nah, cause you'll give me a (l)imp dick

or something.

I couldn't think of any of the other character names

12/16/2012 12:14:14 AM

12/16/2012 12:17:15 AM

why'd ya become a hermit?

12/16/2012 12:24:46 AM

idk

none of my old friends are around here, and I don't know where to meet people - plus all the people near my age around here are married, or are most likely not my type of person to hang out with

12/16/2012 1:18:24 AM

meet people at church

or Food Lion

12/16/2012 1:35:47 AM

i've been meeting women at Harris Teeter and asking them out on lunch dates

got like a 50% success rate, its amazing

12/16/2012 1:39:18 AM

if you're trying to fuck 100% of the time you need to walk you ass out of teeter and slide down to the lion

12/16/2012 1:41:52 AM

Bi-Lo has all the sluts

12/16/2012 1:42:39 AM

the bitches at the dollar store got diseases

12/16/2012 1:46:51 AM

lol church

12/16/2012 2:18:18 AM

no try abortion clinics, Jay told me they're full of loose women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBwvcA4eB1I#t=03m00s

[Edited on December 16, 2012 at 2:31 AM. Reason : and "the one Jesus freak" lol

12/16/2012 2:31:05 AM

12/16/2012 2:45:49 AM

You could plan a party & hand out these invitations to random guys in town to make new friends

12/16/2012 9:25:06 AM

http://imgur.com/a/CUKmD

12/16/2012 2:34:45 PM

Just another face ass in the clouds.

12/16/2012 2:38:58 PM

Quote :

"SUCH AN ASS DOE"

12/16/2012 2:43:53 PM