i lovvveeee thick chicks. that is no secret.

4/24/2013 3:59:55 PM

I've known Jeepin4x4 for years, very personally. I can tell you that he is absolutely vanilla. He likes his women of dutch descent, flat as a board with no chest or ass, midwestern accent, etc. He will only do it missionary style. The riskiest thing he has ever done is oral, and even then he stopped the girl after about 2 minutes because he said 'her spit felt weird'.

4/24/2013 4:00:28 PM

lol

4/24/2013 4:00:53 PM

yep

4/24/2013 4:03:10 PM

I'm not talking thick. I am talking big girl. Like he wants them to sit on him or something. Just saying.

it is no secret that I stalk the shit out of Jeepin4x4 so he better not be weirded out by my admonition and fantasy.

4/24/2013 4:03:24 PM

it depends on how BIG. like if she's carrying a lot of extra but wears it well, then hey i'd consider it. no eggs.

4/24/2013 4:08:11 PM

Mo'Nique from The Parkers

y/n?

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4/24/2013 4:09:33 PM

I have a friend that has been known to hire escorts from time to time. I never understood why, because he is a decent looking guy. I mean, I could understand it if he was hideous or married looking for some strange, but he is neither. I have another friend that is pretty busted looking but still scores tons of free pussy on Plenty of Fish. Maybe it's a control thing? Maybe just the piece of mind knowing you won't end up with a stalker? Enlighten me, TWW.

4/24/2013 4:13:34 PM

Mo'Nique - No
Precious - No
Queen Latifa - Yes

4/24/2013 4:21:02 PM

maybe hes just lazy and doesnt want to put in the effort to get laid from time to time?

[Edited on April 24, 2013 at 4:24 PM. Reason : ?]

4/24/2013 4:23:51 PM

Jeepinitreal got kicked off blackpeoplemeat. com

4/24/2013 4:28:35 PM

Fuck it I'm making a jdate

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4/24/2013 4:30:18 PM

nah, i like thick white chicks too. equal opportunity.

4/24/2013 4:36:17 PM

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4/26/2013 1:51:42 PM

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4/26/2013 8:25:12 PM

oh http://raleigh.backpage.com/adult/

4/26/2013 8:37:16 PM

I want to unsee this thread.

4/26/2013 8:50:41 PM

having never heard of backpage, i must assume that its sole purpose IS to find cheap, filthy skanks

4/26/2013 8:51:47 PM

I think it sprouted up when craigslists removed its erotic services section. It is pretty much an exact clone of craigslists, but there are no ads in any section except the escorts section.

4/26/2013 9:07:20 PM

^ sounds right to me. also what does "red bone" mean

4/26/2013 9:27:23 PM

Quote :

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4/26/2013 9:52:52 PM

Lol. That dumb skank has standards.

[Edited on April 26, 2013 at 10:00 PM. Reason : Or those dumb skanks, I guess]

4/26/2013 10:00:21 PM

Quote :

"this is the hottest one on here by far "

That's Riley Steele, the porn star.

4/27/2013 12:50:46 AM

wow i cant believe a porn star is so cheap!

4/27/2013 10:21:13 AM

And local!

4/29/2013 5:19:10 PM

Wonder if she is hotter in person

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4/29/2013 5:20:25 PM

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Wouldn't the "sixx ty nine" part constitute an offer of a sexual act? I mean, if they are trying to walk the fine line of "you are only paying me for my companionship", it seems like she is just asking for trouble by stating a specific sexual act in her ad.

[Edited on April 29, 2013 at 5:37 PM. Reason : b]

4/29/2013 5:37:06 PM

Maybe she's taking about playing golf.

4/29/2013 5:39:45 PM

that last one is from a trail cam i think? might be a squatch ...

4/29/2013 5:42:09 PM

I guess she intentionally misspelled the word and split it up to throw off law enforcement.

MAN, THESE GIRLS ARE SMART! I wonder if they know about sucking on a penny to pass a breathalyzer, because that shit definitely works too.

[Edited on April 29, 2013 at 5:45 PM. Reason : a]

4/29/2013 5:44:10 PM

No. No it doesnt

4/29/2013 5:51:19 PM

That was the joke

4/29/2013 5:52:07 PM

Is the bed wrapped in Saran Wrap or are those fire works

[Edited on April 29, 2013 at 5:58 PM. Reason : Damnit. ]

4/29/2013 5:56:12 PM

^ for you, mainly because I can't figure out WTF is going on there either.



I have a guess though. I am thinking she is taking a picture of a picture that being displayed on a phone with a cracked face. Could be wrong, though.

[Edited on April 29, 2013 at 6:04 PM. Reason : a]

4/29/2013 6:01:53 PM

no the x-men team member known as jubilee is attempting to save us all

4/29/2013 7:16:40 PM

its a 4th of july HERP celebration

5/2/2013 2:30:01 PM

i've never heard of this website. i don't think i want to know any more about it.

on that note,

5/2/2013 3:37:28 PM

those ass bruises are hotttt

5/2/2013 11:06:40 PM

^^ https://vimeo.com/23638459

5/3/2013 12:13:29 AM

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5/8/2013 2:45:34 PM

what does that even mean???

5/8/2013 2:48:09 PM

I take it to mean that she got busted by the cops so she quit. And I guess she had been lying about her age, which isn't exactly a shock.

5/8/2013 2:51:51 PM

haha id love to see some of these pimps for these hoez

5/8/2013 3:32:08 PM

Btt

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9/10/2013 8:44:15 AM

Can I just get two half hours?

9/10/2013 11:58:25 PM

Someone just texted me thinking my number was on backpages. Tww how should I handle this

9/5/2014 11:33:38 PM

^^ ahahahahhahha

9/7/2014 2:24:26 AM

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9/7/2014 2:27:55 AM

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9/7/2014 10:29:57 AM