Who the fuck puts ranch on wings

[Edited on June 21, 2016 at 12:01 AM. Reason : Runny ranch has its place, but that place is not on wings.]

6/21/2016 12:01:04 AM

not me, it's for celery. wings don't need a cooling sauce.

6/21/2016 2:13:01 AM

Was there ever a consensus ITT?

6/21/2016 3:13:09 AM

You absolutely have to make your own, per dje's exact instructions.

6/21/2016 3:27:41 AM

bttt

8/26/2016 7:23:32 PM

Jesus people. it's not that difficult.

Go to Teeter and get those packets of Hidden Valley Ranch. Mix with a cup of mayo and a cup of milk.

Stir that shit up. Fridge for a few hours.

Rub that shit on my nipples.

8/26/2016 10:50:16 PM

Quote :

"too fucking thick"

8/26/2016 11:20:22 PM

I thought mayo + milk made it thinner, and mayo + sour cream made it thicker

[Edited on August 26, 2016 at 11:33 PM. Reason : or something like that, i don't know]

8/26/2016 11:23:38 PM

Quote :

"Maybe the hidden valley packets you mix with sour cream? I think the taste and texture are completely different from the bottled stuff. "

This was going to be my suggestion.

In other news, I have been trying to watch calories and for some reason when I started grad school I became a huge ranch dressing addict. So I have been using this to save on calories. It's decent but obviously nowhere near as good.

8/27/2016 3:40:29 PM