I believe the conspiracy engaged by higher-ups at UNC to keep athletes eligible by enrolling them in false and/or no-show classes, engaging tutors to submit work on behalf of the athletes, and otherwise using academic fraud to further their athletic programs.

9/18/2012 2:59:03 PM

David Stern forced Michael Jordan to take a year off to get his gambling under control

9/18/2012 3:02:47 PM

Conspiracy Theory Beliefs from thewolfweb.com	
Username	Conspiracy Theory
begonias	Oswald did not kill JFK
djeternal	Moon Landing is Faked
GeniusXboy	New World Order has script that controls politics and policy
jbrick83	Coach K faked back problems to get out of horrible season
MinkaGrl01	Oswald did not kill JFK
mrfrog	AIDS possibly man-made
mrfrog	Pearl Harbor had advance notice
screentest	Oswald did not kill JFK
screentest	James Earl Ray didn't act alone
screentest	CIA sold drugs to US citizens and introduced crack into inner cities
screentest	WTC 7 was controlled demolition
screentest	Federal public education created intentionally to brainwash people to be subservient
screentest	McVeigh didn't act alone in Oklahoma City Bombing
screentest	World Bank and IMF primarily exist to entrap developing countries
screentest	EVERY war fought primarily to make someone wealthy

9/18/2012 3:08:21 PM

Quote :

"the US government undercutting democratic efforts in many countries, destabilizing elected governments and instilling US friendly despots is a conspiracy theory? That's just history"

a number of the things i listed are historically verifiable. they're still examples of conspiracy, though, and sadly they aren't actions widely known and accepted by the public. and they're almost never referenced or discussed by the media.

9/18/2012 3:10:49 PM

well some of your don't meet my definition, and I make the table

9/18/2012 3:11:41 PM

9/18/2012 4:36:36 PM

isn't that a river in egypt?

9/18/2012 4:38:10 PM

I definitely buy into the fake moon landing theory.

9/18/2012 4:38:27 PM

http://www.cracked.com/article_19884_6-insane-conspiracy-theories-that-actually-happened.html

NASA in the 60s:

herp derp, let's launch 260 tons into LEO on a 400 foot tall rocket. 18 times. That's right, 18 times, like a motherfucking golf game. And then we'll not go to the moon and broadcast video like we did.

9/18/2012 4:58:34 PM

Quote :

" That's right, 18 times, like a motherfucking golf game. "

9/18/2012 5:02:45 PM

"I'm not saying, "Hey look at me, I'm right"

I'm saying, "Hey look, here are the facts."

