Page We need 2 talk.

2/27/2013 7:19:08 AM

this is a fair number of responses for a parody thread

gg

2/27/2013 7:22:39 AM

I do try to bring a certain quality to my parody posts.

2/27/2013 7:33:30 AM

its actually a fun topic... i like EMCE's idea...

play the douche it's probably better for both of you in the long run.... and you recoupe some of the free food you bought her.

2/27/2013 7:45:37 AM

Applebee's.

2/27/2013 11:30:41 AM

Take her speed dating.

2/27/2013 11:32:57 AM

Oooo. . .one of those lunch buffets at a strip club.

2/27/2013 12:02:18 PM

Don't let her forget to give you back your black t-shirt.

2/27/2013 12:23:59 PM

It's not that "we need to talk" when you're already talking is unacceptable because you're already talking. It's that it's cliche and ridiculous intro to breaking up-type nonsense. The last time I got that, I was already one foot out the door anyway. Again, mastering the being broken up with. It's awesome.

2/27/2013 7:41:08 PM