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"fucked up"

has not been mentioned yet...that should've been one of the first

12/15/2012 10:38:26 AM

I've heard that "inebriation" has more euphemisms than any other expression in the English language--even more than sex. And I've seen a book of them that's like a bajillion pages long.

Here's a website:

http://freaky_freya.tripod.com/Drunktionary/A-B.html

Apparently, Benjamin Franklin published an interesting list back in the day:

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/113876

At first glance, some good ones:

been in the sun
been to a funeral
his shoe pinches him
seen two moons/seen a flock of moons
fears no man

[Edited on December 15, 2012 at 11:04 AM. Reason : a little under the weather/not feeling well are my go-tos]

12/15/2012 11:02:39 AM

Ossified.

12/15/2012 11:37:45 AM

Three sheets to the wind!

12/15/2012 4:15:55 PM