Elections are Rigged
Forced dependency on foreign oil
Propaganda instead of News
Endless Money Printing being pumped into the Economy
Bailouts for Banksters and Wall Street
Manipulated Unemployment Numbers
Endless Wars
Our Number One Export is Weapons
People are being Beat and Jailed for Protesting
Forced dependency on FIAT currency
No accountability for Too Big To Fail
No Jail for corrupt Banksters (ie Jon Corzine)
An Indoctrination System rather than an Educational System
Forced to give a substantial amount of our earnings to a Centralized Authority
Illegal Wars
Highest Military Spending (where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined, 25 of whom are allies)
US military admits to guarding opium trade in Afghanistan
Warrant-less searches
Indefinite Detention of American Citizens
Assassination of American Citizens
Demoralization by the TSA
Astronomical Debt
Artificially Low Interest Rates
Banks are allowed to borrow at near Zero percent
Speculating is promoted and Production is penalized
Washington has a lunatic notion that we can 'spend' our way out of debt
Unbalanced budget plan (not only by Obama but by Romney as well)
Mandated Healthcare (So good that Washington and it's pals are exempt)
Federal Reserve that creates Trillions out of thin air
War on Drugs that is a complete and utter failure
Loss of Sovereignty to the United Nations
Obama & Romney's top contributors are Goldman Sachs (despite the fact that they received BILLIONS in bail outs)
Obama appoints Monsanto's VP as Senior Adviser to FDA
Government desperately needs to raise debt ceiling (but somehow still has money to pay for swat team raids on Raw Milk)
Ever increasing Police State
A NAFTA super highway nobody is talking about
A Foreign Policy that creates more terrorists than it kills
A Monetary Policy that is based on Debt Expansion
A CIA that creates Al Qeada, then declares them an enemy, then gives them money
Borrows money from China then hands out Billions in Foreign Aid to countries that hate us
Declares to be an ally of Israel then gives up to 7X more foreign aid to its enemies
New York Times Finally Notices Obama’s Unilateral Abuse of Power 4/12
Ever increasing merger of State and Corporate Powers
Rising cost of living
Guantanamo times a Million (NDAA)
1 in 3 Pakistan Drone Strikes and 1 in 7 of all CIA Drone Strikes Kills a Child
70+% increase since 2007 for Americans on Food Stamps
A Federal Government that increasingly deprives individuals of their Constitutional Rights
Number One in Prisoners per capita
Seventh in Literacy
Ranked 27th in Math, 22nd in Science
49th in Life Expectancy
178th in Infant Mortality
4 Consecutive Years of 1 Trillion+ added to our National Debt
No more than 6 Media Giants that control over 90% of what we read, watch, and listen to
A president who wins a Nobel Peace Prize and then creates a Kill list (that includes American Citizens)
Intentionally Suppressed prices of Gold and Silver (to create the illusion of a stronger dollar)
We take from the competent and give it to incompetent
There is no policy differences between Obama and Romney
And we as a nation condone a policy of Preemptive War


THE FIRST STEP IN SOLVING ANY PROBLEM IS RECOGNIZING THERE IS ONE"

9/18/2012 5:51:49 PM

Conspiracy Theory Beliefs from thewolfweb.com
Username Conspiracy Theory
begonias Oswald did not kill JFK
begonias Federal public education created intentionally to brainwash people to be subservient
begonias Bilderberg Group/Illuminati/New World Order/Rothschilds
begonias DOD and mind control (specifically, HAARP)
begonias The Pentagon was not hit by an aircraft on 9/11, but a US missile.
begonias Monsanto Company is secretly maneuvering to control the world's food supply using GMOs
djeternal Moon Landing is Faked
GeniuSxBoY New World Order has script that controls politics and policy
jbrick83 Coach K faked back problems to get out of horrible season
MinkaGrl01 Oswald did not kill JFK
mrfrog AIDS possibly man-made
mrfrog Pearl Harbor had advance notice
screentest Oswald did not kill JFK
screentest James Earl Ray didn't act alone
screentest CIA sold drugs to US citizens and introduced crack into inner cities
screentest WTC 7 was controlled demolition
screentest Federal public education created intentionally to brainwash people to be subservient
screentest McVeigh didn't act alone in Oklahoma City Bombing
screentest World Bank and IMF primarily exist to entrap developing countries
screentest EVERY war fought primarily to make someone wealthy

9/18/2012 6:24:04 PM

Quote :

"Monsanto Company is secretly maneuvering to control the world's food supply using GMOs "

I wasn't aware this was still considered a "conspiracy." I believe this fact as well

Quote :

"McVeigh didn't act alone in Oklahoma City Bombing"

Obviously not since the Fortiers were granted immunity for testifying & Nichols went down too

[Edited on September 18, 2012 at 6:58 PM. Reason : okc]

9/18/2012 6:56:35 PM

some of you all are dumb, very very dumb

9/18/2012 7:17:41 PM

Quote :

"some of you all are dumb, very very dumb"

Coming from the man who is too chicken to tell his true beliefs to the public, I'm not surprised by this overconfident statement.

9/18/2012 7:29:54 PM

I believe it's a conspiracy that I only ever get a bunch of vowels in words with friends.

