2 Mics

2/4/2013 9:39:19 PM

more like 2 turntables and a mic

but you're the guy who gets paid texas to use a mic, so i see where youre coming from

2/4/2013 9:40:10 PM

Lyrically y'all be droppin these mockeries
slob a few of these cockeries
flows not fit to be heard, audibly
straight masocist harmonies

so i sit back countin my bread
wonderin how got stuck in this thread
all i know is i need some head
fuck with me, i put ddk in charge of keepin you fed

2/4/2013 9:45:01 PM

^^ Dammit, you're right. I used to rap, so I'm embarrassed I missed that. I was thinking along the lines of Source Magazine rap album ratings.

But, yeah, I do have mics on the brain most times.

[Edited on February 4, 2013 at 10:02 PM. Reason : moar]

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"Oh we back! Oh we back!"
That's all these users screamin', that "This thread back!"
EUPHALO gettin' mad, you can witness them sadden,
postin' all the effin' time, but them bitches is paddin',

Stranded on Tdub, aimed at 100k,
but he probably won't get it, he was 'sposed to in May,
they screaming "Ban BubBob! Ban BubBob!"
That's all these users screamin', "Qfred, Ban BubBob!"

3/5/2013 9:06:13 PM

Bubblebobble often posts but couldn't take the egg hunt
Edit all your raps in ghost but you wit is still blunt
Even when the beat is slow, your words still remain junk
Grayfox, my better flows make sure you're getting served, punk
I've got a lotta rhythm but I keep it in my beatbox
Rhymes'll knock you out your shoes and we'll all see your cheap socks
Must be a shepherd the way all you bleatin sheep flock
Syllables impeccable, making sure your knees knock

4/5/2013 7:05:32 PM

Alright errbody why don'tcha give me a listen.
Cuz out of my mouth I'm about to start pissin'
Epic rhymes on the page like a full fledged attack.
Get ready ya'll for tha master Roflpack.

Let's get something straight as we exit this gate
I intend to pretend but I might intimidate
Don't worry however, I know my limitations
Just remember who your father is, ya'll my sons.

My lyrics are so fresh even that monkey can't match them
Shoutout to the EUPHALO, aka Bobble's Mountain.
Go ahead bring em out errbody's gotta see
My hiphopping beats twist even the tallest tree.

Speaking of that bro with the golden retriever
What's his deal anyway is it like he receives her?
Regardless of this issue, I must admit my folly
I propose a new picture... perhaps this one, a collie.



Now you rolling on the floor laughing cuz I'm still rapping
Either that uh or someone's sack tapping.
The worst part of having the quick skill to rhyme
Is the flood control, fool gets me everytime.

To the T to the W to the W again
All up in this Chit Chat ya'll know I'm bout to win.
face it everyone cuz it ain't no mystery
The truth is I'm the best in Tdub History.

4/6/2013 5:53:42 PM

lol that mug is liftin weights

4/6/2013 5:57:55 PM

You need to settledown,step back from your ComputerGuy,
I got killstreak flows, plenty enough to neuter Fry,
Roflpack, stay awful whack, and I'll stay ballin',
My rhymes, highly-trained; James Bond, skyfallen,
See I'm not Big4Country, I rap well, like I planned it,
wax poetic over stolen LPs, call me vinylbandit,
or an EMCE, but either way you get crushed,
You're Steven Irwin in this thread, and this is a StingrayRush

4/8/2013 9:40:31 PM

^ would be cooler if you worked in BanjoMan and EMCE together.

4/9/2013 2:04:10 AM

k

*drops mic keyboard*

4/17/2013 1:19:15 AM

This white dude is cool

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=135278600015379

7/28/2013 8:13:05 PM