that letter reads like a HOOPS MALONE thread

3/15/2013 9:44:07 AM

It would have been better if they wrote out by hand that "oooo power pack" rant with some random highlights and sent that out instead.

3/15/2013 9:47:28 AM

nepotism?

Kit Hughes - Director of Football Operations (6 seasons)
http://www.gopack.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/hughes_kit00.html

Drew Hughes - Director of Player Personnell
http://www.gopack.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/031313aaa.html

3/15/2013 9:56:41 AM

LoL!

3/15/2013 10:13:42 AM

Skee-Lo wishes he could play for us.

3/15/2013 10:14:15 AM

people dont even say baller anymore

3/15/2013 10:15:39 AM

White people do

3/15/2013 10:19:02 AM

You know at first I thought it was cool because I thought it was just one letter. But now i see it photocopied I can't help but laugh.

I think a hand written letter is cool but he's doing it wrong

3/15/2013 10:49:36 AM

If teams are going back to Zubaz, "Baller" is goddamned cutting edge

3/15/2013 10:52:22 AM

Quote :

"that letter reads like a HOOPS MALONE thread"

first thing i thought of also

if only it was one of those singing letters and played a loud rockin' rap song or somethin

3/15/2013 10:56:39 AM

Anyone else think there was confetti in the envelope?

3/15/2013 10:59:28 AM

Still better than the letters sent out by the previous staff:

3/15/2013 11:01:59 AM

^all of the win

3/15/2013 11:04:46 AM

WHAT UP Big Time?!! I just joined the staff here @ NC State and I wanted to drop a line and introduce myself + let you know I LOVE THE WAY YOU BALL!! We need DIFFERENCE MAKERS to start jumping and then along with it go "ooooooooooooo" and get louder like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" and then switch to "PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOO PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOOOOOOOO! POWER PACK! POWER PACK! BACK THE PACK!" and then play a loud rockin rap song or somethin. i think it would get things crazy.

NC STATE NEEDS = BALLER
YOU = BALLER

3/15/2013 11:46:49 AM

Quote :

"i guess we forget the kids these days have zero attention span and you have to find creative ways to grab their attention. I would much rather look at our shit than Dartmouth's novel or FSU's instagram logo."

Quote :

"kids nowadays are retarded, that's bound to be appealing to them. if us old farts hate it so much, the kids must love it, like justin bieber and the 3ds"

Quote :

"this is what the kids respond to, you may think its bullshit but come on, it's not that shameful."

yeah, great thinking guys, they're all so dumb they'd never see through a fucking badly photocopied letter that was disingenuously made to appear handwritten.

it's not like various recruits are smart enough to notice, or use the internet, and together mock (rightfully so) our coaching staff for it.




seriously? That anyone other than HOOPS MALONE really thinks this was a good idea is an indictment on the rest of our degrees.

[Edited on March 15, 2013 at 1:13 PM. Reason : .]

3/15/2013 1:10:24 PM

Quote :

"WHAT UP Big Time?!! I just joined the staff here @ NC State and I wanted to drop a line and introduce myself + let you know I LOVE THE WAY YOU BALL!! We need DIFFERENCE MAKERS to start jumping and then along with it go "ooooooooooooo" and get louder like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" and then switch to "PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOO PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOOOOOOOO! POWER PACK! POWER PACK! BACK THE PACK!" and then play a loud rockin rap song or somethin. i think it would get things crazy."

3/15/2013 1:13:11 PM

CJ -

Good job nigga

- Coach Hughes

3/15/2013 1:15:19 PM

meh, every other form letter is the same to each athlete. no biggie.

3/15/2013 1:16:23 PM

MAKE AN INSTANT IMPACT

3/15/2013 1:49:27 PM

Every other form letter doesn't look like it's from a retarded 12 year old.

You people that like this must be like 50 years old and trying to be "cool." You also probably wear Oakleys and jorts still.

3/15/2013 2:47:49 PM

this form letter is a FAST FUTURE FORWARD letter to NIKE CALIBER recruits

3/15/2013 2:49:08 PM

Recruits DONT READ LETTERS.

