cause

1/25/2013 10:35:00 PM

she stood me up and then stopped returning my calls.

1/26/2013 1:41:02 AM

What a bitch

1/26/2013 1:53:28 PM

Quote :

"I was dumped because I didn't love Jesus enough. Oddly not the first time I was dumped due to this."

I, too, have been dumped for jesus.

1/26/2013 3:12:24 PM

jesus must give good head

1/26/2013 3:14:40 PM

Quote :

"I had an affair with her. When I told her I had to go back to my family, she cut her wrists. After that, I was seeing her in all these random places. She'd show up at work, she called all the time, and a whole bunch of other crazy stuff (like killing my daughter's pet rabbit ). I had to do something, so I went to her apartment and (against my best interests) physically accosted her. The police eventually got involved, and I didn't think I'd see her again. Then she showed up in my house and attacked my wife. Craziest moment in my life, a struggle broke out and my wife had to shoot her, inevitably killing her. Definitely a cautionary tale, but things are good now (fingers crossed )"

is this a movie plot or something?

1/26/2013 3:21:14 PM

sounds strangely like something Michael Dougllas would say

1/26/2013 3:23:22 PM

she was crazy, constantly nagging, never let shit go, was like an annoying gnat buzzing around the face.

In the end, we split 2 months before the wedding, and it was the best damn thing to ever happen. That girl was on the fast track to get married and it didn't matter who, I found out that she married her next bf after dating him for like 6 months or less. CRAY-CRAY.

plus, she had small titties and a huge ass. That got tiresome. I like boobs and a small ass.

1/26/2013 3:45:29 PM

Got one that tops that even. Ex started seeing someone and got engaged to said person within a month of breaking up with me. Talk about the fast track to getting hitched. I think the wedding happened within a couple of months of that.

And I know this happened AFTER, and not DURING...because I got the whole running commentary from her not-so-good-looking best friend who wanted me desperately.

The whole relationship was nothing but me being used. I think the only thing that would have sped the breakup was if I either lost my job or if she had found one that paid her enough. I could never do anything right.

I need a drink now. Or six.

[Edited on January 26, 2013 at 4:32 PM. Reason : Christ amighty]

1/26/2013 4:30:41 PM

home life started to suck. goals we set a couple years ago, her going back to school, quitting smoking, not being a bartender at 30, were no closer to being completed than when we set them. she was terrible with money, wouldn't put forth an effort with my friends, wouldn't put out.

therefore i wouldn't put an effort in with her friends and quit treating her to nights out. basically just checked out. it just became two people sharing a space but trying to avoid each other. thank god we decided to bail on it before we started hating each other.

probably the most amicable breakup i've ever had.

1/26/2013 4:41:26 PM

She wasn't cool with the idea of Hooker & Blow Tuesdays

1/26/2013 4:50:05 PM

yo zxappeal,

seriously, this bitch was naggy! We had a constant ongoing argument about how to properly load the dishwasher. For 6 goddamn months!! She never liked the way I did it, and even though I didn't complain about the way she did it, she'd always bitch. Very frustrating and completely annoying.

1/26/2013 6:14:16 PM

couple years ago.

1/26/2013 6:15:37 PM

He didn't love me anymore

1/26/2013 7:32:37 PM

1/26/2013 7:32:58 PM

[Edited on January 26, 2013 at 7:55 PM. Reason : big]

1/26/2013 7:55:05 PM

Her affinity for strong drink coupled with an ass and thighs that grew larger with each passing day proved too much for me. Initially, one of the most beautiful women I'd ever been with. Nowadays, I see her on FB and . Thankful for the good times though. 3rd best BJ ever.

1/27/2013 6:19:02 AM

years and years ago now, but....

she kept getting mad when I want to spend time with my kid (not hers)
i think she had it in her mind that she could get me without the kid

we were already hanging by a thread when she called me up wanting me to come bail her out

i was like wow. no.

