wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |

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Eaton Bush All American 2342 Posts user info edit post |
holey fuck! 10/15/2012 1:24:24 PM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Man, I couldn't bear to read any of this kind of stuff when I was pregnant. I can hardly stomach it now.
Poor baby...poor mama. 10/15/2012 1:29:51 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I think because it's so crazy and wtf it doesn't bother me as much as your run of the mill, "Here are complications that can arise during childbirth." Decapitation by doctor doesn't happen often enough to worry me. 10/15/2012 1:37:50 PM
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slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
We should clearly blame the mother for her subpar bergina 10/15/2012 1:45:57 PM
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BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
It's ridiculous how bad some places still are at delivering babies.
An acquaintance of mine was given pitocin to successfully induce labor, but the nurse/equipment was new...so they just kept giving her more and more pitocin and ignoring her when she said she was already full on in labor. Her husband had to go track down a doctor and convince him to come deliver her baby, which was totally, definitely coming.
Unrelated to the pitocin, her baby came out extra blue and didn't start breathing for a looong time...so they took the baby away and came back in to grill her about her illicit drug use. 
I know this story isn't anything like what the Missouri woman went through, but I wanted to share so I did. 10/15/2012 2:51:13 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
If only they had a blood test they could do to tell you if the baby had drugs in its system...  10/15/2012 2:57:03 PM
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GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
that doctor is about to get banned for spontaneous gore. 10/15/2012 3:57:49 PM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
When/if they win the lawsuit, please be smart with your money.
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/state-and-regional/southwest-missouri-couple-who-won-m-in-suit-going-bankrupt/article_afce8bb3-1bcf-58ae-996a-8c4cc9d98c28.html 10/15/2012 4:32:39 PM
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GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
They better not be suing for money.
The should be suing to remove the doctor's license and free medical bills, paid by the doctor. 10/15/2012 4:38:52 PM
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afripino All American 11462 Posts user info edit post |
you sure she didn't just jerk back really fast when she was supposed to be pushing?

[Edited on October 15, 2012 at 4:53 PM. Reason : bitches be quick to pull back the JJ] 10/15/2012 4:52:46 PM
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BubbleBobble BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE 114636 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you sir, are retarded." |
Quote : | "and your joke is terrible. You told that half joke right after someone had already made essentially the same joke, but their's was better." |
CALLED
THE
FUCK
OUT 10/15/2012 7:53:43 PM
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Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
My question is, why are they suing the MFM practice? And an abdomen too big doe a vaginal birth sounds like there was a serious fetal anomaly... Regardless, very sad :/ 10/15/2012 10:38:08 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^ My guess would be the doctor is a member of that practice. 10/16/2012 8:19:42 AM
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se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17379 Posts user info edit post |
^^especially an abdomen too big that early on in the pregnancy. i wonder what was wrong with the baby  10/16/2012 8:52:57 AM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
apparently BubbleBobble hasn't seen austin powers either. 10/16/2012 11:55:46 AM
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ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "It's ridiculous how bad some places still are at delivering babies." |
Just go to Utah, their obstetricians deliver like 100 babies a day or some shit.
[Edited on October 16, 2012 at 1:16 PM. Reason : ^you say that like it's a bad thing.] 10/16/2012 1:15:07 PM
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GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Doctor decapitates baby; stuffs it back in uterus " |
Somebody switched his instruction manual with a Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe. 10/16/2012 1:20:44 PM
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ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
I hope he basted it really well. 10/16/2012 1:21:07 PM
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Roflpack All American 1966 Posts user info edit post |
I was pulled out by my head. 10/16/2012 5:01:11 PM
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