^The pouty face is, in fact, never cute. Most toddlers look like mouth breathers especially when mouth breathing as they tend to do.

12/30/2012 5:34:37 PM

emory's baby looks like ross perot, the cutest person in the world

12/30/2012 5:57:36 PM

you know what's cute? what the hos do for all the money you didn't waste on kids

12/30/2012 6:05:08 PM

baldness in babies is not cute.
i like babies with hair

12/30/2012 6:52:18 PM

^ Ever seen a middle eastern baby, they've got unibrows that put Anthony Davis' to shame. How's that for hair?

12/30/2012 7:17:38 PM

Emory's kid is cute, but his lamp has a penis

12/30/2012 7:18:54 PM

whats wrong with asian toddlers? shoot produced an adorable daughter

12/30/2012 7:25:49 PM

because you have white guilt and you really dont hang around any black people in any situation so naturally youd have no idea

but there are so many nappy headed ass snot nosed, fat ass black toddlers running around with dirt in their heads and encrusted slobber on their chins itd make your head spin

12/30/2012 7:49:14 PM

Is that in response to the op?

[Edited on December 30, 2012 at 9:16 PM. Reason : -]

12/30/2012 9:14:44 PM

yea im late to the party

12/30/2012 9:30:07 PM

I mostly see black toddlers (also toddlers of all races, but mostly black) at my local Wal-Mart, where possibly this rule applies...

...and that's why I don't see the things that BigHitSunday sees on the regular.

12/30/2012 9:40:25 PM

12/30/2012 10:33:55 PM

they aren't

12/30/2012 11:00:38 PM

I definitely think that brown-eyed babies are way cuter than blue-eyed babies. I don't know why, and I'm pretty sure having a preference is bad. It seems like brown eyes are more alert/expressive early on.

12/31/2012 12:08:04 AM

all babies look like trolls, fact

12/31/2012 12:32:02 AM

Black toddlers with afro puffs are as cute as toddlers get, beyond that ^

12/31/2012 12:44:02 AM

Sorry, I just have to bomb this thread with photos of BanjoMan Jr:




With a baby, I think that the most dominant features that set them apart are the skin and hair. It is not until later on in life that boobs and biceps and what not set you apart. And it is just a fact that white babies come out super pale with very little to no hair, where as black babies have a beautiful skin tone with a curly fro. Just hard to compete.

[Edited on January 1, 2013 at 2:09 AM. Reason : k]

1/1/2013 2:04:14 AM

You ain't even black. WTF.

1/1/2013 2:12:59 AM

Mom is black durr




[Edited on January 1, 2013 at 2:16 AM. Reason : OK will stop now, sowy !]

1/1/2013 2:14:34 AM

Omg what a cutie patootie!!!!!

1/1/2013 7:53:17 AM

Thanks for the validation, Banjoman. Cute kid.

1/1/2013 9:20:02 AM

You are welcome



[Edited on January 1, 2013 at 11:46 AM. Reason : ha]

1/1/2013 11:45:15 AM

Quote :

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I think your car might need some work

1/1/2013 2:32:32 PM

Yeah, it is just some fancy yard in Austin. We just popped in for the photograph.

I think that rusty car is cool, but I would not want that in my backyard if I had kids you know.

1/1/2013 2:52:14 PM

Some random adorable mixed kid!

1/1/2013 5:19:25 PM

If you're having a mixed (black-white) girl you have to pray they get their hair from their white side. I have a friend who had 2 girls (mom is white) and one girl has straight, easy to manage hair and the other has the extremely hard to deal with hair haha

[Edited on January 1, 2013 at 5:28 PM. Reason : H]

1/1/2013 5:28:24 PM

I fucking love asian kids. They are so cute to me. If I ever decide I want kids I'll probably just try to adopt one from China or Korea.

1/1/2013 5:55:59 PM

My sister's kid. Asian gene is still dominant at a quarter, even.

1/1/2013 6:43:32 PM

BanjoMan, were you in Charleston recently by any chance? PS ... cute kid!!!

1/1/2013 7:06:58 PM

my kids will be half lebanese half cantonese

should be interesting

^^ cute baby

[Edited on January 1, 2013 at 7:10 PM. Reason : v]

1/1/2013 7:09:42 PM

^^^ eh, that might fall into not cute category. Same with one at the top of this page



[Edited on January 1, 2013 at 7:15 PM. Reason : .]

1/1/2013 7:10:00 PM

^^^ Was not, sorry. Would like to have been. I dont really leave ATX much.

Thanks for the comments on Jr!

1/2/2013 12:30:53 AM

Goddamn, BanjoMan, you have an absolutely beautiful child. You, sir are truly blessed.

Your wife is ok. She looks like her breath might stink though.

1/2/2013 12:34:39 AM

Quote :

"Your wife is ok"

You just be joking I don't think that anyone can agree with you on that one.



[Edited on January 2, 2013 at 12:47 AM. Reason : thanks for baby cuteness comments.]

1/2/2013 12:44:57 AM

You obv didnt get what EMCE was sayingon that one

[Edited on January 2, 2013 at 12:48 AM. Reason : J]

1/2/2013 12:47:43 AM

Black woman, white man is the least likely racial combination.

1/2/2013 12:48:04 AM

Aha, yeah....you didn't fall for the troll bait. I'm not the kind of guy to diss someone else's wife... No matter how her breath smells

[Edited on January 2, 2013 at 12:51 AM. Reason : Hhhj]

1/2/2013 12:50:35 AM

^^ You got to stick with who you like and forget about "the chosen path".

1/2/2013 12:53:35 AM

Quote :

"You obv didnt get what EMCE was sayingon that one"

still dont get it. but whatevs it is cool.

1/2/2013 1:07:27 AM

My friend from high school's little boy is interracial and he is soooo cute!

This is him dressed up as the dude from Yo Gabba Gabba



And him recently



His hair is precious

[Edited on January 2, 2013 at 6:34 AM. Reason : Cute kid BanjoMan ]

1/2/2013 6:33:49 AM

White toddlers look like old people.

And old people are creepy.

1/2/2013 7:27:51 AM

Babies are really ugly. Its just that the few weirdos who thought babies were "cute" won through natural selection.

1/2/2013 7:39:14 AM

Majority of black babies are cute, majority of white babies are not cute. A mixed kid is usually on either end of the spectrum, but rarely in the middle.

BanjoMan is a dumbass in ST...but he's got a cute kid and good lookin wife. Props.

1/2/2013 7:53:28 AM

Quote :

"BanjoMan is a dumbass in ST"

NOT impressed, haha

Quote :

"he's got a cute kid and good lookin wife. Props."

Yessirrr!



[Edited on January 2, 2013 at 4:21 PM. Reason : I am sure that this is getting annoying, I am sorry. ]

1/2/2013 4:13:37 PM

One Drop rule ITT

1/2/2013 4:24:04 PM

Challenge accepted


V I just meant to the OP's opinion that is all. Your kid is adorable btw

[Edited on January 2, 2013 at 4:48 PM. Reason : .]

1/2/2013 4:42:22 PM

not a competition

1/2/2013 4:44:46 PM

^^ falls under:

Quote :

"White toddlers look like old people. And old people are creepy."

1/2/2013 6:38:24 PM

Sorry scotieb...although your kid is cute (for a caucasian)...every black baby I've ever seen (that doesn't have a birth defect) is cuter.

1/2/2013 7:02:49 PM

black baby wins, scotie

1/2/2013 7:49:47 PM