Did they send him any SWAG?

3/15/2013 2:52:24 PM

this letter goes well with those shitty ass skittles uniforms everybody rockin nowadays

3/15/2013 3:26:08 PM

YOU = BALL SO HARD MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA FIND YOU

NCSU = MOTHERFUCKERS

3/15/2013 6:21:36 PM

I was defending the letter until i saw he photocopied it

Fire our new recruiting staff

Although this is still better than the morse code TOB probably used.

[Edited on March 15, 2013 at 6:29 PM. Reason : ]

3/15/2013 6:27:45 PM

boobs' golden god isn't as infallible as his 0-0 record

surprised the doeren credibility watch thread wasnt bumped

we all know a bball player/coach thread would be bumped with a fuckup of this magnitude

let alone TOB's thread

3/15/2013 6:29:36 PM

^^

thats my outlook.

I thought they were all personalized hand written letters.

now im all like

3/15/2013 6:40:29 PM

Haha he was never my golden god. I am just happy TOB is gone

3/15/2013 6:43:36 PM

What kind of SWAG are we portraying in recruiting?

Are we considering a new uniform provider?

3/28/2013 10:11:54 AM

Mississippi State wants in on the action


[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 11:22 AM. Reason : .]

4/3/2013 11:21:46 AM

Maybe they got local elementary students to write that? To show that kids want them to be their heroes?

4/3/2013 11:26:14 AM

Vulcan91

4/3/2013 11:33:20 AM

oh great, we can't even win a down's-a-thon with Miss St

4/3/2013 12:04:09 PM

^^^i dont know if thise motherfucker sketched those words or not

but he had to try really hard to get that effect

4/3/2013 1:15:36 PM

this thread sucks

4/3/2013 1:16:33 PM

OP is a total hater!

4/3/2013 1:21:26 PM

^*7

OLD (see the football recruiting thread)

4/3/2013 1:26:01 PM

it was old then as well. i posted that junk YESTERDAY

4/3/2013 2:55:21 PM

This was just a test, I actually posted it the day before yesterday

4/3/2013 3:01:06 PM

This article made me think of this thread: http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130329/12165822513/boston-police-are-catfishing-locals-to-bust-punk-rock-shows.shtml

Quote :

"Patty's day is a mad house I am still pissing green beer. The cops do break balls something wicked here. What's the address for Saturday Night, love DIY concerts."

Quote :

"What is the Address for the local music show tonight?"

4/5/2013 3:29:03 PM

Quote :

"Who Wants to Break into Prescott High School And Steal Computer Monitors Tonight Let Me Know"

Quote :

"If anyone is interested, I am hosting a halloween party 8pm across the street from Prescott PD. Bring your best & most illegal drug"

Quote :

"Skipping School Today To Ruin Your Body With Drugs and Throw Away Your Education? Cool Me Too Let's Hang Out"

Quote :

"Me, a cop? Ha! Some of my best friends are crime men, web hackers, drug fans, meat punks and burgles."

4/5/2013 3:31:49 PM

k

4/5/2013 3:40:27 PM

^^LOL

https://twitter.com/NotAPoliceman

4/5/2013 3:51:58 PM

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/4/4/4185554/mississippi-states-new-recruiting-tool-cans-of-swag

4/5/2013 4:06:33 PM

STARK-VEGAS

4/6/2013 2:37:58 PM

Winter is coming

4/6/2013 3:16:45 PM

Can we retroactively laugh at everyone in this thread? Me included I guess.

6/21/2013 11:17:33 AM

Once again it pays off to not assume I know what 17-18 year old black kids like

6/21/2013 11:29:31 AM

THE RED LIGHT IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #PACK14 #1PACK1GOAL #HASHTAG #HASHTAG #HASHTAG

[Edited on June 21, 2013 at 7:39 PM. Reason : High school kids just fall for some really corny stuff, apparently.]

6/21/2013 7:39:03 PM

obviously this kid committed because of a form letter and dick mcnutt's all caps tweets.

6/21/2013 8:52:40 PM