9/18/2012 7:52:49 PM

9/19/2012 11:35:56 AM

you can put me under this too

Monsanto Company is secretly maneuvering to control the world's food supply using GMOs

9/19/2012 12:10:26 PM

do you all mean that, as a company, they would like to control the entire world agricultural market? Or do mean that they actually want to control all of the food in the world (for some implied nefarious purpose)?

Only the second is really a conspiracy theory, so I'm only adding it if that is what you mean.


To maybe help clarify, lets put your statement in context with another industry.
Apple is secretly maneuvering to control the world's cell phone supply using their procurement advantages and favorable press coverage.

-It's not really secret that a company wants to control a market, if you are implying some nefarious purpose then yes its a conspiracy and I'll add.

[Edited on September 19, 2012 at 12:17 PM. Reason : .]

9/19/2012 12:14:36 PM

I'm seconding the david stern forced michael jordan to retire because of his gambling problem.

Also add in that his father was killed because of MJ's unpaid gambling debts.

[Edited on September 19, 2012 at 12:22 PM. Reason : ^ also, I pretty much agree with that. of course they want to control the market. ]

9/19/2012 12:21:13 PM

yes, add in the nefarious purpose

9/19/2012 12:25:23 PM

i don't think seal team 6 killed bin laden

9/19/2012 1:11:00 PM

I believe in the advance knowledge of Pearl Harbor theory, if for no other reason than it was too convenient that all our oldest and most obsolete battleships happened to be the ones damaged/destroyed. Maybe they didn't know the exact date and time, but they knew it would happen.

Quote :

"-every war ever fought has been primarily about making someone more wealthy, not protecting the public at large"

That's not so much a conspiracy theory as a critical reading of history. It all comes down to money in the end.

9/19/2012 1:17:28 PM

What is Monsanto's nefarious purpose, what is the second half of the conspiracy?

9/19/2012 1:19:40 PM

drive up global food prices and starve everyone

9/19/2012 1:28:46 PM

So Monsanto want's to control all the food in the world to starve people.

Got it

That's dumb

9/19/2012 1:33:25 PM

There never were any ncsugirl nudes.

9/19/2012 1:35:07 PM

Quote :

"Monsanto Company is secretly maneuvering to control the world's food supply using GMOs "

They're pretty open about the fact they want to be the sole providers of seed in the world. I don't know if I would call it a secret.

9/19/2012 1:38:18 PM

the conspiracy as I understand it is that they secretly want people to starve

9/19/2012 1:56:18 PM

Yeah and you aren't going to feed the ballooning world population without GMOs

9/19/2012 3:08:17 PM

kind of a dick move to develop drought resistant corn just so you can yank it away later and watch them die

9/19/2012 3:15:09 PM

Quote :

"the conspiracy as I understand it is that they secretly want people to starve"

and be addicted to their wheat

9/19/2012 3:16:37 PM

well there isn't anything nefarious about a company wanting customers to need their product, the nefarious part is that Monsanto wants them to die

9/19/2012 3:20:25 PM

HAVE YOU EVER SUCKED DICK FOR WHEAT?

9/19/2012 3:20:55 PM

this is well documented, and it's not a conspiracy per se, but I found it crazy nonetheless:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash
tl;dr version: B52 crash, lost atomic bomb just north of goldsboro - never recovered.

Quote :

"The two nuclear weapons separated from the gyrating aircraft as it broke up between 10,000 and 2,000 feet (3,000 and 610 m). Five of the six arming mechanisms on one of the bombs activated, causing it to execute many of the steps needed to arm itself, such as charging the firing capacitors and, critically, deployment of a 100-foot-diameter (30 m) retard parachute. The parachute allowed that bomb to hit the ground with little damage"

Quote :

