Proceed with caution.

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12/25/2012 12:15:34 AM

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"Proceed with caution."

but definitely proceed. We all eagerly await the outcome.

12/25/2012 12:16:43 AM

I'd say she's around my size, but with a rectangular shape instead of pear.

12/25/2012 12:17:58 AM

I'm guessing pregnant.

12/26/2012 4:01:38 PM

probably a dude

12/26/2012 4:03:14 PM

tranny.

12/26/2012 4:10:32 PM

I missed the pic. So does she have linebacker shoulders or what? Like Tone Loc would say...make no plans with a man

12/26/2012 4:14:42 PM

If you are resorting to tww for dating advice... Just shut up and hit it you need the nut to straighten out your brain.

12/26/2012 4:39:52 PM

12/26/2012 4:42:03 PM

As long as yours is bigger than hers...NAIL IT

12/26/2012 4:58:20 PM

I met this girl from POF-she only had head shots, and was pretty cute. She said she was 'addicted to being in triathlons.' As it turns out, she isn't addicted to finishing them-easily 180 lbs..Still gave her the old Jimmy Dean

12/27/2012 11:55:26 AM

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"easily 180 lbs..Still gave her the old Jimmy Dean"

Honestly not sure if you literally mean the sausage at this point (or maybe both)

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12/27/2012 12:04:39 PM

she has a fat face, and her boobies look disappointing

and she also couldn't be bothered to wash and brush her hair for a pic, so she is a slob too

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12/27/2012 12:05:41 PM

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"she has a fat face"

not really

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"she also couldn't be bothered to wash and brush her hair for a pic, so she is a slob too"

I didn't realize that in-car selfies were supposed to resemble professional portraits. you suck.

12/27/2012 2:07:36 PM

^Can you confirm or deny her boobies being disappointing?

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12/27/2012 2:08:47 PM

I will agree that picture/bra/angle doesn't do her bewbs any favors.


(which is why I didn't mention it in my rebuttal)

12/27/2012 2:18:46 PM

Anyone willing to post pictures with hair that greasy looking is probably not someone I'm gonna be wanting to go out with. At least try to make yourself look better than you do on most days. I would assume thats what she considers looking good so her normal day may be far worse.

12/27/2012 2:32:40 PM

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"At least try to make yourself look better than you do on most days"

Lets not take it too far

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12/27/2012 2:36:44 PM

chick in the photo bears a resemblance to m2c, mostly in the pixel region

12/27/2012 2:39:45 PM

Doss that was stupid

12/27/2012 3:05:36 PM

^I'm hoping he's trolling. that just sounds stupid.

and, her hair doesn't even look necessarily "greasy" to me, I'm not sure why you guys are assuming that over it being shiny and healthy. that pic doesn't provide much evidence either way, but I'm leaning towards the latter.

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12/27/2012 3:25:34 PM

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"I didn't realize that in-car selfies were supposed to resemble professional portraits. you suck."

I assume that if you send a picture of yourself to someone you met on a dating site that you are trying to impress them. So it would probably be better to avoid sending a picture that, when viewed by someone who doesn't really know you that well, might send the message that you are a "slob". Best foot forward and all that.

12/27/2012 3:36:09 PM

^ this.

I'm trying to analyze the picture and find something redeeming about that girl...but I just can't.

Two thumbs down...NEXT!

12/27/2012 3:44:21 PM

^^I see what you're saying, and for the most part I agree. but that said, if all you have to work with are heavily photoshopped, heavily make-up'ed, "dressed to the nines" nights-out photos, you might wonder what she'll look like sitting next to you on the couch...like, in real life. assuming she had posted 10 photos, and a few of them were more casual, everyday shots like the one above, I have absolutely no problem with that. and I honestly wouldn't want to date a guy who would.

and for the people talking shit about her hair...you must have missed every single sorority girl in the world and their "messy bun" fetish.

12/27/2012 3:50:39 PM

ITT: Prawn Star unknowingly meets slappy1 on PoF.

12/27/2012 4:00:49 PM

lol

that site is a cesspool

12/27/2012 4:06:16 PM

^agreed, have you seen the greasy haired women that frequent it?

12/27/2012 4:10:28 PM

Most of them post myspace angle pics to hide how dumpy they are.

12/27/2012 4:11:49 PM

She seems really anxious to meet, even suggesting we meet up in Monday (NYE). I was like, 'sorry, I got plans that don't involve an awkward first meeting with some rando from pof'.

What is the proper etiquette on sending dick pics? Should I send a couple unsolicited shots right now?

12/27/2012 4:15:52 PM

Make sure you take it at an angle that will make it look bigger. Also, make sure your pubes are greasy and unkempt.

12/27/2012 4:16:49 PM

forward your dick pics to me

I am the resident DPI (Dick Pic Inspector)...I'll ok the shots before you send them to her

12/27/2012 4:17:24 PM

12/27/2012 4:29:56 PM

Freaking b.s. These 2 pics are from the same girl's profile:

12/27/2012 8:44:04 PM

Apparently Poison Ivy ate Superwoman.

12/27/2012 10:00:48 PM

Fat or not?

12/27/2012 10:08:27 PM

Hard to tell. But she's got some nice DSLs for sure

12/27/2012 10:18:42 PM

and big ole fake titties

12/27/2012 10:22:21 PM

Just meet her, take a picture, and report back

12/27/2012 10:23:02 PM

her wrists and hands look skinny in the first pic..

go 'head.

12/27/2012 10:23:44 PM

Okcupids analytics show that a picture of you with an animal, or out doing an activity (hiking etc) are the most appealing to women, followed by being very dressed up.

For men, the more whorish, the better.

12/27/2012 11:01:15 PM

Don't do this.

12/27/2012 11:07:35 PM

he looks so young

12/27/2012 11:08:21 PM

He looks like he's 5' tall

12/27/2012 11:09:32 PM

Hillary from Lady Antebellum has a beautiful face, and she's one of those girls who's facial structure make her look thin, but she is kind of round.

12/27/2012 11:12:43 PM

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"The titty shape is also not promising"

I, too, see this as well. She might have orangutan titties

12/27/2012 11:14:30 PM

What's going on with her mouth? It looks like she's straining to push out a fart.

12/28/2012 4:44:21 PM

I'm leaning towards the curvier side, she has slender hands but her upper arms are thicker. Still, big tits, cute, I'd say go for it and see what happen.
What are you comparing her to/what's your past type been?

12/28/2012 7:23:36 PM

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"DDK, you are what curvy crazy is supposed to mean. The good kind of curvy. Not the kind of curvy you find on dating sites. "

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12/29/2012 6:53:35 AM

lets be honest...sticking your dick in anything works on NYE.

12/29/2012 9:25:58 AM

Watch out for the MLA.

12/29/2012 1:21:51 PM