1/27/2013 6:50:15 AM

too far away.

1/27/2013 6:58:37 AM

Distance can really murder an otherwise healthy relationship

1/27/2013 9:37:53 AM

Quote :

"seriously, this bitch was naggy! We had a constant ongoing argument about how to properly load the dishwasher. For 6 goddamn months!! She never liked the way I did it, and even though I didn't complain about the way she did it, she'd always bitch. Very frustrating and completely annoying."

sounds like my ex-wife. I will do chores but if it has to be done a certain way or you will complain about it do it your damn self

1/27/2013 9:47:50 AM

I got dumped because I was an insensitive prick. Luckily, it was for the best, I was only enamored with her because of her bedroom freak status and beauty.

The break up destroyed my confidence and game for about 3 months, but it then led to me finding my dream girl who I've been with for 4.5 years now

1/27/2013 9:50:16 AM

she was too easy, and kind of a slut.

I landed her in the first date...and to be honest I did plan a frigging awesome first date that should have been a 4-5th date....but I played to my strengths.

Also her vag was a bit loose....so I tried to get mine and then went to sleep.

She also started hitting me after intense love session because I started to snore. I was working 60 hours a week at the time...so I asked her "what time it was?" her reply "3:45 AM", I ask "Why she was still there?" Found her on my couch the next morning, and I was pissed cause I really didn't want her there.

1/27/2013 10:10:12 AM

She was too boring // im still in partying phase

1/27/2013 10:18:19 AM

i was a skater boy
she said "see you later boy"

1/27/2013 11:25:46 AM

Quote :

"Her affinity for strong drink coupled with an ass and thighs that grew larger with each passing day proved too much for me. Initially, one of the most beautiful women I'd ever been with. Nowadays, I see her on FB and Thankful for the good times though. 3rd best BJ ever."

[Edited on January 27, 2013 at 11:29 AM. Reason : .]

1/27/2013 11:28:08 AM

last serious: i was told to shit or get off the pot, and i don't like ultimatums.

last non-serious: she lived in Charlotte, and a proximity infatuation at work got in the way. she has good instincts, and could tell my heart was not in it even though we were in the early stages.

1/27/2013 12:44:58 PM

Because I wanted to start a family

1/27/2013 6:31:16 PM

Because he really couldn't be seen with a "colored girl" by folks in his hometown...was worried he wouldn't get any business

but my colored vagina is good enough that he still calls to hit it

he really said "colored girl"

1/27/2013 6:50:21 PM

No I didnt

1/27/2013 7:22:15 PM

you did

and you completely got the wrong idea when I said "I want your babies"

I meant in my belly, not in my uterus

1/27/2013 7:23:49 PM

Hahahhaha

1/27/2013 7:29:26 PM

Looking back I am beginning to realize she probably planned the whole thing. The whole situation was a bit dubious. We met at the beginning of the summer. We lived in the same dorm building, different floor. She had been previously involved with someone else who was out of town. But I was there.
So she had to make a "decision" about who to be with. I quickly grew impatient and told her to go ahead and choose him because I was over it. At which point she told me she would "be with him for a few months and let it fall apart" (a hypothesis which she based on fucking Meyers-Briggs personality tests) and after that, should would be with me. I didn't want to hear any more about it, but then she changed her mind. She went back and forth on her decision at least 3 times, then finally chose me again because she was unable to refrain from touching me. Red flags. I played along though. I was too busy to pursue anything else, also because I did briefly think I was in love. Briefly.

A few months go by and the whole time I'm thinking she is probably still going to fuck that guy. ESPECIALLY since before she ever met me she had been planning to move in with him and 3 other friends into an apartment at the beginning of the fall semester. These plans did not change even after we became an official couple. Granted it was only 5 weeks before move in.

They moved in and right off the bat I knew something was up. One day she said she was going to come by my room, but before I could get there she left. "I waited for 20 minutes" yeah ok.

