I like that Beth Ditto is happy with her self-worth.

I don't like that Beth Ditto ignores the health implications of her lifestyle.

12/11/2012 12:17:12 AM

^Ditto

12/11/2012 12:43:44 AM

I used to do shit like this all the time - but I always remembered to take it off before giving it to the customer, unless I thought it would help me "grease the wheels" like pair-o-balls said. I used "muscles" for two meat heads who I talked to about working out and ended up with a great tip... same thing when I used "koozie" for a lady who brought this ridiculous hot pink furry sparkly koozie to the bar and she thought it was so great she tipped me on her cc then handed me some cash too.

But it also provided good entertainment for us employees, especially when someone ordered food. Once I had a food order for "teeth" and I was like "WTF?" until I turned around and holy shit... TEEF. I knew immediately it was the right person, and then I had to go in the back so I could laugh my ass off.

12/11/2012 9:21:19 AM

The only time I've noticed was in Charlotte - I could see the computer from where we were sitting at the bar. My friend and I got "Cute Girls" so I was okay with that.

12/11/2012 9:36:12 AM

I always get "fat guy", but who the hell cares? I am the fat guy.

12/11/2012 9:40:01 AM

goo goo g'joob

12/11/2012 10:16:11 AM

12/13/2012 1:23:02 AM

I had a guy at arby's put 'beating unc' on my receipt because I was wearing the "beating UNC, Easy as 123' shirt.

He also asked if I played football for us, which I thought was hilarious.

12/13/2012 4:46:23 AM

I like when fat girls describe themselves as "curvy". Bitch, fat ain't curvy, it's lumpy.

12/13/2012 7:03:09 AM

^aqreed.

Quote :

"seriously though, my brother worked at O Charley's in college and he told me they would call blacks, the canadians, it was a code they would use to pay off the hostess. "

Yeah just about every restaurant/bar calls blacks Canadians.

12/13/2012 9:09:08 AM