"The second bomb plunged into a muddy field at around 700 miles per hour (310 m/s) and disintegrated.[7] The tail was discovered about 20 feet (6.1 m) below ground. Parts of the bomb were recovered, including its tritium bottle and the plutonium. However, excavation was abandoned as a result of uncontrollable ground-water flooding. Most of the thermonuclear stage, containing uranium, was left in situ. The Army Corps of Engineers purchased a 400 foot circular easement over the buried component.[8] The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill determined the buried depth of the secondary component to be 180 feet, plus or minus 10 feet"

Quote :

"The commander of the Explosive Ordnance Disposal Team, Lt. Jack B. ReVelle, said of the bomb, "How close was it to exploding? My opinion is damn close. You might now have a very large Bay of North Carolina if that thing had gone off." He also said the size of each bomb was 3.8 megatons, more than 250 times the destructive power of the Hiroshima bomb, and large enough to have a 100% kill zone of seventeen miles. Each bomb would exceed the yield of all munitions (outside of testing) ever detonated in the history of the world by TNT, gunpowder, conventional bombs, and the Hiroshima and Nagasaki blasts combined"

Goldsboro and Wilson are both within the 17 mile radius.

Too bad it couldn't have gone down 24 miles east.


[Edited on September 21, 2012 at 10:35 AM. Reason : ]

9/21/2012 10:33:53 AM

^ I had never heard of that incident.


holy shit.

9/21/2012 10:37:45 AM

JFK stuff a little bit. There's some weird stuff going down. Maybe not multiple shooters, but somethings never been right about all the connections that exist there.

9/21/2012 10:49:08 AM

^^^

also from that wiki

Quote :

"RETARD PARACHUTE"

9/21/2012 10:54:43 AM

didn't something happen near fuquay-varina ~20 years ago

9/21/2012 10:59:20 AM

i've been trying to find that 400-foot USACE easement on Wayne Co GIS... no luck so far.

9/21/2012 11:04:07 AM

Look near crossroads in Faro, NC
http://www.ibiblio.org/bomb/initial.html
http://www.lib.unc.edu/ncc/ref/nchistory/jan2008/index.html


Also, Summaries of all Accidents Involving US Nuclear Records from the Congressional Record of the 102nd Congress:
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/F?r102:1:./temp/~r102ULlRIr:e11710:

Quote :

"January 24, 1961 /B-52/ Goldsboro, North Carolina: During a B-52 airborne alert mission structural failure of the right wing resulted in two weapons separating from the aircraft during aircraft breakup at 2,000-10,000 feet altitude. One bomb parachute deployed and the weapon received little impact damage. The other bomb fell free and broke apart upon impact. No explosion occurred. Five of the eight crew members survived. A portion of one weapon, containing uranium, could not be recovered despite excavation in the water-logged farmland to a depth of 50 feet. The Air Force subsequently purchased an easement requiring permission for anyone to dig there. There is no detectable radiation and no hazard in the area. (*1; **2)"

9/21/2012 11:18:28 AM

i did, but no particular parcel shapes jumped out at me... there were some smaller ones, but nothing registered to Army Corp... unless they registered that under some other name to hide this

OMG CONSPIRACY!!!!!!

[Edited on September 21, 2012 at 2:48 PM. Reason : ]

9/21/2012 2:47:47 PM

Amerson was getting paid to shave points

10/1/2012 3:25:30 PM

Dave Mustaine has been slowly going more batshit insane, this only further proves the point:

10/5/2012 9:11:38 AM

All of you need to google search "The Men Who Killed Kennedy."

10/5/2012 11:53:38 PM

It was just in the last few weeks that I finally accepted that Tupac is actually dead

10/6/2012 12:33:16 AM

the goal of the authors of obamacare was to make private healthcare so expensive the dumb masses will demand the govt "fix" it with a single payer system

10/6/2012 2:49:27 AM

Sushi bars intentionally put out pencils with no erasers.

10/6/2012 2:50:18 AM

Who is Dave Mustaine, someone here?

10/6/2012 9:21:46 AM

whoever he is, he's not as cool as david icke

10/6/2012 1:24:12 PM