When you know someone you love is full of shit and lying to you every day, but you can't exactly prove it, what the fuck do you do? Easy! Show up unannounced, regardless of any privacy you might be violating because you don't have time for any bullshit for fucks sake. I walk in down the hall to her room. Her door was closed so I knocked and I hear people moving around on the bed, scrambling to escape the imminent shit-fan. She answers the door like a deer in headlights. He is hiding in the closet like R fucking Kelly. I yank him out and give him a stern lecturing about how he was immature and inconsiderate of others' boundaries. I tell her to FUCK OFF. The entire break up was messy and lasted a week, but now I completely ignore her. I am too busy working my goddamn ass off for a decent education to ever think about it again. Whore.

TL;DR - Don't date girls with eating disorders. Shit if I had known that from the beginning...

[Edited on January 27, 2013 at 7:37 PM. Reason : fuckingfuck]

1/27/2013 7:36:29 PM

That sounds rough, billybob66, but from what I read....you are much better without her your life.

1/27/2013 7:47:36 PM

lol laid off . less than a week........ not happy and boom let the paper work happen........

1/27/2013 7:49:47 PM

Thanks EMCE. Goddamn right I am

1/27/2013 7:54:32 PM

he wasn't Kodiak

so it wasn't going to work out anyway

[Edited on January 27, 2013 at 8:43 PM. Reason : .]

1/27/2013 8:42:51 PM

Quote :

"My girlfriend was way too emotional. She opperated only on extremes, everything was either the best thing or worst thing EVER. I just couldn't handle it so I got out of there."

This. It's why I haven't posted in 5 months also and I missed you guys. Had to end it

1/28/2013 1:37:58 AM

bich wouldnt study. hot as fuck but you know that dont last forever. i dont want to be with some stupid bitch no matter how sexw. new girl is similarly lazy...

1/28/2013 2:16:44 AM

Quote :

"my dong was too big"

LOL AT BettrOffDead HE MEANT TO SAY VAGINE./

12/31/2013 11:21:44 PM

She was bitching about some red plastic cups.

12/31/2013 11:29:03 PM

almost all of my relationships end when the girl decides that she wants a relationship


* I would totally have a real relationship, but unless something works out with a girl who's really what i want, i'll continue to just have friends with benefits.

12/31/2013 11:49:01 PM

I found out EMCE was givin her some deep dickin, and I knew I couldn't compete

1/1/2014 12:14:32 AM

she disappeared for a few weeks, was vacant for a bit. got fucking married 3 months later.

it's hilarious.

so, yea, considering i let shit get to me, i'm kind of fucked up when it comes to women.

[Edited on January 1, 2014 at 12:20 AM. Reason : ]

1/1/2014 12:20:19 AM

I gradually realized she wasn't the extraordinary woman I'd idealized her to be, and that she didn't fit me that terribly well either. So I broke up with her. I guess from a third-person perspective it was pretty boring, actually.

We'd only been dating about 2 1/2 months, and in all that time she'd never allowed me to have sex with her. She said (in so many words) it took her a long time to get comfortable enough with a person for sex. I've only touched her vagina twice, in fact. Cool girl, though...I hope she's doing well.

1/1/2014 12:42:36 AM

:/

[Edited on January 1, 2014 at 1:37 AM. Reason : .]

1/1/2014 1:23:02 AM

She wasn't over her ex...who happened to be a close friend of mine.

It was a messed up situation from the start. We're better as friends than a couple.

1/1/2014 11:54:44 AM

I barely remember making this thread. Man, I'm a nosy motherfucker.

1/1/2014 12:06:18 PM

Because of depp-seated religious/national/ethnic hatred.

Her mother said "either society will kill me or I will kill myself" if her daughter married anybody of my religious/national background.

1/1/2014 12:12:49 PM

not a relationship, but the last girl i made out with before I got together with my wife recently got married... to another chick.

i like to think i was that bad of a kisser it turned her.

1/1/2014 12:18:14 PM