talk to you, ladies...

9/16/2012 9:12:18 PM

Post

9/16/2012 10:08:37 PM

me

9/16/2012 10:10:00 PM

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"IM field football, fly fishing, thick trampy women and kicking ass. Mild resentment toward own race. Good dude overall."

I read this in Rorschach's voice. Did not disappoint. Me next?

9/16/2012 10:14:48 PM

Sorry for delay guys I haven't bailed...today is my bday and not trying to keep up with my computer. Will update tomorrow

9/16/2012 10:28:40 PM

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"nope, no such luck. your name sticks out because i can't figure out what the fuck it means or how to pronounce it. also another guy i associate with the garage"

Be confused no more. The name comes from the Baron Mannfred von Richthofen, world war I flying ace, AKA the Red Baron. Pronunciation is, approximately, Rickt-hoe-fen.

9/17/2012 1:31:44 AM

Restricted - appear to be a credit to the RPD, hope I have the pleasure of getting pulled over by you one day!

Smath74 - OG TWW, a founding father. I'm pretty sure your signature is at the bottom of the source code. Smath4President

bbehe -another military dude, now back in the civilian world augmenting his education. seems to be good people, fair winds and following seas sir

Arab13 - dude likes fast cars and lookin' good doin it. Since I associate you with the garage and arabs, I pretty much imagine you drifting sandy roads through crowds of people or ghost-riding in loose white clothing

simonn - not a whole lot comes to mind in particular but you've always seemed pretty chill. I think I give you the benefit of the doubt because I know some chick named simone that sucks in the worst way and I try not to let that affect my perception

Kickstand - honestly man i've seen your name a lot but haven't formed an opinion. you'd better be on top of shit from now on though because i'm gonna scrutinize every one of your posts until i do

mdozer73 - I don't know why but I always imagine billy bob from varsity blues



ShawnaC123 - I know you have a pulitzer prize-winning book in that mired head of yours if you'd just try. I also feel like you would have been fast friends with Donna from That 70's Show

EuroTitToss - you get a Dubbie award for "most hilariously odd user name." I don't really know anything about you but you seem to be a genuine contributor rather than an alias, which makes your user name that much more awesome


^ oh cool, thanks for the info

9/17/2012 8:45:07 PM